Boner Juice
Tissues, ice cream and energy drinks. What do these things have in common? They’re all products that have used as promotional tie ins with 3DS game Senran Kagura Burst. The energy drink is the newest one… sort of. Apparently when the first Senran Kagura came out the energy drink was also a promo item one could buy. But this isn’t any energy drink. It’s claim is that it’ll help you get a boner after your first “victory” so you’re ready for round two.
The drink is from Akahige Pharmacy (Red Beard Pharmacy) who sell over the counter fertility aids, lubes, cock rings, penis pumps and such. The drink it self is actually just a limited re-brand of one of it’s “second battle” drinks. No word on if it actually works though, although it better at $20 a bottle.
I’ve mentioned Senran Kagura Burst here more than a few times. Heck, I was actually going to make a post with some new trailers and art just the other day but then passed. But seeing as this amusing piece of news has come forth, I think I’ll include them right here.
I didn’t realize the boob physics where so crazy. I know some would say that they’re too over the top and sort of kills it. I agree, I also think they went a bit too far at times, but I’d still play it. Damn you 3DS and your localization security! I want my 3DS boob game!
For those interested in real game play footage… here ya go.
Oh and here’s the art I mentioned.
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