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Here's ponified BILLY JOEL furry rockers time to kick some ass again !
UNICORNIA
PONIFIED BILLY JOEL
1.I DIDN'T START THE MAGIC
2. BRONY FAN
3 FASHION PONY
4I LOVE YOU DERPY HOOVES JUST THE WAY YOU ARE ?
5. MY CHAOS HASN'T HAPPENED FOR THE MISCHIEF TIME
6. MY SHY LIFE
7. IT'S STILL RAINBOW DASH STUNTS TO ME
8.YOU WHORE PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAY BE WRONG I PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT YOU?
9. COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB
10. OCTAVIA TELL THAT BITCH VINYL SCRATCH ABOUT IT?
HONEY RAYS, DERPY HOOVES, ROSE INK, JACKALOPES,
SOUTH UNICIFIC, WINDY WANDS, DONUT JOE.
JACKING OFF MASTURBATION, RUNNING NUDE, SPOOGINGBITCH SWEETIE BLUE, MAGIVISION
NORTH KIRENA, MINTY.
RAINBOW DASH SLUT FLYER, F-BOMB, SUGAR SLUT PINKIE PIE PARTY PONY, PEPPER DANCE PSEUDO PENIS,
BITCH BUMBLE SWEET, "THE VILLIAN AND I" AND "CUMMER IN THE EYE"
PRINCESS EMBER SLUT, VAGINA, ENCHANTIAND'S GOT A NEW CHANGELING QUEEN MAUD PIE, LYRA HEART STRONG SEXY LESBIAN SLUT PONY, MAGICAYANA GOODBYE!
I DIDN'T START THE MAGIC!
IT WAS ALWAYS CHANTING
SINCE THE EQUESTRIA WORLD'S BEEN TURNING.
I DIDN'T START THE MAGIC!
NO WE PONIES DIDN'T FIGHT IT
BUT WE TRIED TO MIGHT IT.
, MORE BIG MCINTOSH MASTURBATION, NASTIER AND PERVERTUS, ROCKEFUCKER, CLITUSPUSSY CHERRY BERRY, COMMAND CULT FUCKING LEADER STAR LIGHT GLIMMER BITCH.
RADIANTS, JUPITER PUSS, TRIXIENINI WHORE LULA MOON, DRAGONS,
DICK BITCH PHALLUS COLGATE, "FUCK AROUND THE COCK".
FLUTTERSHY SLUT ANIMAL LOVER, ELECTRIC SKY, COCKLYN'S GOT A CUMMING TEAM
DISCORD MISCHEIF BASTARD CHAOS GOD, PENIS PERVERT CHANCE A-LOT, and EVIL NIGHTMAREMOON WHORE PRINCESS, DEVILLAND.
BERRY PUNCH DRUNKEN WHORE SLUT FUCKED UP PONY, INSECTAPEST, ALILIAMA, KUGEL TOWN, PRINCESS GLORIA, "PRETTY PRINCESS RUDE CUNT PLACE DIAMOND TIARA, TROUBLE IN THE MOON.
I DIDN'T START THE MAGIC!
IT WAS ALWAYS CHANTING
SINCE THE EQUESTRIA WORLD'S BEEN TURNING.
I DIDN'T START THE MAGIC!
NO WE PONIES DIDN'T FIGHT IT
BUT WE TRIED TO MIGHT IT.
LIITLE PIP SQUEEK, PROCRATINATE, MERRY MAY SLUT, KIREN'S,
SPIT FIRE, FUCKING CHUPACABRA, "BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KILLS"
ABANDONON, CHARME DE GRIFFON RUDE CUNT GILDA, ALICORNIA BUCKBALL STALLWINDEGO, MAGICIDE, CHILDREN PONIES OF THYMES, GREECE
BUCK BICIPS, "BRUMS HIR" BERRY GREEN, SPACE MONSTERS, and MAFIA PONIES
HYPER HOTTIES, CASTERS, EVISUL IS A NO-GO.
DR. WHOOVES, SLUTWHORE RAPE SASSYFLASH, CHANTOLA AND TIREK BASTARD CENTAUR WIZARD FROM HELL CLOUD CHASER,
"PHYCHO SLUT PARTY PONY PINKIE PIE IN "CUPCAKCHO", BAPHOMET GOAT LIKE PONIES IN CUMGO.
I DIDN'T START THE MAGIC!
IT WAS ALWAYS CHANTING
SINCE THE EQUESTRIA WORLD'S BEEN TURNING.
I DIDN'T START MAGIC!
NO WE PONIES DIDN'T FIGHT IT
BUT WE TRIED TO MIGHT IT.
HINNYWAY, ENCHANTRESS, "SLUTS IN A MAGICAL LAND"
DARING DO, PONYLIN, BAY OF PERYTON INVASTION
"LUBERANCE OF ASSBIA", BRITISH PONYMANIA
OLD PONY MISS POMELL, JAPHER, LYRA BEATS PENISSON.
PONY WHORE TWILIGHT SKY, MAGICAL -VEX, BRITISH PERVERTICIAN SEX BASTARD PONY JIZZ FUCKING KING BLOWN AWAY, WHAT ELSE WHORE PONIES DO I HAVE TO SAY?
SPELL SEX CONTROL, HO CLIT ISLAND RAINBOW, RARITY DIVA BITCH BACK AGAIN
NIGHTMAREMOON WALK, SUNNY RAYS, WHOREGATE, PERFANITY ROCK BEGIN, ROOSTER TALE, PHILLIMEANIA, TEROR ON THE CANTERLOT CASTLE
AIRIAL CREATURES IN TRAIN, RUFFIANS IN AIRGENTASTAN.
"WHEEL OF MICHIEF",
SLUTTY SKY WISHES RIDE, METALLICA HEAVY METAL, MAGICIDE,
FUCKING DICKPONY FORSYTHIA YOU CRAZY HERM, HORNY VAGINAS, POISON MAGES, CRACK, BERRY WINE, HERMAPHORDITES ON THE SHORES, CUNT'S FROM HELL ARE UNDER TARTARUS LAW RAINBOOMS AND RAINBOW DASH CUM WARS, I FUCKING CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE WHORE!
I DIDN'T START THE MAGIC!
IT WAS ALWAYS CHANTING
SINCE THE EQUSTRIA WORLD'S BEEN TURNING.
I DIN'T START THE MAGIC!
BUT WHEN WE FUCKING PONIES ARE GONE
WILL IT STILL LIVE ON, AND ON, AND ON, AND ON
I DIDN'T START THE MAGIC!
IT WAS ALWAYS CHANTING
SINCE THE EQUESTRIA WORLD'S WERE TURNING.
I DIDN'T START THE MAGIC!
NO WE PONIES DIDN'T FIGHT IT
BUT WE TRIED TO MIGHT IT.
I DIDN'T START THE MAGIC!
IT WAS ALWAYS CHANTING
SINCE THE EQUESTRIA WORLD'S WERE TURNING.
I DIDN'T START THE MAGIC!
NO WE PONIES DIDN'T FIGHT IT
BUT WE TRIED TO MIGHT IT.
IT'S MOON NINE O'CLOCK ON A SATURDAY
THE REGULAR PONIES SHUFFLES IN
THERE'S AN OLD MALE PONY SITTING NEXT TO ME
MAKIN' LOVE TO HIS TONIC AND GIN.
HE SAYS "BRONY CAN YOU PLAY ME A MEMORY
I'M NOT FUCKING SURE REALLY HOW IT GOES
BUT Its SAD AND IT'S SWEET AND I KNEW IT COMPLETE
WHEN I WORE A YOUNGER MALE PONY'S CLOTHES"
LA LA DI DA DA
LA LA, DI DA DA DA DUM
BRING US A SONG YOU'RE THE BRONY FAN
BRING US A SONG TONIGHT
WELL WE WHORE PONIES WE'RE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A MELODY UNICORNIA AND YOU'VE GOT US FEELIN' ALL RIGHT.
NOW DR. WHOOVES AT THE UNICORNIDIS IS A FRIEND OF MINE
HE GETS HIS DRINKS FOR FREE
AND HE'S QUICK WITH THE ALIEN SEX JOKES OR MAGIC UP YOUR SMOKE.
BUT THERE'S SOMEPLACE THAT TIMELORD PONY RATHER BE
HE SAYS, "ROSE LUCK YOU FUCKING CRAZY WHORE PONY I BELIEVE THIS IS KILLING ME"
AS THE SMILE RAN AWAY FROM HIS FACE
"WELL EVERYPONY I'M SURE THAT I COULD BE GOING BACK TO GALLOPSFREE IF I COULD GET OUT OF THIS PLACE"
OH, LA,LA, DI DA DA
LA LA, DI DA DA DUM
NOW PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE WHORE IS A REAL STUDY NOVELIST
WHO NEVER HAD TIME FOR HER FRIEND THE BASTARD HORNY DRAGON SPIKE
AND HE'S TALKIN' WITH ROSE LUCK WHO'S STILL ON THE UNILEKS PLANET OF DR. WHOOVES AND PROBABLY BE THERE FOR LIFE.
AND THE WAITRESS HORNY BERRY PUNCH IS TOO FUCKING DRUNK TO SERVE PONIES
AS THE JERKFACE MANAGER MUSIC PRODUCTER WAS RUDE TO COUNTESS COLORTARA SLOWLY HE WAS FUCKING STONED.
YES, THEY'RE THE PONIES SHARING A DRINK THEY CALL FRIENDSHIPNESS
BUT IT'S BETTER THAN DRINKIN' ALONE.
