got crack?
So the other day I was on the bus going home when I looked down and noticed a tiny ziplock bag with some small white “rocks” in it laying buy the back door. o_O I though “Holy crap! That looks like it might be a bag of crack!” I wasn’t sure what to do at this point as the bus was quite crowded, so I sat there and kept my eye on it to see if anyone picked it up. No one did. Eventually it came to my stop and it was still there. I decided to go and tell the bus driver as I’m sure they have procedures to handle this sort of thing. The lady bus driver looked none too impressed to have a bag of crack on her bus and actually roller her eyes and said “oh, that’s wonderful…” As I walked away I noticed that she parked the bus and I saw her walk down the isle to investigate the small bag. Soon the bus started up again and that was the end of it.
I never did find out if it actually was a bag of crack. I’ve never seen one in real life, but I would have put money down on the gamble that it was. I don’t see what else it cold have been. What I do know is that day there was one pissed of crackhead somewhere in the city.
If you take public transportation, what’s the strangest thing you’ve ever found during a trip?
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February 21st, 2010 at 4:47 am
O.o Wow dude. I haven’t really utilized public transportation very often, and the worst thing I encountered was an odd smell. I think this takes the cake. lol
February 22nd, 2010 at 12:13 am
Anal beads. No joke. Who even takes those things on a bus, let alone take em out to enable the dropping in the first place?
February 22nd, 2010 at 1:37 am
Baa ha ha ha ha ha (falls to floor, catching breath)
*Ahem* Wow, I wonder if they got them back. Ha ha ha! I can see it now.
Person: I’d like to report a lost item.
Bus station manager: Ok, what was the item lost?
Person: A set of anal beads.
Bus station manager: O.o
February 22nd, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Why would they even want them back after they’ve been on the floor of a bus? The human rectum is probably cleaner than the average bus floor.
February 22nd, 2010 at 10:49 pm
Heh, yeah I guess you have a point. Still funny to think about though.
February 22nd, 2010 at 11:10 pm
Hey, at least it wasn’t a synthetic vagina. THAT would warrant MAJOR “WTF”age. Maybe lulz for the sick and twisted.
September 1st, 2010 at 9:46 pm
Clean seats.