C. A. Cupid. The love doctor of Monster High. Her radio show was known in every corner of the school as the premiere radio show, listened to by basically every student that happened to be roaming the halls, whether they wished to or not. Her infectious energy and hypnotic voice had captivated the hearts of more students than a regular school could ever hold. Since Monster High was specialized for the purpose of holding Monster students, it was quite large, and had transformed Cupid into a small celebrity as a result. He name and voice, though not face, were known to carry weight even amongst the human populace.

She was quite happy with her work, and enjoyed her daily calls with students to confess, inquire, or simply chill. Cupid's radio show was a variety performance, it couldn't be pinned down to any one cliche or genre. Cupid was a being with duality. She knew how to entertain, but her first love will always be love. She was something of a genius when it came to matters of the heart. Her advice was said to be almost prophetic in it's effectiveness.

Similarly, Cupid could discuss any issue relating to matters of the bedroom with scary accuracy. It was hard to imagine a teenager already having as much experience as she did. It must've been some kind of magical ability, there was no way she had the knowledge she did otherwise. Regardless of what it was, it had fully grabbed the hearts and minds of the girls around the school, and the boys were extremely grateful to have a girl who was teaching other girls how to be better in bed. Even if she was kind of raising the standards for them as well. Heath Burns hadn't gotten laid for weeks ever since Cupid started telling her listeners not to sleep with men who they wouldn't be able to tolerate the smell of.

During the lunch break of an average Friday noon. Cupid started up her show and let the rest of the school listen as the broadcast went underway.

"Welcome back, listeners! It's another exciting episode of Cupid, Goddess of Love. What kind of exciting things will we get into today, lurid affairs, messy breakups, failed attempts establishing a relationship with someone clearly not interested in you? All that and more? We're only going to find out once we take our first caller of the day," She clicked a button on her set up. "Caller Number 1, You're on with Cupid. Have any stories to tell me today?"

The call was opened up by a young woman, presumably a student, with a very squeaky voice and a thick hungarian accent. Her voice registered with plenty of fuzz on the antiquated device she was using to call in.

"Hello! I'm on the air with Cupid?" The woman confirmed.

"Yep, you are live, look alive." Cupid replied.

The woman cleared her throat before speaking. "Cupid, hi! I have wanted to get ahold of you for a while! I semi-recently had an encounter with my boyfriend that I wanted to discuss with you, on your show."

"Ooh, relationship troubles, eh?" Cupid cringed ever so slightly.

"It is not how it sounds, he is swell, a perfect boy, you see. He is 6'4, a werewolf, and he is shredded like cheese from the himelayas."

"I never knew Himelayan cheese was so good." Cupid spoke. She was really happy that nobody could see her face right now.

"My friend says it is." The girl added. "She is from there and says it's goo- you know what, never mind! That is not the conversation. I wanted to tell you the story of what the problem with him is."

"Go ahead, girl, tell us the whole story from the start. I'll give you 5 minutes." Cupid started the timer on her phone.

"Let us start from the beginning here..."



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A vampire girl and a werewolf boy were sitting in the front seats of the run-down car that the boy had been given by his father for his 16th birthday. Though, it had been decorated with all sorts of memrobillia that only a boy his age could get away with. She found the depiction of a vampire woman with monumental breasts on the dashboard with a sticker under it saying "Blood Bags" to be quite offensive. She looked around at all the reconstructed insides of this machine as she wondered about all the stories it's scene before.

This was all interrupted by the quick realization that her boyfriend was unzipping his leather pants and pulling out his dick right before her.

She shouted his name, kept anonymous in this story.

He then asked her, "What's the problem?"

She yelled back, not even two feet away from him. "The problem is you are taking your dick out!" she slugged him in the arm, gently, but it still hurt.

"I thought that's what we were herefor?" He whimpered.

"That is not making sense! This can only be because you want me to blow you, that is the only thing I am familiar with using your naked penis for with a girl in a car."

"Yeah, I was hoping for a blowjob, babe."

The girl flipped out, her hair standing on end as her anger and discomfort became palpable. "No! I will not suck your penis just because you want me to! It is in public where anyone can see us!"

He interjected. "But you-" He cut himself off. It was at that moment that she understood exactly what he was going to say. "But you're a vampire." That was it. He thought she was going to suck his cock just because she was a vampire, and vampires suck. This was what he believed.

"Go on."

"No, I uh, I've sensed I was about to say something wrong." He scratched the back of his head.

"You were going to say that you thought I would suck your cock on command merely because I am a vampire."

"I wasn't! I- Maybe, I... I love you?" He showed her his pearly whites. This did not get him off the hook.

"You think all vampires are suck machines don't you?" She crossed her arms.