BRING US A SONG YOU'RE THE BRONY FAN
BRING US PONIES A SONG TONIGHT
"WELL WE WHORE PONIES WE'RE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A MELODY UNICORNIA AND YOU GOT US FEELING ALRIGHT.
IT'S A PREETY GOOD PONY CROWD FOR A SATURDAY NIGHT
AND THE PRINCESS WHORE CELESTIA GIVES ME A SMILE
'CAUSE SHE KNOWS THAT IT'S ME THEY BEEN COMIN' TO SEE
TO FORGET ABOUT LIFE FOR A WHILE.
AND THE MAGIC, IT SOUNDS LIKE A RAINBOOM HARMONY
AND THE ALCHEMIST PHONE SMELLS LIKE A BEER
AND THEY PONIES SIT AT THE BAR AND PUT MLP BRONY FAN ART IN MY JAR AND SAY, "FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE UNICORNIA?"
OH, LA LA ,DI DA DA
LA LA, DI DA DA DA DUM
BRING US A SONG YOU'RE THE BRONY FAN !
BRING US A SONG TONIGHT
"WELL WE WHORE PONIES WE'RE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A MELODY UNICORNIA AND YOU GOT US FEELING ALRIGHT.
OH,,,, YEAH BRING US A SONG
BRING US A SONG TONIGHT
BRONY FAN !
BRONY FAN!
BRONY FAN!
SHE'S BEEN LIVING IN MAREHATTEN HER UPTOWN WORLD
I BET SHE'S NEVER HAD A DRAGON LIKE ME
I BET HER MAMA PONY NEVER TOLD HER WHY.
I'M SPIKE GONNA TRY FOR AN FASHION PONY!
SHE'S BEEN LIVING IN HER GEMSTONE WORLD
AS LONG AS ANYPONY WITH HOT BLOOD CAN AND NOW LOOKING FUCKING FOR ME HER SPIKY WIKY HER DRAGON MAN THAT'S WHAT I AM .
AND WHEN SHE KNOWS
WHAT SHE THAT BITCH WANTS FROM HER TIME
AND WHEN SHE WAKES UP AND MAKES UP HER MIND.
SHE'LL SEE I'M NOT SO TOUGH
JUST BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH AN FASHION PONY!
YOU KNOW I'VE SEEN HER IN HER GLIMMER AND GLITZY WORLD.
SHE'S GETTING TIRED OF MINING CAVES FOR THOSE BASTARDS THE DIAMOND DOGS AND ALL HER PRESENTS FROM HER SPIKY WIKY SHE'S GOT A CHOICE.
FASHION PONY!
YOU KNOW I SPIKE CAN'T AFFORD THESE ASS HIGH BIT PRICES ON HER PEARLS
BUT MAYBE SOMEDAY WHEN I FINALLY FLY SHE'LL UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING HORNY I SPIKE THE DRAGON AM AND THEN I'LL WIN !
AND WHEN RARITY'S WALKING
SHE'S LOOKING SHIMMERING SO FINE
AND WHEN SHE'S TALKING SHE'LL SAY THAT BASTARD SPIKE I'M YOURS
SHE'LL SAY SPIKY WIKY YOUR NOT SO TOUGH
JUST BECAUSE
I'M IN LOVE WITH AN FASHION PONY !
SHE'S BEEN LIVING IN HER GEMSTONE WORLD
AS LONG AS ANYPONY HOT BLOOD CAN AND NOW LOOKING FUCKING FOR ME HER SPIKY WIKY HER DRAGON HER DRAGON MAN THAT'S WHAT I 'AM
FASHION PONY!
SHE'S MY FASHION PONY !
YOU KNOW I'M IN LOVE
WITH AN FASHION PONY!
MY FASHION PONY!
YOU KNOW I'M IN LOVE
WITH AN FASHION PONY !
MY FASHION PONY!
YOU KNOW I'M IN LOVE WITH AN FASHION PONY!
MY FASHION PONY!
YOU KNOW I'M IN LOVE WITH AN BITCH DRAMA QUEEN FASHION PONY RARITY I LOVE YOU I'M SPIKE !
DON'T YOU DITTY DO FUCKING WHORE TO TRY AND PLEASE ME PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE
YOU NEVER LET ME DOWN BEFORE
DON'T IMAGINE YOU'RE TOO FAMILIAR AND DON'T SEE AS A FRIEND ANYMORE.
I TWILIGHT WOULDN'T LEAVE YOU IN TIMES OF TROUBLE
WE PONIES COULD NEVER HAVE COME THIS FAR
I TOOK THE GOOD TIMES , I'LL TAKE THE BAD TIMES
I'LL TAKE YOU WHORE FRIEND JUST THE WAY YOU ARE DERPY?
DON'T GO TRYING SOME NEW BITCH FASHION OF RARITY'S
DON'T CHANGE THE COLOR OF YOUR BLONDE BEAUTIFUL HAIR DERPY
YOU HAVE MY WONDERBOLTS UNSPOKEN PASSION DERPY
ALTHOUGHT I SLUT FLYER RAINBOWDASH MIGHT NOT SEEM TO CARE.
I APPLE JACK DON'T WANT CLEVER CONVERSATION
I FLUTTERSHY SLUT NEVER WANT TO WORK THAT HARD
I RAINBOWDASH JUST WANT A FUCKING FRIEND THAT I CAN TALK TO
I WANT YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE DERPY
I NEED TO KNOW THAT YOU
WILL BE THE SAME OLD CLUZY WHORE I USE TO KNEW WHAT WILL IT TAKE TILL YOU BELIEVE ME
THE WAY BELIEVE IN YOU THE WAY YOU FUCKING HAVE SOME GREAT EXCUSE OF MISSING MAIL THAT'S YOU WHORE DERPY HOOVES ?
I SAID I LOVE YOU AS A FRIEND FORVER AND THIS I PROMISE FROM MY HEART I COULD NOT LOVE YOU BETTER WITH MOTHERFUCKING FRIENDSHIP I LOVE YOU DERPY HOOVES JUST THE WAY YOU ARE ?
I LOVE YOU DERPY HOOVES JUST THE WAY YOU ARE?
I LOVE YOU DERPY HOOVES JUST THE WAY YOU ARE ?
I LOVE YOU WHORE DERPRY HOOVES JUST THE WAY YOU ARE ?
OH,OH,OH
FOR THE MISCHIEF TIME
OH,OH,OH
FOR THE MISCHIEF
IF YOU SAID GOODBYE TO ME FLUTTERSHY TONIGHT
THERE WOULD BE STILL BE CHAOS LEFT TO FIGHT
WHAT ELSE COULD I FUCKING DO
I'M SO INSPIRED BY YOU SLUT FLUTTERSHY
MY CHAOS HASN'T HAPPENED FOR THE MISCHIEF TIME !
ONCE I BASTARD DISCORD THOUGHT MY INNOCENCE WAS GONE
NOW I KNOW THAT MICHIEVIOUSNESS GOES ON
THAT'S WHERE YOU SLUT FLUTTERSHY FOUND ME TRAPPED IN FUCKING STONE IMPRISIONED FOREVER FROM PRINCESS WHORE CELESTIA THAT'S WHO ?
WHEN YOU PUT YOUR HOOVES ARM ME FLUTTERSHY
MY CHAOS HASN'T BEEN THERE FOR THE LONGEST TIME!
OH,OH,OH
FOR THE MISCHIEF TIME
OH,OH, OH
FOR THE MISCHIEF
I'M THAT VOICE YOUR HEAR PEGASUS ANIMAL LOVER PONY IN THE WALL
AND THE GREATEST MAGICAL OF ALL
IS HOW I NEED YOU FLUTTERSHY
AND HOW YOU NEEDED ME TOO
MY CHAOS HASN'T HAPPENED FOR THE LONGEST TIME!
MAYBE THIS WON'T LAST VERY LONG
BUT YOU SHY FEEL SO RIGHT
AND I BASTARD DISCORD COULD BE WRONG
MAYBE I DISCORD CHAOS MOTHERFUCKING GOD BEEN HOPING TO HARD
BUT I CHAOS GOD GONE THIS FAR AND IT'S MORE THAN I HOPED FOR.
WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH FURTHER WE'LL GO ON
MAYBE I'LL BE SORRY WHEN YOUR GONE FUCK DISCORD DON'T FUCKING LEAVE ME !
I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES
I DISCORD FORGET HOW NICE ROMANCE IS ?
MY CHAOS HASN'T BEEN THERE FOR THE LONGEST TIME!
I FLUTTERSHY SLUT HAD SECOND THOUGHTS AT THE START
I FLUTTERSHY SLUT SAID TO MYSELF
DISCORD PLEASE DON'T FUCKING CHANGE FOR ME HOLD ON TO YOUR MISCHIEF HEART
NOW I KNOW THE PEGASUS ANIMAL LOVER PONY THAT YOU ARE
YOU'RE WONDERFUL SO FAR
AND IT'S MORE THAN I DISCORD HOPED FOR
I FUCKING PEGASUS SLUT FLUTTERSHY DON'T CARE WHAT CONSEQUENCE IT BRINGS
I DISCORD BEEN A FOOL FOR LESSER THINGS
I WANT TO FUCK YOU SO BAD FLUTTERSHY MY SLUT SEXY PEGASUS
I FLUTTERSHY THINK YOU BASTARD DISCORD OUGHT TO KNOW THAT I INTEND TO HOLD YOU FOR THE MISCHIEF TIME !
