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UNICORNIA 2020 VALENTINE'S DAY G &R ponified MOTHERFUCKING GUNS AND ROSES OF COURSE!

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  • UNICORNIA 2020 VALENTINE'S DAY G &R ponified MOTHERFUCKING GUNS AND ROSES OF COURSE!

    PONIFIED GUNS AND ROSES enjoy fuckers! UNICORNIA-2020 -COMING SOON VALENTINE'S DAY !

     





















      • WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA
      • MAGIC
      • SWEET FLUTTERSHY O' MINE
      • VILLAINOUS WAR
      • NIGHTMAREMOON TRAIN
      • YOU COULD BE EVIL ?
      • RAINBOOM RAIN
      • BACK OFF GRYPHON BITCH !!!
      • PONYVILLE CITY
      • DON'T DIE !
      • MR. CHAOSSTONE

     
    G AND R PONIFIED FUCK YEAH IT WILL ROCK ! WHAT IS THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKING BRONY FANS THE LEGENDARY GUNS AND ROSES OF COURSE ENJOY !

     
     
     
    "WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA"

    WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA!
    WE'VE GOT MAGIC AND GAMES
    WE GOT EVERYTHING YOU WANT WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE
    WE ARE THE PONIES THAT CAN FIND WHATEVER YOU FUCKING MAY NEED
    IF YOU GOT THE BITS, WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE WE GOT YOUR ALCHEMESE !
    EQUESTRIA, WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA !
    WATCH IT BRING YOU TO YOUR SHUN NNNNNNNN KNEES,KNEES
    UH I, I DISCORD WANNA WATCH YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE TRY TO FLEE .
    WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA !
    WE PONIES TAKE IT DAY BY DAY
    IF YOU WANT IT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE GREED BUT IT'S THE DISCORD PRICE TO PAY
    AND YES WHORE PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE YOU'RE VERY SEXY PONY , VERY HARD TO PLEASE
    YOU CAN TASTE THE CHOCOLATE RAIN BUT YOU TWILIGHT WON'T GET THERE FOR A FEE.
    IN THE EQUESTRIA ,
    WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA ! CANTERLOT CASTLE GETS WORSE HERE EVERY DAY
    AHHH YES FLUTTERSHY SLUT THIS IS DISCORD CHAOS GOD YOU LEARN TO BECOME AN ANIMAL IN THE EQUESTRIA WHERE MISCHIEF PLAYS ?
    IF YOU AND YOUR BAT FORM GETS HUNGER FOR WHAT YOU FLUTTERBAT SLUT SEE YOU'LL EAT APPLEJACK'S CROPS OF APPLES FOR FUCKING SURE EVENTUALLY.
    YOU CAN HAVE EVERYTHING YOU WANT FROM OTHER PONIES BUT YOU BETTER NOT TAKE IT FROM BASTARD DISCORD
    IN THE EQUESTRIA, WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA!
    WATCH IT BRING YOU TO YOUR HHHHHHHH HOOVES, HOOVES
    UH AH, I'M DISCORD GONNA WATCH YOU PONIES HAVE GREED
    AND WHEN YOU'RE HIGH IN CHOCOLATE RAIN YOU NEVER EVER WANNA COME DOWN
    FUCK DOWN, FUCK DOWN, FUCK DOWN , YEAH
    YOU MOTHERFUCKING PONIES MANE SIX KNOW WHERE YOU ARE HAAAAAAA! YOU'RE IN THE EQUESTRIA PONY
    YOU'RE GONNA FLY
    IN THE EQUESTRIA, WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA!
    WATCH IT BRING YOU TO YOUR SHUN NNNNNNNN KNEES,KNEES
    WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA !
    FEEL MY, MY ,MY PHALLUS IN THE EQUESTRIA, WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA!
    WATCH IT BRING YOU TO YOU
    IT'S GONNA BRING YOU DOWN,HUH ?

