Chapter 1
The Moon Has Many Phases
Chapter 1
1999 words  ·  ~10 min read

A princess from another realm was living in his attic.

That's what Marco had told everyone.

Few believed him.

The story had become quite well-known around his inner circle, much to his chagrin. It was frequently trotted out as an inside joke with the potential to instantly embarrass him so badly he would retreat into his hoodie and hide under the school's lunch table.

Few believed him, yet if they would simply look inside they would realize it was obviously true. Maybe not obviously, it was hard to prove both her status as a dimensional vagrant and a princess. In fact, Marco hadn't really been able to verify her as a noble yet. She might've been making that part up. The important thing was that she was from another world, he saw her come out of a swirling portal to prove this, and that she was female. That was the thing people really wanted to see.

This girl seemed to know very little about earth, it's people, or any one of it's cultures. What she did know was quite odd, perhaps shocking. On first contact with Marco, she displayed that she was trained in the ancient art of fellatio, and was more than willing to perform it on the master of the household she had been transported to in exchange or lodgings. Marco initially thought this was some kind of odd joke, or perhaps a roleplay thing, but as he pressed her further and further it became obvious that the girl was dead serious. He asked if she had any other talents, she answered "Magic!" with a daft smile on her face. He eventually agreed to let her stay, but he was going to hold her to her initial proposal.

"That's the full story!" Marco explained to his best friend, Ferguson. The latter struggling not to laugh at Marco's outrageous tall-tale as they walked across the sidewalk. "She's been up there for weeks!" He detailed.

"Suuuuuuure." Ferguson mocked.

"We're going up there specifically to prove this whole thing, right here, right now." Marco was clearly made very intense by the entire subject. "Everybody's been laughing at me for weeks, but that's going to stop today, once you see her, and this whole thing ends!" He prattled on.

"And I'm going to get my dick sucked." Ferguson added, with little attention being payed.

"Yes, you'll get your dick sucked, as long as you pay me the full price." Marco assured him.

"Remember that if there's no magical fairy princess there, you said that you'd do it." Ferguson rubbed his hands together.

"I did say that, yeah. Luckily, Star will do it for me."

"You gave her a name now? Star."

"Not me! Her parents named her, I assume."

"Maybe things are different on whatever planet she's from. They look up at the sky and name their kids after the first thing they see."

"There'd be a lot of kids named Star, then." Marco found himself entering the doorway to his home. He tried to quickly dodge his mother's extended greeting, but unfortunately Ferguson wasn't in tune with the game plan.

"Marco! And his friend!" Angie popped into the room, cutting both of them off at the stairway. "It is so good to see you, Ferguson." She excitedly clasped her hands together.

"Hi, Mrs. D." Ferguson casually turned his head at her. "I can't talk right now, I'm going to get my dick sucked." His words made Marco's eyes widen to an abyss.

"Oh, that is nice. I hope you are happy with his, er, abilities." Angie could tell this conversation wasn't for her, and departed accordingly. Her son experimenting was okay with her, as long as it was confined to his room.

"Why would you tell her that?" Marco shrieked underneath his breath. He wanted to get this over with at this point. He stepped up the stairs and fished for a key in his pocket. He slid it into the keyhole of the attack while turning to face Ferguson. "Okay, just make sure to keep quiet. She might be a little bit loud, but that's just because she's excited any time she sees me. I haven't shown her to anybody else yet."

Ferguson snickered as Marco detailed a fantastically fictitious scenario that seemed to be a last ditch effort at getting out of sucking his cock. Alas, Marco was going to be on his knees in sixty seconds, losing any possible right he might've had to ever call himself straight. His semen would make an excellent filler for Marco's belly.

He became quite shocked when he saw Marco open the door, and lo and behold, inside it was a blonde girl dressed like a princess, staring at the window as butterflies flew by. He went speechless, all his provoking from before suddenly disappeared as he discovered that Marco was telling the truth, to a degree. It still remained to be seen as to whether or not this girl was really a princess from another dimension named Star, and if she was really able and willing to suck his dick.

"Payment first." Marco said was a smile on his face. He and Ferguson opposed in expression. The latter silently took out his wallet and passed the $100 he owed to the former.

Ferguson immediately started to drop his pants, causing Marco to quickly thump him in the shoulder. "Dude!" He yelled. "You can't just start shoving your dick in her mouth! You've gotta introduce yourself first, get her in the mood and stuff, y'know?" Marco lectured his friend. "She's good at sucking dick, but she's delicate, and stuff."

"Maaan," Ferguson snapped. "That sounds like an expense I just payed for. I'm here to get a blowjob, not to start going study with the whore."

"Don't call her a whore, dude. She doesn't know what it means, but still."

The mutual chattering filling the room lead to Star becoming aware of her surroundings. She turned around to face both her new guests. Her eyes lit up. She felt a tingle down below. She was met with the company of human boys, How charming they were. This was what she came to earth for. This was what she lived for. This delectable species of creature was so beautiful that she couldn't keep her hands off of them even if her mother ordered it. They were so fine, every single aspect of them was something she wanted inside her mouth. She wondered why they were still wearing clothes.