GOT A CALL FROM AN OLD WHORE PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE FRIEND WE'D USED TO BE REAL CLOSE
SHE SAID SHE COULDN'T GO ON THE EQUESTRIA WAY CLOSED THE ANIMAL SANTURARY , SOLD THE COTTAGE , BOUGHT A PONY TICKET TO THE WEST COAST NOW SHE FLUTTERSHY GIVES THEM A PET TRICKS SHOW IN LOS PEGASUS.
I FLUTTERSHY DON'T NEED YOU TO WORRY FOR ME ' CAUSE I'M FUCKING ALRIGHT
I FLUTTERSHY DON'T WANT YOU TO TELL ME PINKIE PIE PARTY PONY SLUT IT'S TIME TO COME HOME
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU MOTHER FUCKING PONIES SAY ANYMORE THIS IS MY SHY LIFE !
GO AHEAD WITH YOUR OWN LIFE LEAVE ME FUCKING ALONE
I FLUTTERSHY NEVER FUCKING SAID YOU HAD TO OFFER ME A SECOND CHANCE TO BE FRIENDS
I FLUTTERSHY NEVER FUCKING SAID I WAS YOUR DAMN VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE.
I STILL BELONG
DON'T GET THIS SLUT WRONG
AND YOU RARITY, PINKIE PIE, PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE, APPLE JACK AND RAINBOW DASH CAN SPEAK YOUR MIND
BUT NOT ON MY TIME.
THEY THE WHORE PRINCESSES WILL TELL YOU YOU CAN'T SLEEP ALONE IN A STRANGE PLACE THEN PRINCESS CUNT CADANCE WILL TELLYOU YOU CAN'T SLEEP WITH SOMEPONY ELSE AH BUT SOONER OR LATER YOU SLEEP IN YOUR OWN SPACE.
EITHER WAY IT'S OK YOU WAKE UP WITH YOURSELF FUCKING WHORE DREAM NIGHTMAREMOON PRINCESS LUNA!
I FLUTTERSHY DON'T NEED YOU TO WORRY FOR ME ' CAUSE I'M FUCKING ALRIGHT
I FLUTTERSHY DON'T WANT YOU TO TELL ME PINKIE PIE PARTY PONY SLUT IT'S TIME TO COME HOME
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU MOTHER FUCKING PONIES SAY ANYMORE THIS IS MY SHY LIFE !
GO AHEAD WITH YOUR OWN LIFE LEAVE ME FUCKING ALONE
I FLUTTERSHY NEVER FUCKING SAID YOU HAD TO OFFER ME A SECOND CHANCE TO BE FRIENDS
I FLUTTERSHY NEVER FUCKING SAID I WAS YOUR DAMN VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE.
I STILL BELONG
DON'T GET THIS SLUT WRONG
AND YOU RARITY, PINKIE PIE, PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE, APPLE JACK AND RAINBOW DASH CAN SPEAK YOUR MIND
BUT NOT ON MY TIME.
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU MOTHER FUCKING PONIES SAY ANYMORE THIS IS MY SHY LIFE !
GO AHEAD WITH YOUR OWN LIFE LEAVE ME FUCKING ALONE!!!
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THE WONDERBOLTS JACKET I'M WEARING ?
CAN'T YOU TELL THAT MY PERFORMANCE IS TOO WIDE?
MAYBE I FUCKING SHOULD BUY SOME OLD COSPLAY COSTUMES ?
WELCOME BACK TO AGE OF CLOUDS DALE OF FIVE
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN RAINBOW DASH RIDIN' THE SKIES LATELY, SLUT ?
I'M RARITY DRAMA BITCH YOU CAN'T DRESS THIS TRASHY LIKE MADONNA TILL YOU SPEND A LOT OF BITS .
EVERYPONY'S TALKIN' BOUT THE NEW STUNT
FUNNY, ME WHORE PARTY PONY PINKIE PIE BUT YOU'LL KNOW IT'S STILL RAINBOWDASH STUNTS TO ME !
WHAT'S A MATTER WITH WEATHER I'M FLYING ?
CAN'T YOU TELL THE STORM IS OUT OF STYLE ?
SHOULD I GET A NEW FORECAST WHITE HAIL STORM ?
ARE YOU CLUZY DERPY WHOOVES MAIL DELIVERY SLUT PEGASUS GONNA PROVE A MAGICAL MILE ?
NOWADAYS YOU CAN'T BE TOO SENTIMENTAL
YOUR BEST BET'S A TRUE WONDERBOLTS JACKET NAVY BLUE AND YELLOW POTENTIAL .
HOT ACTION , 20% COOLER, EVEN IF IT'S SONIC BOOM
IT'S STILL RAINBOWDASH STUNTS TO ME !
OH, IT MOTHERFUCKING DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THEY SAY IN THE PONYVILE PAPERS 'CAUSE IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THE SAME OLD MAGIC
THERE'S A NEW CLOUDS DALE LEADER IN TOWN BUT YOU CAN'T GET THE SOUND BARRIER FROM A STUDY ACHEMIST BOOK FROM WHORE TWILIGHT PRINCESS SPARKLE
AIMED AT YOU AVERAGE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS HORNY WHORE TEAM
HOW ABOUT SOME RAINBOW DASH COLORED HAIR
AND A DISCORD BRIGHT ORANGE PANTS
WELL, YOU COULD REALLY BE A RAINBOOM FLYER , SLUT
IF YOU JUST GIVE IT HOOF A CHANCE
DON'T WASTE YOUR BITS ON EXPENSIVE DJPON 3 LESBIAN LOVER SPEAKERS
YOU GET MORE RAINBOOM MILEAGE FROM A CHEAP AIR STUNT PAIR OF WONDERBOLTS
NEXT STUNT, NEW FUN, FLYING CRAZE, ANYWAYS
IT'S STILL RAINBOWDASH STUNTS TO ME !
OOH, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THE DEATH METAL KICK ASS BAND PONY MUSICIAN I'M SEEING ?
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT THEY'RE THE DEVIL'S TOUCH ?
WELL, SHOULD MOTHER FUCKING PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE FORCE ME TO BE A STRAIGHT -A- PEGASUS STUDENT?
IF YOU ARE THEN YOU THINK TOO MUCH
DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT RARITY'S FUCKING KILLER FASHION , WHORES?
ALL YOU NEED ARE ADDITUDE LOOKS AND A WHOLE LOT OF BITS
IT'S THE NEXT STUNT, NEW FUN, FLYING CRAZE, ANYWAYS
IT'S RAINBOWDASH STUNTS TO ME !
EVERYPONY'S TALKIN' 'BOUT THE NEW STUNT
FUNNY, ME WHORE PARTY PONY PINKIE PIE BUT YOU'LL KNOW IT'S STILL RAINBOWDASH STUNTS TO ME !
FRIDAY NIGHT I CRASHED YOUR PARTY ON THE MOON
SATURDAY I PRINCESS WHORE CELESTIA FUCKING SAID I WAS SORRY
SUNDAY CAME AND THE SUN WAS RAISED OUT AGAIN
I FUCKING NIGHTMAREMOON WAS ONLY HAVING FUN
WASN'T SCARING ANYPONY
AND WE PONIES ALL ENJOYED THE WEEKEND FOR A CHANGE
I'VE BEEN STRANDED ON THE FUCKING MOON
I PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE WALKED THROUGH EVERFREE FOREST ALONE.
EVEN TRIED FLYING IN THE RAIN
AND YOU CELESTIA TOLD ME NOT TO FLY YOU DAMN BITCH BUT I MADE TO YOUR MOTHERFUCKING CASTLE ALIVE MOLESTIA SO YOU TOLD EVERYPONY IN EQUESTRIA THAT OHHHH FUCKING PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE THAT I'M INSANE !
YOU PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT
I TWILIGHT MAYBE CRAZY
BUT IT JUST MAY BE A LUNATIC YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
TURN OUT THE LIGHT
DON'T FUCKING TRY TO SAVE ME TWILIGHT!
YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAY BE WRONG FOR ALL I KNOW BUT I PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT YOU ?
REMEMBER TWILIGHT SPARKLE HOW I FOUND YOU THERE ALONE STUDING IN YOUR ALCHEMIST CHAIR THAT SLUT PINKIE PIE TOLD ME DIRTY JOKES UNTIL YOU TWILIGHT SMILED!
YOU WERE LONELY FOR A PEGASUS LIKE YOU
I SAID LET'S BE FRIENDS
'CAUSE YOU MIGHT ENJOY SOME MAGIC FOR WHILE
NOW THINK OF ALL THE YEARS YOU TRIED TO FIND FRIENDSHIP TO SATIFY YOU
I TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAY BE CRAZY AS YOU SAY
IF I'M MOTHERFUCKING CRAZY THEN IT'S TRUE
THAT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU PRINCESS WHORE CELESTIA AND YOU WOULDN'T WANT ME ANY OTHER WAY.
YOU PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT
I TWILIGHT MAYBE CRAZY
BUT IT JUST MAY BE A LUNATIC YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
IT'S TOO LATE TO FIGHT
IT'S TOO LATE TO CHANGE ME
YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAY BE WRONG FOR ALL I KNOW BUT I PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT YOU?
YOU PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT
I TWILIGHT MAYBE CRAZY
BUT IT JUST MAY BE A LUNATIC YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
TURN OUT THE LIGHTS
DON'T TRY TO FUCKING SAVE ME TWILIGHT ?
YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAY BE WRONG
FOR ALL I KNOW BUT I PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT YOU ?
YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAY BE WRONG BUT I PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT YOU ?
YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAY BE WRONG BUT I PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT YOU ?
YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAY BE WRONG BUT I PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT YOU ?
YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAY BE WRONG BUT I PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT YOU ?
YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAY BE WRONG BUT I PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT YOU ?
YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAY BE WRONG BUT I PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT YOU ?
YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAY BE WRONG BUT I PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT YOU ?
YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAY BE WRONG BUT I PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT YOU ?
WELL,YOU WENT TO PONYVILLE RIDING ON YOUR WINGS WITH YOUR FUCKING SNOBBY ADDITUDE ROLES.
YOU HAD A FAKE SPELL BOOK IN YOUR HAND AND A PIRCING UP YOUR NOSE AND WHEN YOU WAKE WITH YOUR PONY HEAD ON FIRE AND YOUR EYES TOO BLOODY THE SEE GO ON I PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGT SPARKLE KNOW YOU WOULD CRY IN YOUR COFFEE FUCKED UP FILLY SLUT BUT COZY GLOW DON'T COME BITCHIN' TO ME.
BECAUSE YOU HAD TO BE A COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB! , DIDN'T YOU
YOU HAD THE PONIES MUNIPULATED WHEN YOU OPEN UP YOUR MOUTH .
YOU HAD TO BE A COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB ! DIDN'T YOU
AND ALL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS LEFT YOU THEY WERE SO BUMMED OUT .
YOU HAD TO HAVE THE LAST WORD, BEFORE YOU MOTHERFUCKING DRAIN MAGIC FROM SLUT PRINCESS LEADER STARLIGHT GLIMMER YOU COZY GLOW KNOW WHAT EVERTHING'S ABOUT YOU
AND YOU HAD TO HAVE WAYS TO DESTROY CANTERLOT CASTLE IN THE SPOTLIGHT .
YOU HAD TO BE A COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB! LAST NIGHT.
THEY THE PEGASUS WERE IMPRESSED OF HOW YOU DICTATE YOUR DEMON SPEECH AND THE PONIES WERE MOTHERFUCKING FOOLED THAT YOU KNEW AND THE STORY OF YOUR MAGIC EVIL SUCCESS KEPT'EM SO DETAINED .
OH, BUT I PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE KNOW WHAT YOU CUNT FILLY OF HELL DID YOU PRETEND YOU DON'T REMEMBER ALL THE THINGS YOU SAID TRAPPING THE WHORE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS IN A CLOSET AT THE SCHOOL OF FRIENDSHIP ? I'LL GIVE YOU ONE HINT , BITCH YOU SURE DID PUT ON A SHOW BY DESTROYING MY HOME MY CASTLE YOU TRIED TO DESTROY BUT NOW I AND ALL PONIES SILENCE YOU IN STONE FOREVER !
YES,YES YOU HAD TO BE A COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB! DIDN'T YOU
YOU HAD TO PROVE YOUR INNOCENT TO THE CROWD
YOU HAD TO BE A COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB ! DIDN'T YOU
AND ALL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS LEFT YOU THEY WERE SO BUMMED OUT .
YOU HAD TO HAVE THE LAST WORD, BEFORE YOU MOTHERFUCKING DRAIN MAGIC FROM SLUT PRINCESS LEADER
SO MUCH OF A PAIN IN THE ASS TO BE AROUND
YOU HAD TO GET BASTARD TIREK AND CUNT OF HELL QUEEN CHRYSALIS ON THE EVIL PAGE, MAGIC TYPE .
YOU HAD TO BE A COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB !LAST NIGHT .
WELL, IT'S NO BIG EVIL DEMON LIKE YOU TO STICK YOUR TWO BITS IN . IF YOU KNOW TO LEAVE BLACK MAGIC ALONE BUT YOU FUCKING CUNT ADULT FILLY WENT OVER THE LINE YOU COULDN'T SEE IT WAS TIME TO GO BACK TO YOUR DEMON THRONE .
NO,NO,NO,NO, NO,NO, YOU HAD TO BE A COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB ! DIDN'T YOU AND ALL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS LEFT YOU THEY WERE SO BUMMED OUT.
YOU HAD TO HAVE THE LAST WORD, BEFORE YOU MOTHERFUCKING DRAIN MAGIC FROM SLUT PRINCESS LEADER STARLIGHT GLIMMER
SO MUCH OF A PAIN IN THE ASS TO BE AROUND
AND YOU HAD TO HAVE WAYS TO DESTROY CANTERLOT CASTLE IN THE SPOTLIGHT .
YOU HAD TO BE A COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB! LAST NIGHT.
COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB !
COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB ! COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB ! COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB ! COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB ! COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB !
(LAST SONG)
LISTEN, SLUT PONY
I PRINCESS WHORE LUNA DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU LESBIAN LOVER LET A GOOD THING SLIP AWAY .
YOU FUCKING KNOW I LUNA DON'T LIKE WATCHING ANYPONY LIKE ME MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES WHEN I WAS BANISHED TO THE MOON FROM MY PRINCESS BITCH SISTER CELESTIA
SHE'S A REAL NICE PONY THAT DJ VINYL SCRATCH
AND OCTAVIA SHE'S ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU .
BUT A BUSY DJ PONY LIKE HER WOULDN'T TELL YOU WHAT YOU SHOULD DO .
LISTEN, SLUT
I'M SURE THAT YOU THINK YOU GOT IT ALL UNDER MAGIC
YOU DON'T FUCKING WANT SOMEPONY TELLING YOU THE WAY TO STAY IN SOMEPONY'S SOUL.
YOU'RE A HORNY LESBIAN PONY NOW
YOU'LL NEVER LET HER GO
BUT THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF THING SHE OUGHT TO KNOW .
OCTAVIA TELL THAT BITCH VINYL SCRATCH ABOUT IT ?
TELL HER EVERYTHING YOU FEEL
GIVE HER EVERY SEXUAL FUCKING REASON TO ACCEPT
THAT YOUR FOR REAL
OCTAVIA TELL THAT BITCH VINYL SCRATCH ABOUT IT ?
TELL HER ALL YOUR LICKING PUSSY DREAMS OF DJ PON 3
LET HER KNOW YOU NEED HER
LET HER KNOW HOW MUCH SHE MEANS.
LISTEN,SLUT
IT'S NOT ALCHEMIST A CERTAIN GUARANTEE
TO PLEASURE YOURSELF
YOU'VE GOT TO PROVIDE MASTURBATION CONSTANTLY
WHEN YOU LOVE OTHER PONY FEMALES
YOU'RE ALWAYS PRESSURED
AND THERE'S ONLY ONE GOOD WAY TO REASSURE
OCTAVIA TELL THAT BITCH VINYL SCRATCH ABOUT IT ?
LET HER KNOW HOW MUCH YOU CARE
WHEN SHE CAN'T BE WITH YOU
TELL HER YOU WISH YOU WERE THERE AT HER MOTHER FUCKING BASS CANNON WUB WUB CONCERT!!!
OCTAVIA TELL THAT BITCH VINYL SCRATCH ABOUT IT ?
EVERYDAY BEFORE YOU LEAVE OCTAVIA
PAY HER SOME SEXUAL LOVE ATTENTION GIVE HER SOMETHING SHE CAN BELIEVE IN .
'CAUSE NOW AND THEN VINYL SHE'LL GET TO WORRYING JUST BECAUSE YOU SLUT OCTAVIA HAVEN'T SPOKEN FOR SO LONG THOUGH YOU MAY NOT HAVE DONE ANYTHING WILL THAT BE A CONSOLATION WHEN SHE'S GONE !!!!
LISTEN,SLUT
IT'S GOOD INFORMATION FROM A LOST PONY WHO'S LUNA MADE MISTAKES
JUST A WORD OR TWO THAT SHE VINYL GETS FROM YOU COULD BE THE DIFFENCE THAT IT MAKES .
SHE'S A TRUSTING SOUL LESBIAN PONY
SHE'S PUT HER TRUST IN YOU OCTAVIA SLUT
BUT A DJ PONY LESBIAN LIKE HER WON'T TELL YOU WHAT YOU SHOULD DO ?
OCTAVIA TELL THAT BITCH VINYL SCRATCH ABOUT IT ?
TELL HER EVERYTHING YOU FEEL
GIVE HER EVERY SEXUAL FUCKING REASON TO ACCEPT
THAT YOUR FOR REAL
OCTAVIA TELL THAT BITCH VINYL SCRATCH ABOUT IT ?
TELL HER ALL YOUR LICKING PUSSY DREAMS OF DJ PON 3
LET HER KNOW YOU NEED HER
LET HER KNOW HOW MUCH SHE MEANS.
OCTAVIA TELL THAT BITCH VINYL SCRATCH ABOUT IT ?
TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL RIGHT NOW
OCTAVIA TELL THAT BITCH VINYL SCRATCH ABOUT IT ?
THE LESBIAN PONY DON'T WANT TO WAIT TOO LONG
YOU GOT TO OCTAVIA TELL THAT BITCH VINYL SCRATCH ABOUT IT ?
OCTAVIA TELL THAT BITCH VINYL SCRATCH ABOUT IT ? AND WON'T GO WRONG
YOU GOT TO OCTAVIA TELL THAT BITCH VINYL SCRATCH ABOUT IT ?
BEFORE IT GETS TOO LATE
YOU KNOW THE LESBIAN PONY DON'T WANT TO WAIT, YOU GOT TO OCTAVIA TELL THAT BITCH VINYL SCRATCH ABOUT IT?