     
    "MAGIC"

    ONE,TWO,ONE TWO, THREE, FOUR
    I SPIKE THE BASTARD DRAGON SHED A TEAR, 'CAUSE I'M FUCKING MISSIN' YOU
    I'M STILL ALRIGHT TO SMILE.
    RARITY, I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERY DAY NOW
    WAS A TIME WHEN I SPIKY WIKY WASN'T SURE
    BUT YOU SEND MY DRAGON MIND AS EASE.
    THERE IS NO DOUBT YOU'RE IN MY REPTILE HEART NOW.
    SAID "UNICORN BITCH TAKE IT SLOW, AND IT'LL WORK ITSELF OUT FINE"
    ALL WE NEED IS JUST A LITTLE MAGIC!
    SAID "SLUT RARITY MAKE IT SLOW AND WE'LL COME TOGETHER FINE"
    ALL WE NEED IS JUST A LITTLE MAGIC! (MAGIC)
    MM,YEAH

    I SPIKE SIT HERE ON THE STAIRS
    'CAUSE I'D RATHER BE FUCKING ALONE
    IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU BITCH RARITY RIGHT NOW, I'LL WAIT DEAR
    SOMETIMES I SPIKE GET SO TENSE BUT I CAN'T SPEED UP THE TIME BUT YOU KNOW RARITY THERE'S ONE MORE THING TO CONSIDER.
    SAID "WHORE TAKE IT SLOW AND THINGS WILL BE JUST FINE"
    YOU AND I'LL JUST USE A LITTLE MAGIC!
    SAID "SLUT TAKE THE TIME 'CAUSE THE LIGHTS ARE SHINING BRIGHT"
    YOU AND I'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE IT
    WE WON'T FAKE IT, I'LL NEVER BREAK IT
    'CAUSE I SPIKY WIKY CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT !
    LITTLE MAGIC, MM YEAH, MM YEAH
    NEED A LITTLE MAGIC, YEAH
    JUST A LITTLE MAGIC!, YEAH
    SOME MORE MAGIC, YEAH(I'VE BEEN WALKING THE STREETS AT NIGHT)
    JUST ME SPIKE TRYING TO GET IT RIGHT(A LITTLE MAGIC,YEAH)
    IT'S HARD TO SEE WITH SO MANY MOTHERFUCKING PONIES AROUND YOU RARITY KNOW DAMN WELL I DON'T LIKE BEING STUCK IN THE CROWD(COULD USE SOME MAGIC,YEAH)
    AND THE PONYVILLE STREETS DON'T CHANGE BUT MAYBE THE MANES
    I SPIKY WIKY BASTARD DRAGON I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY ROLEPLAYING GAMES 'CAUSE I NEED YOU BITCH RARITY(GOTTA HAVE MORE MAGIC,YEAH)
    YEAH,YEAH,YEAH, BUT I FUCKING NEED YOU RARITY (ALL NEED MORE MAGIC)
    OH, FUCK RARITY I NEED YOU (ALL NEED SOME MAGIC)
    OH, DAMNIT BITCH RARITY I NEED YOU (JUST A LITTLE MAGIC!)
    OOH THIS TIME (IS ALL YOU NEED PLEASE RARITY DON'T FUCKING DIE ON ME SPIKE THE DRAGON BECAUSE WE ALL NEED A LITTLE MAGIC TO BRING YOU BACK TO ME ? MAGIC YEAH MAGIC YEAH MAGIC YEAH YEAH YEAH !

     
    "SWEET FLUTTERSHY O' MINE"

    SHE GOT A PEGASUS SMILE IT SEEMS TO ME DISCORD
    REMINDS ME OF MAGICHOOD MEMORIES

    WHERE EVERYTHING WAS AS FRESH AS THE BUTTERFLIES IN THE SKY
    NOW AND THEN I SEE HER PONY FACE I DISCORD TAKE HER TO MY SPECIAL PLACE AND IF I STARE TOO LONG I'D PROBABLY TURN BACK TO FUCKING STONE
    OH,OH,OH
    SWEET FLUTTERSHY O' MINE!
    OH,OH,OH,
    I CHAOS BASTARD GOD DISCORD KNOW SHE'S THE PERFECT LOVE OF MINE.
    SHE'S GOT PONY EYES OF THE GREENEST FOREST
    AS IF SHE USES STARE POWER ON ME I'D HATE TO LOOK IN THOSE SHY EYES AND SEE ME TURN TO FUCKING STONE AGAIN HER PINK HAIR REMINDS OF THAT BUTTERFLY PLACE WHERE AS A SHY PONY SHE HIDES
    AND SAY SHE FLIES LIKE THUNDER AND THE CHOCOLATE RAIN IT TO QUIETLY PASSES ME DISCORD BY
    OH,OH,OH,
    SWEET FLUTTERSHY O' MINE !
    OH,OH,OH,
    I CHAOS BASTARD GOD DISCORD KNOW SHE'S THE PERFECT LOVE OF MINE.
    OH,OH,OH
    SWEET FLUTTERSHY O' MINE!
    OH,OH,OH
    I CHAOS BASTARD GOD DISCORD KNOW SHE'S THE PERFECT LOVE OF MINE.