"Hiiiiiiii!" She screeched as she fluttered through the air with excitement. "Who is this guy, Maaaaarco? Can I suck his dick?" She looked him up and down. His build and shape were delectable to her brain chemistry. She wanted nothing more than to lick him all over and savor every inch of him. She had the feeling that he would prefer just having her work on his dick though.

Ferguson essentially confirmed these thoughts, as his grey sweat pants fell to the floor, exposing the rest of his rotund body to both Star and Marco. The latter shivering as he was forced to see his friend naked, and confront the reality that he was packing a much bigger dick than he was. At this point Marco was starting to believe that his four inches was actually below average.

Marco studied himself. "Mhm," He coughed. "This is Ferguson. Ferguson, Star. Star, Ferguson." He introduced the two to each other. Names were going to do quite little for them, however, he only wanted one thing out of her mouth. Everybody in the room knows exactly what that is.

He baited Star with a flick of his hand, beckoning her to come closer and take her first mouthful of the monster that lay before her. "Try and take it slow, it might be a little bit too much for you if you've only ever sucked Marco's shrimpdick." He teased. She was more than willing to do as he said. Nothing would keep her away from the lovely cock that lay before her. The scent of it was intoxicating enough, and the length of the pubes was completely ideal. The cock itself, was magnificent, weighing in at 10 inches. This made Ferguson a pretty big boy. Star had only seen one this big back when she was bathing with her father. Her absent mind instantly questioned if it had started to shrink with age. Perhaps.

This was about the now and present, that's what Star was focused on. She stuck her tongue out as if it was made to coil around a sucker, it's length most certainly was not human. It stretched itself thin attempting to take this cock down to it's base. The entire shaft providing a decisive swirl for her to descend upon.

The boy closed his eyes and grit his teeth. He wasn't expecting Star to have the kind of talent or capabilities she had. The whole situation had only entered his mind 2 minutes ago. It had just now clicked with him that he was getting a genuine blowjob from a genuine alien. He still questioned if she was royalty, but I guess the quality of the blowjob spoke for itself. She could come from a world that elects leaders based on their oral ability, and she's next in line to take the throne.

Star's mouth rejoined with the tip of her tongue with one fell swoop. She lunged to swallow the cock down to base. Ferguson cried out like he was hit with a cold shower. Never,even in porn, had he seen a girl immediately take a cock down to base with a feral pounce. It was the kind of thing you would see in a 90's hentai OVA. Star wasted absolutely zero time in slurping upon him. She sucked his dick with her head moving back and forth, and the cock coming with it every time she jerked her neck.

"What did I tell you? Is she a keeper or what?" Marco smugly inquired.

"She's the best suck mistress I've ever seen! Not even the ones in porn are this good!" Ferguson cried out, he could quickly feel every drop of semen in his balls being wrung out as Star drained him dry. Her lips and tongue were heavenly. He started to wonder if she was some kind of angel, rather than an alien princess. As he started to feel himself cumming.

Feguson held onto Star's head as he came. He grabbed fistfuls of her hair to use as handlebars, stabilizing himself. He made sure to keep her face pressed firmly on his hips as a torrent of cum started to erupt form his cock. It flowed into Star's mouth, filling it. She could barely breathe with her mouth so full of jizz. Ferguson was atleast kind enough to release her, letting her fall backwards as cums prayed out of her mouth, the spit take even managing to hit Marco. He recoiled with a disgusted "Ugh!. Ferguson wiped the tip of his prick onto Star's cheek, letting the residual semen coat her pretty little face.

Marco placed a hand upon Ferguson's shoulder, his eyes still occasionally drifting downward towards his junk. "So, is she worth it or what?".

"She's worth soooo much more than you're charging, but I'm not complaining."

"Remember," Marco added. "If you want to go again it's another hundred bucks, but I haven't taught her to do anything other than blowjobs yet. She came here knowing that, for some reason."

Ferguson turned towards Star. "Did you really come to Earth just to suck cocks?"

Star made a rainbow with her hands. "Sure did! It's been my mission in life ever since my mother taught me how to do it. I'm going to meet as many new penises as I can and put them in my mouth!" She was elated.

Marco and Ferguson gave each other a mutual glare of malcontent. They understood, together. That this girl was going to be famous someday.

— ✦ —
Author's Note
Hey guy, I just got here from Blargsnarf's website and decided to upload my stuff here to see if I could get any traction. Blarg is a huge influence on my work so I really do hope to have my stuff put next to his and hopefully gain a lot of the same audience. This is an older work of mine but I have a boatload of works directly inspired by his style I'd love to write if there's an audience for it.

If you enjoyed this work, you can check out my carrd for more details on my work as a writer.

https://tubbywubbykittywaifu.carrd.co/

Help keep parody art free

Please consider supporting us on SubscribeStar

0 kudos
Log in to leave kudos.
Comments (0)
No comments yet. Be the first!