The Great Hamster War of 1812 only lasted 4 months, leaving a Miss's Greenle of Finchley back yard a monument to the lacking of diplomacy within the Hamster Community..No one's really sure how the great war started, but after 4 devastating months of withering fire and NO casualties on either side, it was determined that the continual use of the giant hanging water bottle should be shared by both factions..
Photo: Gerald Grimly: AP Hamster war archives