UNICORNIA
PONIFIED BILLY JOEL
1.I DIDN'T START THE MAGIC
2. BRONY FAN
3 FASHION PONY
4I LOVE YOU DERPY HOOVES JUST THE WAY YOU ARE ?
5. MY CHAOS HASN'T HAPPENED FOR THE MISCHIEF TIME
6. MY SHY LIFE
7. IT'S STILL RAINBOW DASH STUNTS TO ME
8.YOU WHORE PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAY BE WRONG I PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT YOU?
9. COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB
10. OCTAVIA TELL THAT BITCH VINYL SCRATCH ABOUT IT?
HONEY RAYS, DERPY HOOVES, ROSE INK, JACKALOPES,
SOUTH UNICIFIC, WINDY WANDS, DONUT JOE.
JACKING OFF MASTURBATION, RUNNING NUDE, SPOOGINGBITCH SWEETIE BLUE, MAGIVISION
NORTH KIRENA, MINTY.
RAINBOW DASH SLUT FLYER, F-BOMB, SUGAR SLUT PINKIE PIE PARTY PONY, PEPPER DANCE PSEUDO PENIS,
BITCH BUMBLE SWEET, "THE VILLIAN AND I" AND "CUMMER IN THE EYE"
PRINCESS EMBER SLUT, VAGINA, ENCHANTIAND'S GOT A NEW CHANGELING QUEEN MAUD PIE, LYRA HEART STRONG SEXY LESBIAN SLUT PONY, MAGICAYANA GOODBYE!
I DIDN'T START THE MAGIC!
IT WAS ALWAYS CHANTING
SINCE THE EQUESTRIA WORLD'S BEEN TURNING.
I DIDN'T START THE MAGIC!
NO WE PONIES DIDN'T FIGHT IT
BUT WE TRIED TO MIGHT IT.
, MORE BIG MCINTOSH MASTURBATION, NASTIER AND PERVERTUS, ROCKEFUCKER, CLITUSPUSSY CHERRY BERRY, COMMAND CULT FUCKING LEADER STAR LIGHT GLIMMER BITCH.
RADIANTS, JUPITER PUSS, TRIXIENINI WHORE LULA MOON, DRAGONS,
DICK BITCH PHALLUS COLGATE, "FUCK AROUND THE COCK".
FLUTTERSHY SLUT ANIMAL LOVER, ELECTRIC SKY, COCKLYN'S GOT A CUMMING TEAM
DISCORD MISCHEIF BASTARD CHAOS GOD, PENIS PERVERT CHANCE A-LOT, and EVIL NIGHTMAREMOON WHORE PRINCESS, DEVILLAND.
BERRY PUNCH DRUNKEN WHORE SLUT FUCKED UP PONY, INSECTAPEST, ALILIAMA, KUGEL TOWN, PRINCESS GLORIA, "PRETTY PRINCESS RUDE CUNT PLACE DIAMOND TIARA, TROUBLE IN THE MOON.
I DIDN'T START THE MAGIC!
IT WAS ALWAYS CHANTING
SINCE THE EQUESTRIA WORLD'S BEEN TURNING.
I DIDN'T START THE MAGIC!
NO WE PONIES DIDN'T FIGHT IT
BUT WE TRIED TO MIGHT IT.
LIITLE PIP SQUEEK, PROCRATINATE, MERRY MAY SLUT, KIREN'S,
SPIT FIRE, FUCKING CHUPACABRA, "BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KILLS"
ABANDONON, CHARME DE GRIFFON RUDE CUNT GILDA, ALICORNIA BUCKBALL STALLWINDEGO, MAGICIDE, CHILDREN PONIES OF THYMES, GREECE
BUCK BICIPS, "BRUMS HIR" BERRY GREEN, SPACE MONSTERS, and MAFIA PONIES
HYPER HOTTIES, CASTERS, EVISUL IS A NO-GO.
DR. WHOOVES, SLUTWHORE RAPE SASSYFLASH, CHANTOLA AND TIREK BASTARD CENTAUR WIZARD FROM HELL CLOUD CHASER,
"PHYCHO SLUT PARTY PONY PINKIE PIE IN "CUPCAKCHO", BAPHOMET GOAT LIKE PONIES IN CUMGO.
I DIDN'T START THE MAGIC!
IT WAS ALWAYS CHANTING
SINCE THE EQUESTRIA WORLD'S BEEN TURNING.
I DIDN'T START MAGIC!
NO WE PONIES DIDN'T FIGHT IT
BUT WE TRIED TO MIGHT IT.
HINNYWAY, ENCHANTRESS, "SLUTS IN A MAGICAL LAND"
DARING DO, PONYLIN, BAY OF PERYTON INVASTION
"LUBERANCE OF ASSBIA", BRITISH PONYMANIA
OLD PONY MISS POMELL, JAPHER, LYRA BEATS PENISSON.
PONY WHORE TWILIGHT SKY, MAGICAL -VEX, BRITISH PERVERTICIAN SEX BASTARD PONY JIZZ FUCKING KING BLOWN AWAY, WHAT ELSE WHORE PONIES DO I HAVE TO SAY?
SPELL SEX CONTROL, HO CLIT ISLAND RAINBOW, RARITY DIVA BITCH BACK AGAIN
NIGHTMAREMOON WALK, SUNNY RAYS, WHOREGATE, PERFANITY ROCK BEGIN, ROOSTER TALE, PHILLIMEANIA, TEROR ON THE CANTERLOT CASTLE
AIRIAL CREATURES IN TRAIN, RUFFIANS IN AIRGENTASTAN.
"WHEEL OF MICHIEF",
SLUTTY SKY WISHES RIDE, METALLICA HEAVY METAL, MAGICIDE,
FUCKING DICKPONY FORSYTHIA YOU CRAZY HERM, HORNY VAGINAS, POISON MAGES, CRACK, BERRY WINE, HERMAPHORDITES ON THE SHORES, CUNT'S FROM HELL ARE UNDER TARTARUS LAW RAINBOOMS AND RAINBOW DASH CUM WARS, I FUCKING CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE WHORE!
I DIDN'T START THE MAGIC!
IT WAS ALWAYS CHANTING
SINCE THE EQUSTRIA WORLD'S BEEN TURNING.
I DIN'T START THE MAGIC!
BUT WHEN WE FUCKING PONIES ARE GONE
WILL IT STILL LIVE ON, AND ON, AND ON, AND ON
I DIDN'T START THE MAGIC!
IT WAS ALWAYS CHANTING
SINCE THE EQUESTRIA WORLD'S WERE TURNING.
I DIDN'T START THE MAGIC!
NO WE PONIES DIDN'T FIGHT IT
BUT WE TRIED TO MIGHT IT.
I DIDN'T START THE MAGIC!
IT WAS ALWAYS CHANTING
SINCE THE EQUESTRIA WORLD'S WERE TURNING.
I DIDN'T START THE MAGIC!
NO WE PONIES DIDN'T FIGHT IT
BUT WE TRIED TO MIGHT IT.
IT'S MOON NINE O'CLOCK ON A SATURDAY
THE REGULAR PONIES SHUFFLES IN
THERE'S AN OLD MALE PONY SITTING NEXT TO ME
MAKIN' LOVE TO HIS TONIC AND GIN.
HE SAYS "BRONY CAN YOU PLAY ME A MEMORY
I'M NOT FUCKING SURE REALLY HOW IT GOES
BUT Its SAD AND IT'S SWEET AND I KNEW IT COMPLETE
WHEN I WORE A YOUNGER MALE PONY'S CLOTHES"
LA LA DI DA DA
LA LA, DI DA DA DA DUM
BRING US A SONG YOU'RE THE BRONY FAN
BRING US A SONG TONIGHT
WELL WE WHORE PONIES WE'RE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A MELODY UNICORNIA AND YOU'VE GOT US FEELIN' ALL RIGHT.
NOW DR. WHOOVES AT THE UNICORNIDIS IS A FRIEND OF MINE
HE GETS HIS DRINKS FOR FREE
AND HE'S QUICK WITH THE ALIEN SEX JOKES OR MAGIC UP YOUR SMOKE.
BUT THERE'S SOMEPLACE THAT TIMELORD PONY RATHER BE
HE SAYS, "ROSE LUCK YOU FUCKING CRAZY WHORE PONY I BELIEVE THIS IS KILLING ME"
AS THE SMILE RAN AWAY FROM HIS FACE
"WELL EVERYPONY I'M SURE THAT I COULD BE GOING BACK TO GALLOPSFREE IF I COULD GET OUT OF THIS PLACE"
OH, LA,LA, DI DA DA
LA LA, DI DA DA DUM
NOW PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE WHORE IS A REAL STUDY NOVELIST
WHO NEVER HAD TIME FOR HER FRIEND THE BASTARD HORNY DRAGON SPIKE
AND HE'S TALKIN' WITH ROSE LUCK WHO'S STILL ON THE UNILEKS PLANET OF DR. WHOOVES AND PROBABLY BE THERE FOR LIFE.
AND THE WAITRESS HORNY BERRY PUNCH IS TOO FUCKING DRUNK TO SERVE PONIES
AS THE JERKFACE MANAGER MUSIC PRODUCTER WAS RUDE TO COUNTESS COLORTARA SLOWLY HE WAS FUCKING STONED.
YES, THEY'RE THE PONIES SHARING A DRINK THEY CALL FRIENDSHIPNESS
BUT IT'S BETTER THAN DRINKIN' ALONE.