"Not all of them! Just the really smart and pretty ones."

"Flattery will get you nowhere, hound," She lectured him with a pointed index finger. "I have never even sucked a cock in my life, I don't even know how!"

"I could teach you!" He was still under the impression that he was going to get a blowjob tonight, after all this. That bravery is part of what makes him so loveable.

"You are not going to just whip your dick out here, and get a blowjob from me just because you want it!" The vampire opened the car door.

"But what if I reaaaaaaaallyy want it?" The werewolf placed his hands together in a clasping motion. He'd be down on his knees begging if he weren't currently in a car. "It's just because I love you so much that I want to feel your beautiful mouth around my handsome dick, yeah?"

His begging was kind of getting to her, and she realized that she didn't not want to suck him off. She was just offended by the insinuation that she was going to do it specifically because she was a vampire. "Ohhhh, well, fine. I guess you have been good enough to deserve it lately," She gave in. "But after I'm done draining you dry, which not all vampires do!, the two of us are going to go back to my home and create signs to use at a protest for vampire equality."

His face initially lit up as she claimed they were going back to her place, but he was happy enough to just get his dick sucked. "Yeah, hun. I'll make sure to protest with you." He rolled his eyes. He remembered that all of this was made with the intention of experiencing a vampire blowjob. He had been reluctantly educated that not all of them do it, but he still knew they were the best at it. His pants were fully opened, and his girlfriend was shocked to discover he still wore briefs. "They're my lucky undies, you see." His cock sprung forth from his pants already rock hard. That entire conversation had him pent up. His dick was a beautiful shade of crimson, much like his lips, they were so full. She remembered that her boyfriend was really dreamy once his cock came out. She had never felt this way about a dick before.

She found his arm slowly being wrapped around her shoulder. He gently pressed his hand to the back of her head and slowly forced it downward, closer to his cock. She could tell he understood that he was on thin ice, and was not to be rough with him. Her head was let downwards until it lie inches away from his cock, it faced her. He said he would instruct her but, right now it looked like she was about to rely on instinct. The only instruction she was getting was the overwhelming sensation of his musk in her face, bringing out that natural desire to choke on his meat before love even entered the equation.

She took it into her mouth and took great care to avoid using her teeth, her tongue would be enough to fellate this canine cock that stood before her, that nad plenty of her lips. She'd only been briefly educated on the actual suction motion she was supposed to use on a previous episode of Cupid's radio show. She always knew that information was going to help her some day, Cupid a;ways comes in handy. Her mouth was quickly able to take that monster down to base, suppressing her gag reflex was also a skill she had some information about. She was able to take the red rocket down to base, and managed to give his balls a slight lick while she was down there. This was enough to cause him to cum directly into her mouth, unleaching a torrent of wolf semen that spilled into her mouth with so much force that it shot out of her nose.

"Bleagh!" She exc;aimed, cum dripping out of her facial orfices. She could hardly breathe. "Why didn't you warn me!?" She barely choked out.

"It happened so fast!" He said, apologetically. "It happened so fast." He said, pridefully.

"Just help me clean up!" He was on very thin ice at this point.

"I will! but first..." He angled his cock back at her once more. This time with the intetion of peeing on her.

The vampire's face was splashed with a wave of piss, near instantaneously soaking her as the werewolf breathed a sigh of relief. "I've been waiting to do that for ages!"

The vampire was choking, sputtering, coughing, and nearly drowning in the still ongoing stream that was blasting her. She tried to block it with her hands, resulting in every single inch of her becoming completely soaked as a result. "Babe!" She yelled.

"What?" He replied.

"You're peeing on me!"

"Yeah??" He was genuinely confused by her reaction. "That's what you do after you get a blowjob!"

"Not it's not!" The stream only barely stopped at this point. She parted her hair to get it out of her face. She spit out a mouthful of piss.

"Really? That's how werewolves do it I guess."

"You... You guess?" She was stunned, shcoked, and stupified.

"Yeah I-"

"Take me home." She interrupted.

"But-"

"NOW."

The drive home was the most silent affair the two had ever sat through in their lives.

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Cupid stood there with her mouth agape. wondering exactly how this was supposed to be resolved.

"That's uh, quite the story, I've never heard anything like it.

"Yeah.." The anonymous vampire sounded sad.

"I'll tell you what, I'm going to need a werewolf opinion on this whole... dilemma. So, we're going to call up a werewolf next, and let them give us their perspective. Keep listening, this next caller is going to tell you if your boyfriend is telling the truth or not."

Cupid put the first caller on hold, and returned to the wave of ringtones assaulting her ears, looking for just one werewolf.

Just one werewolf.