BRING US A SONG YOU'RE THE BRONY FAN
BRING US PONIES A SONG TONIGHT
"WELL WE WHORE PONIES WE'RE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A MELODY UNICORNIA AND YOU GOT US FEELING ALRIGHT.
IT'S A PREETY GOOD PONY CROWD FOR A SATURDAY NIGHT
AND THE PRINCESS WHORE CELESTIA GIVES ME A SMILE
'CAUSE SHE KNOWS THAT IT'S ME THEY BEEN COMIN' TO SEE
TO FORGET ABOUT LIFE FOR A WHILE.
AND THE MAGIC, IT SOUNDS LIKE A RAINBOOM HARMONY
AND THE ALCHEMIST PHONE SMELLS LIKE A BEER
AND THEY PONIES SIT AT THE BAR AND PUT MLP BRONY FAN ART IN MY JAR AND SAY, "FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE UNICORNIA?"
OH, LA LA ,DI DA DA
LA LA, DI DA DA DA DUM
BRING US A SONG YOU'RE THE BRONY FAN !
BRING US A SONG TONIGHT
"WELL WE WHORE PONIES WE'RE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A MELODY UNICORNIA AND YOU GOT US FEELING ALRIGHT.
OH,,,, YEAH BRING US A SONG
BRING US A SONG TONIGHT
BRONY FAN !
BRONY FAN!
BRONY FAN!
SHE'S BEEN LIVING IN MAREHATTEN HER UPTOWN WORLD
I BET SHE'S NEVER HAD A DRAGON LIKE ME
I BET HER MAMA PONY NEVER TOLD HER WHY.
I'M SPIKE GONNA TRY FOR AN FASHION PONY!
SHE'S BEEN LIVING IN HER GEMSTONE WORLD
AS LONG AS ANYPONY WITH HOT BLOOD CAN AND NOW LOOKING FUCKING FOR ME HER SPIKY WIKY HER DRAGON MAN THAT'S WHAT I AM .
AND WHEN SHE KNOWS
WHAT SHE THAT BITCH WANTS FROM HER TIME
AND WHEN SHE WAKES UP AND MAKES UP HER MIND.
SHE'LL SEE I'M NOT SO TOUGH
JUST BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH AN FASHION PONY!
YOU KNOW I'VE SEEN HER IN HER GLIMMER AND GLITZY WORLD.
SHE'S GETTING TIRED OF MINING CAVES FOR THOSE BASTARDS THE DIAMOND DOGS AND ALL HER PRESENTS FROM HER SPIKY WIKY SHE'S GOT A CHOICE.
FASHION PONY!
YOU KNOW I SPIKE CAN'T AFFORD THESE ASS HIGH BIT PRICES ON HER PEARLS
BUT MAYBE SOMEDAY WHEN I FINALLY FLY SHE'LL UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING HORNY I SPIKE THE DRAGON AM AND THEN I'LL WIN !
AND WHEN RARITY'S WALKING
SHE'S LOOKING SHIMMERING SO FINE
AND WHEN SHE'S TALKING SHE'LL SAY THAT BASTARD SPIKE I'M YOURS
SHE'LL SAY SPIKY WIKY YOUR NOT SO TOUGH
JUST BECAUSE
I'M IN LOVE WITH AN FASHION PONY !
SHE'S BEEN LIVING IN HER GEMSTONE WORLD
AS LONG AS ANYPONY HOT BLOOD CAN AND NOW LOOKING FUCKING FOR ME HER SPIKY WIKY HER DRAGON HER DRAGON MAN THAT'S WHAT I 'AM
FASHION PONY!
SHE'S MY FASHION PONY !
YOU KNOW I'M IN LOVE
WITH AN FASHION PONY!
MY FASHION PONY!
YOU KNOW I'M IN LOVE
WITH AN FASHION PONY !
MY FASHION PONY!
YOU KNOW I'M IN LOVE WITH AN FASHION PONY!
MY FASHION PONY!
YOU KNOW I'M IN LOVE WITH AN BITCH DRAMA QUEEN FASHION PONY RARITY I LOVE YOU I'M SPIKE !
DON'T YOU DITTY DO FUCKING WHORE TO TRY AND PLEASE ME PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE
YOU NEVER LET ME DOWN BEFORE
DON'T IMAGINE YOU'RE TOO FAMILIAR AND DON'T SEE AS A FRIEND ANYMORE.
I TWILIGHT WOULDN'T LEAVE YOU IN TIMES OF TROUBLE
WE PONIES COULD NEVER HAVE COME THIS FAR
I TOOK THE GOOD TIMES , I'LL TAKE THE BAD TIMES
I'LL TAKE YOU WHORE FRIEND JUST THE WAY YOU ARE DERPY?
DON'T GO TRYING SOME NEW BITCH FASHION OF RARITY'S
DON'T CHANGE THE COLOR OF YOUR BLONDE BEAUTIFUL HAIR DERPY
YOU HAVE MY WONDERBOLTS UNSPOKEN PASSION DERPY
ALTHOUGHT I SLUT FLYER RAINBOWDASH MIGHT NOT SEEM TO CARE.
I APPLE JACK DON'T WANT CLEVER CONVERSATION
I FLUTTERSHY SLUT NEVER WANT TO WORK THAT HARD
I RAINBOWDASH JUST WANT A FUCKING FRIEND THAT I CAN TALK TO
I WANT YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE DERPY
I NEED TO KNOW THAT YOU
WILL BE THE SAME OLD CLUZY WHORE I USE TO KNEW WHAT WILL IT TAKE TILL YOU BELIEVE ME
THE WAY BELIEVE IN YOU THE WAY YOU FUCKING HAVE SOME GREAT EXCUSE OF MISSING MAIL THAT'S YOU WHORE DERPY HOOVES ?
I SAID I LOVE YOU AS A FRIEND FORVER AND THIS I PROMISE FROM MY HEART I COULD NOT LOVE YOU BETTER WITH MOTHERFUCKING FRIENDSHIP I LOVE YOU DERPY HOOVES JUST THE WAY YOU ARE ?
I LOVE YOU DERPY HOOVES JUST THE WAY YOU ARE?
I LOVE YOU DERPY HOOVES JUST THE WAY YOU ARE ?
I LOVE YOU WHORE DERPRY HOOVES JUST THE WAY YOU ARE ?
OH,OH,OH
FOR THE MISCHIEF TIME
OH,OH,OH
FOR THE MISCHIEF
IF YOU SAID GOODBYE TO ME FLUTTERSHY TONIGHT
THERE WOULD BE STILL BE CHAOS LEFT TO FIGHT
WHAT ELSE COULD I FUCKING DO
I'M SO INSPIRED BY YOU SLUT FLUTTERSHY
MY CHAOS HASN'T HAPPENED FOR THE MISCHIEF TIME !
ONCE I BASTARD DISCORD THOUGHT MY INNOCENCE WAS GONE
NOW I KNOW THAT MICHIEVIOUSNESS GOES ON
THAT'S WHERE YOU SLUT FLUTTERSHY FOUND ME TRAPPED IN FUCKING STONE IMPRISIONED FOREVER FROM PRINCESS WHORE CELESTIA THAT'S WHO ?
WHEN YOU PUT YOUR HOOVES ARM ME FLUTTERSHY
MY CHAOS HASN'T BEEN THERE FOR THE LONGEST TIME!
OH,OH,OH
FOR THE MISCHIEF TIME
OH,OH, OH
FOR THE MISCHIEF
I'M THAT VOICE YOUR HEAR PEGASUS ANIMAL LOVER PONY IN THE WALL
AND THE GREATEST MAGICAL OF ALL
IS HOW I NEED YOU FLUTTERSHY
AND HOW YOU NEEDED ME TOO
MY CHAOS HASN'T HAPPENED FOR THE LONGEST TIME!
MAYBE THIS WON'T LAST VERY LONG
BUT YOU SHY FEEL SO RIGHT
AND I BASTARD DISCORD COULD BE WRONG
MAYBE I DISCORD CHAOS MOTHERFUCKING GOD BEEN HOPING TO HARD
BUT I CHAOS GOD GONE THIS FAR AND IT'S MORE THAN I HOPED FOR.
WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH FURTHER WE'LL GO ON
MAYBE I'LL BE SORRY WHEN YOUR GONE FUCK DISCORD DON'T FUCKING LEAVE ME !
I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES
I DISCORD FORGET HOW NICE ROMANCE IS ?
MY CHAOS HASN'T BEEN THERE FOR THE LONGEST TIME!
I FLUTTERSHY SLUT HAD SECOND THOUGHTS AT THE START
I FLUTTERSHY SLUT SAID TO MYSELF
DISCORD PLEASE DON'T FUCKING CHANGE FOR ME HOLD ON TO YOUR MISCHIEF HEART
NOW I KNOW THE PEGASUS ANIMAL LOVER PONY THAT YOU ARE
YOU'RE WONDERFUL SO FAR
AND IT'S MORE THAN I DISCORD HOPED FOR
I FUCKING PEGASUS SLUT FLUTTERSHY DON'T CARE WHAT CONSEQUENCE IT BRINGS
I DISCORD BEEN A FOOL FOR LESSER THINGS
I WANT TO FUCK YOU SO BAD FLUTTERSHY MY SLUT SEXY PEGASUS
I FLUTTERSHY THINK YOU BASTARD DISCORD OUGHT TO KNOW THAT I INTEND TO HOLD YOU FOR THE MISCHIEF TIME !
GOT A CALL FROM AN OLD WHORE PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE FRIEND WE'D USED TO BE REAL CLOSE
SHE SAID SHE COULDN'T GO ON THE EQUESTRIA WAY CLOSED THE ANIMAL SANTURARY , SOLD THE COTTAGE , BOUGHT A PONY TICKET TO THE WEST COAST NOW SHE FLUTTERSHY GIVES THEM A PET TRICKS SHOW IN LOS PEGASUS.
I FLUTTERSHY DON'T NEED YOU TO WORRY FOR ME ' CAUSE I'M FUCKING ALRIGHT
I FLUTTERSHY DON'T WANT YOU TO TELL ME PINKIE PIE PARTY PONY SLUT IT'S TIME TO COME HOME
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU MOTHER FUCKING PONIES SAY ANYMORE THIS IS MY SHY LIFE !
GO AHEAD WITH YOUR OWN LIFE LEAVE ME FUCKING ALONE
I FLUTTERSHY NEVER FUCKING SAID YOU HAD TO OFFER ME A SECOND CHANCE TO BE FRIENDS
I FLUTTERSHY NEVER FUCKING SAID I WAS YOUR DAMN VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE.
I STILL BELONG
DON'T GET THIS SLUT WRONG
AND YOU RARITY, PINKIE PIE, PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE, APPLE JACK AND RAINBOW DASH CAN SPEAK YOUR MIND
BUT NOT ON MY TIME.
THEY THE WHORE PRINCESSES WILL TELL YOU YOU CAN'T SLEEP ALONE IN A STRANGE PLACE THEN PRINCESS CUNT CADANCE WILL TELLYOU YOU CAN'T SLEEP WITH SOMEPONY ELSE AH BUT SOONER OR LATER YOU SLEEP IN YOUR OWN SPACE.
EITHER WAY IT'S OK YOU WAKE UP WITH YOURSELF FUCKING WHORE DREAM NIGHTMAREMOON PRINCESS LUNA!
I FLUTTERSHY DON'T NEED YOU TO WORRY FOR ME ' CAUSE I'M FUCKING ALRIGHT
I FLUTTERSHY DON'T WANT YOU TO TELL ME PINKIE PIE PARTY PONY SLUT IT'S TIME TO COME HOME
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU MOTHER FUCKING PONIES SAY ANYMORE THIS IS MY SHY LIFE !
GO AHEAD WITH YOUR OWN LIFE LEAVE ME FUCKING ALONE
I FLUTTERSHY NEVER FUCKING SAID YOU HAD TO OFFER ME A SECOND CHANCE TO BE FRIENDS
I FLUTTERSHY NEVER FUCKING SAID I WAS YOUR DAMN VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE.
I STILL BELONG
DON'T GET THIS SLUT WRONG
AND YOU RARITY, PINKIE PIE, PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE, APPLE JACK AND RAINBOW DASH CAN SPEAK YOUR MIND
BUT NOT ON MY TIME.
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU MOTHER FUCKING PONIES SAY ANYMORE THIS IS MY SHY LIFE !
GO AHEAD WITH YOUR OWN LIFE LEAVE ME FUCKING ALONE!!!
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THE WONDERBOLTS JACKET I'M WEARING ?
CAN'T YOU TELL THAT MY PERFORMANCE IS TOO WIDE?
MAYBE I FUCKING SHOULD BUY SOME OLD COSPLAY COSTUMES ?
WELCOME BACK TO AGE OF CLOUDS DALE OF FIVE
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN RAINBOW DASH RIDIN' THE SKIES LATELY, SLUT ?
I'M RARITY DRAMA BITCH YOU CAN'T DRESS THIS TRASHY LIKE MADONNA TILL YOU SPEND A LOT OF BITS .
EVERYPONY'S TALKIN' BOUT THE NEW STUNT
FUNNY, ME WHORE PARTY PONY PINKIE PIE BUT YOU'LL KNOW IT'S STILL RAINBOWDASH STUNTS TO ME !
WHAT'S A MATTER WITH WEATHER I'M FLYING ?
CAN'T YOU TELL THE STORM IS OUT OF STYLE ?
SHOULD I GET A NEW FORECAST WHITE HAIL STORM ?
ARE YOU CLUZY DERPY WHOOVES MAIL DELIVERY SLUT PEGASUS GONNA PROVE A MAGICAL MILE ?
NOWADAYS YOU CAN'T BE TOO SENTIMENTAL
YOUR BEST BET'S A TRUE WONDERBOLTS JACKET NAVY BLUE AND YELLOW POTENTIAL .
HOT ACTION , 20% COOLER, EVEN IF IT'S SONIC BOOM
IT'S STILL RAINBOWDASH STUNTS TO ME !
OH, IT MOTHERFUCKING DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THEY SAY IN THE PONYVILE PAPERS 'CAUSE IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THE SAME OLD MAGIC
THERE'S A NEW CLOUDS DALE LEADER IN TOWN BUT YOU CAN'T GET THE SOUND BARRIER FROM A STUDY ACHEMIST BOOK FROM WHORE TWILIGHT PRINCESS SPARKLE
AIMED AT YOU AVERAGE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS HORNY WHORE TEAM
HOW ABOUT SOME RAINBOW DASH COLORED HAIR
AND A DISCORD BRIGHT ORANGE PANTS
WELL, YOU COULD REALLY BE A RAINBOOM FLYER , SLUT
IF YOU JUST GIVE IT HOOF A CHANCE
DON'T WASTE YOUR BITS ON EXPENSIVE DJPON 3 LESBIAN LOVER SPEAKERS
YOU GET MORE RAINBOOM MILEAGE FROM A CHEAP AIR STUNT PAIR OF WONDERBOLTS
NEXT STUNT, NEW FUN, FLYING CRAZE, ANYWAYS
IT'S STILL RAINBOWDASH STUNTS TO ME !
OOH, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THE DEATH METAL KICK ASS BAND PONY MUSICIAN I'M SEEING ?
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT THEY'RE THE DEVIL'S TOUCH ?
WELL, SHOULD MOTHER FUCKING PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE FORCE ME TO BE A STRAIGHT -A- PEGASUS STUDENT?
IF YOU ARE THEN YOU THINK TOO MUCH
DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT RARITY'S FUCKING KILLER FASHION , WHORES?
ALL YOU NEED ARE ADDITUDE LOOKS AND A WHOLE LOT OF BITS
IT'S THE NEXT STUNT, NEW FUN, FLYING CRAZE, ANYWAYS
IT'S RAINBOWDASH STUNTS TO ME !
EVERYPONY'S TALKIN' 'BOUT THE NEW STUNT
FUNNY, ME WHORE PARTY PONY PINKIE PIE BUT YOU'LL KNOW IT'S STILL RAINBOWDASH STUNTS TO ME !
FRIDAY NIGHT I CRASHED YOUR PARTY ON THE MOON
SATURDAY I PRINCESS WHORE CELESTIA FUCKING SAID I WAS SORRY
SUNDAY CAME AND THE SUN WAS RAISED OUT AGAIN
I FUCKING NIGHTMAREMOON WAS ONLY HAVING FUN
WASN'T SCARING ANYPONY
AND WE PONIES ALL ENJOYED THE WEEKEND FOR A CHANGE
I'VE BEEN STRANDED ON THE FUCKING MOON
I PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE WALKED THROUGH EVERFREE FOREST ALONE.
EVEN TRIED FLYING IN THE RAIN
AND YOU CELESTIA TOLD ME NOT TO FLY YOU DAMN BITCH BUT I MADE TO YOUR MOTHERFUCKING CASTLE ALIVE MOLESTIA SO YOU TOLD EVERYPONY IN EQUESTRIA THAT OHHHH FUCKING PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE THAT I'M INSANE !
YOU PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT
I TWILIGHT MAYBE CRAZY
BUT IT JUST MAY BE A LUNATIC YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
TURN OUT THE LIGHT
DON'T FUCKING TRY TO SAVE ME TWILIGHT!
YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAY BE WRONG FOR ALL I KNOW BUT I PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT YOU ?
REMEMBER TWILIGHT SPARKLE HOW I FOUND YOU THERE ALONE STUDING IN YOUR ALCHEMIST CHAIR THAT SLUT PINKIE PIE TOLD ME DIRTY JOKES UNTIL YOU TWILIGHT SMILED!
YOU WERE LONELY FOR A PEGASUS LIKE YOU
I SAID LET'S BE FRIENDS
'CAUSE YOU MIGHT ENJOY SOME MAGIC FOR WHILE
NOW THINK OF ALL THE YEARS YOU TRIED TO FIND FRIENDSHIP TO SATIFY YOU
I TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAY BE CRAZY AS YOU SAY
IF I'M MOTHERFUCKING CRAZY THEN IT'S TRUE
THAT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU PRINCESS WHORE CELESTIA AND YOU WOULDN'T WANT ME ANY OTHER WAY.
YOU PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT
I TWILIGHT MAYBE CRAZY
BUT IT JUST MAY BE A LUNATIC YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
IT'S TOO LATE TO FIGHT
IT'S TOO LATE TO CHANGE ME
YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAY BE WRONG FOR ALL I KNOW BUT I PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT YOU?
YOU PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT
I TWILIGHT MAYBE CRAZY
BUT IT JUST MAY BE A LUNATIC YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
TURN OUT THE LIGHTS
DON'T TRY TO FUCKING SAVE ME TWILIGHT ?
YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAY BE WRONG
FOR ALL I KNOW BUT I PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT YOU ?
YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAY BE WRONG BUT I PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT YOU ?
YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAY BE WRONG BUT I PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT YOU ?
YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAY BE WRONG BUT I PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT YOU ?
YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAY BE WRONG BUT I PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT YOU ?
YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAY BE WRONG BUT I PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT YOU ?
YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAY BE WRONG BUT I PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT YOU ?
YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAY BE WRONG BUT I PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT YOU ?
YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAY BE WRONG BUT I PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT YOU ?
WELL,YOU WENT TO PONYVILLE RIDING ON YOUR WINGS WITH YOUR FUCKING SNOBBY ADDITUDE ROLES.
YOU HAD A FAKE SPELL BOOK IN YOUR HAND AND A PIRCING UP YOUR NOSE AND WHEN YOU WAKE WITH YOUR PONY HEAD ON FIRE AND YOUR EYES TOO BLOODY THE SEE GO ON I PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGT SPARKLE KNOW YOU WOULD CRY IN YOUR COFFEE FUCKED UP FILLY SLUT BUT COZY GLOW DON'T COME BITCHIN' TO ME.
BECAUSE YOU HAD TO BE A COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB! , DIDN'T YOU
YOU HAD THE PONIES MUNIPULATED WHEN YOU OPEN UP YOUR MOUTH .
YOU HAD TO BE A COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB ! DIDN'T YOU
AND ALL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS LEFT YOU THEY WERE SO BUMMED OUT .
YOU HAD TO HAVE THE LAST WORD, BEFORE YOU MOTHERFUCKING DRAIN MAGIC FROM SLUT PRINCESS LEADER STARLIGHT GLIMMER YOU COZY GLOW KNOW WHAT EVERTHING'S ABOUT YOU
AND YOU HAD TO HAVE WAYS TO DESTROY CANTERLOT CASTLE IN THE SPOTLIGHT .
YOU HAD TO BE A COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB! LAST NIGHT.
THEY THE PEGASUS WERE IMPRESSED OF HOW YOU DICTATE YOUR DEMON SPEECH AND THE PONIES WERE MOTHERFUCKING FOOLED THAT YOU KNEW AND THE STORY OF YOUR MAGIC EVIL SUCCESS KEPT'EM SO DETAINED .
OH, BUT I PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE KNOW WHAT YOU CUNT FILLY OF HELL DID YOU PRETEND YOU DON'T REMEMBER ALL THE THINGS YOU SAID TRAPPING THE WHORE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS IN A CLOSET AT THE SCHOOL OF FRIENDSHIP ? I'LL GIVE YOU ONE HINT , BITCH YOU SURE DID PUT ON A SHOW BY DESTROYING MY HOME MY CASTLE YOU TRIED TO DESTROY BUT NOW I AND ALL PONIES SILENCE YOU IN STONE FOREVER !
YES,YES YOU HAD TO BE A COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB! DIDN'T YOU
YOU HAD TO PROVE YOUR INNOCENT TO THE CROWD
YOU HAD TO BE A COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB ! DIDN'T YOU
AND ALL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS LEFT YOU THEY WERE SO BUMMED OUT .
YOU HAD TO HAVE THE LAST WORD, BEFORE YOU MOTHERFUCKING DRAIN MAGIC FROM SLUT PRINCESS LEADER
SO MUCH OF A PAIN IN THE ASS TO BE AROUND
YOU HAD TO GET BASTARD TIREK AND CUNT OF HELL QUEEN CHRYSALIS ON THE EVIL PAGE, MAGIC TYPE .
YOU HAD TO BE A COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB !LAST NIGHT .
WELL, IT'S NO BIG EVIL DEMON LIKE YOU TO STICK YOUR TWO BITS IN . IF YOU KNOW TO LEAVE BLACK MAGIC ALONE BUT YOU FUCKING CUNT ADULT FILLY WENT OVER THE LINE YOU COULDN'T SEE IT WAS TIME TO GO BACK TO YOUR DEMON THRONE .
NO,NO,NO,NO, NO,NO, YOU HAD TO BE A COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB ! DIDN'T YOU AND ALL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS LEFT YOU THEY WERE SO BUMMED OUT.
YOU HAD TO HAVE THE LAST WORD, BEFORE YOU MOTHERFUCKING DRAIN MAGIC FROM SLUT PRINCESS LEADER STARLIGHT GLIMMER
SO MUCH OF A PAIN IN THE ASS TO BE AROUND
AND YOU HAD TO HAVE WAYS TO DESTROY CANTERLOT CASTLE IN THE SPOTLIGHT .
YOU HAD TO BE A COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB! LAST NIGHT.
COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB !
COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB ! COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB ! COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB ! COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB ! COZY GLOW BITCH SNOB !
(LAST SONG)
LISTEN, SLUT PONY
I PRINCESS WHORE LUNA DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU LESBIAN LOVER LET A GOOD THING SLIP AWAY .
YOU FUCKING KNOW I LUNA DON'T LIKE WATCHING ANYPONY LIKE ME MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES WHEN I WAS BANISHED TO THE MOON FROM MY PRINCESS BITCH SISTER CELESTIA
SHE'S A REAL NICE PONY THAT DJ VINYL SCRATCH
AND OCTAVIA SHE'S ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU .
BUT A BUSY DJ PONY LIKE HER WOULDN'T TELL YOU WHAT YOU SHOULD DO .
LISTEN, SLUT
I'M SURE THAT YOU THINK YOU GOT IT ALL UNDER MAGIC
YOU DON'T FUCKING WANT SOMEPONY TELLING YOU THE WAY TO STAY IN SOMEPONY'S SOUL.
YOU'RE A HORNY LESBIAN PONY NOW
YOU'LL NEVER LET HER GO
BUT THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF THING SHE OUGHT TO KNOW .
OCTAVIA TELL THAT BITCH VINYL SCRATCH ABOUT IT ?
TELL HER EVERYTHING YOU FEEL
GIVE HER EVERY SEXUAL FUCKING REASON TO ACCEPT
THAT YOUR FOR REAL
OCTAVIA TELL THAT BITCH VINYL SCRATCH ABOUT IT ?
TELL HER ALL YOUR LICKING PUSSY DREAMS OF DJ PON 3
LET HER KNOW YOU NEED HER
LET HER KNOW HOW MUCH SHE MEANS.
LISTEN,SLUT
IT'S NOT ALCHEMIST A CERTAIN GUARANTEE
TO PLEASURE YOURSELF
YOU'VE GOT TO PROVIDE MASTURBATION CONSTANTLY
WHEN YOU LOVE OTHER PONY FEMALES
YOU'RE ALWAYS PRESSURED
AND THERE'S ONLY ONE GOOD WAY TO REASSURE
OCTAVIA TELL THAT BITCH VINYL SCRATCH ABOUT IT ?
LET HER KNOW HOW MUCH YOU CARE
WHEN SHE CAN'T BE WITH YOU
TELL HER YOU WISH YOU WERE THERE AT HER MOTHER FUCKING BASS CANNON WUB WUB CONCERT!!!
OCTAVIA TELL THAT BITCH VINYL SCRATCH ABOUT IT ?
EVERYDAY BEFORE YOU LEAVE OCTAVIA
PAY HER SOME SEXUAL LOVE ATTENTION GIVE HER SOMETHING SHE CAN BELIEVE IN .
'CAUSE NOW AND THEN VINYL SHE'LL GET TO WORRYING JUST BECAUSE YOU SLUT OCTAVIA HAVEN'T SPOKEN FOR SO LONG THOUGH YOU MAY NOT HAVE DONE ANYTHING WILL THAT BE A CONSOLATION WHEN SHE'S GONE !!!!
LISTEN,SLUT
IT'S GOOD INFORMATION FROM A LOST PONY WHO'S LUNA MADE MISTAKES
JUST A WORD OR TWO THAT SHE VINYL GETS FROM YOU COULD BE THE DIFFENCE THAT IT MAKES .
SHE'S A TRUSTING SOUL LESBIAN PONY
SHE'S PUT HER TRUST IN YOU OCTAVIA SLUT
BUT A DJ PONY LESBIAN LIKE HER WON'T TELL YOU WHAT YOU SHOULD DO ?
OCTAVIA TELL THAT BITCH VINYL SCRATCH ABOUT IT ?
TELL HER EVERYTHING YOU FEEL
GIVE HER EVERY SEXUAL FUCKING REASON TO ACCEPT
THAT YOUR FOR REAL
OCTAVIA TELL THAT BITCH VINYL SCRATCH ABOUT IT ?
TELL HER ALL YOUR LICKING PUSSY DREAMS OF DJ PON 3
LET HER KNOW YOU NEED HER
LET HER KNOW HOW MUCH SHE MEANS.
OCTAVIA TELL THAT BITCH VINYL SCRATCH ABOUT IT ?
TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL RIGHT NOW
OCTAVIA TELL THAT BITCH VINYL SCRATCH ABOUT IT ?
THE LESBIAN PONY DON'T WANT TO WAIT TOO LONG
YOU GOT TO OCTAVIA TELL THAT BITCH VINYL SCRATCH ABOUT IT ?
OCTAVIA TELL THAT BITCH VINYL SCRATCH ABOUT IT ? AND WON'T GO WRONG
YOU GOT TO OCTAVIA TELL THAT BITCH VINYL SCRATCH ABOUT IT ?
BEFORE IT GETS TOO LATE
YOU KNOW THE LESBIAN PONY DON'T WANT TO WAIT, YOU GOT TO OCTAVIA TELL THAT BITCH VINYL SCRATCH ABOUT IT?
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