    OH,OH,OH,OH
    SWEET FLUTTERSHY O' MINE!
    OH YEAH YEAH
    OH OH I CHAOS BASTARD GOD DISCORD KNOW SHE'S THE PERFECT LOVE OF MINE.
    WHERE DO WE FLY?
    WHERE DO WE FLY NOW?
    WHERE DO WE FLY ?
    OH,OH
    WHERE DO WE FLY ?
    (WHERE DO WE FLY NOW?)
    OH WHERE DO WE FLY NOW?(WHERE DO WE FLY?)
    OH WHERE DO WE FLY ? (SWEET FLUTTERSHY)
    OH WHERE DO WE FLY NOW?
    AY AY AY AY (WHERE DO WE FLY NOW, WHERE DO WE FLY)
    WHERE DO WE FLY?
    OH, WHERE DO WE FLY NOW?
    OH, WHERE DO WE FLY?
    OH, WHERE DO WE FLY NOW?
    WHERE DO WE FLY?
    OH, WHERE DO WE FLY NOW?
    NO, NO, NO, NO,NO,NO,
    SWEET FLUTTERSHY
    SWEET FLUTTERSHY O' MINE !

     
    "VILLAINOUS WAR"

     
    "IN THE LAND OF EQUESTRIA FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS WE'VE HAVEN'T HAD A VILLAINOUS WAR IN DECADES AND NOW THE SPEECH ENDS "!

     
    LOOK AT YOUR YOUNG COLT FIGHTING
    LOOK AT YOUR POOR BITCH PONY CRYING
    LOOK AT KING SOMBRA BASTARD VILLIAN DYING
    THE WAY THEY'VE ALWAYS DONE BEFORE
    LOOK AT THE UNICORN HATE WE'RE BREEDING
    LOOK AT THE WHORE INSANE SIDE OF PINKIE PIE FEAR OF PINKAMEANA WE'RE FEEDING
    LOOK AT THE PONYVILLE LIVES WE'RE LEADING
    THE WAY WE'VE ALWAYS DONE BEFORE.
    MY PONY HOOVES ARE TIED
    THE BILLIONS OF MYTHICAL CREATURES SHIFT FROM SIDE TO SIDE
    AND THE CHANGELING WARS GO ON WITH ZOMBIE CONTROLLED BRAINWASHED PRIDE
    FOR THE LOVE OF CELESTIA AND OUR PONY RIGHTS.
    AND THESE FUCKING THINGS ARE SWEPT ASIDE
    BY BLOODY HOOVES TIME CAN'T DENY
    AND ARE WASHED AWAY BY YOUR MAGICIDE
    AND ROYAL PRINCESS WHORES HIDE THE DAMN TRUTH THE LIES OF OUR VILLIANIOUS WARS.
    D'YOU WEAR A MAGICAL SPELLBAND
    WHEN THEY THE VILLIANS SHOT A POWER THAT KILLED FEMALE PONY CARROT TOP
    WHO SAID "MAGIC COULD LAST FOREVER "
    AND IN MY FIRST MEMORIES
    TIREK YOU BASTARD STOLED MAGIC FROM EVERYPONY EVEN THE GREAT AND POWERFUL BITCH TRIXIE I PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE WHORE WENT NUMB WHEN I LEARNED TO SEE
    SO I NEVER FELL FOR STUDIES
    WE GOT THE CELESTIA ELEMENTS OF HARMONY WALL OF P.C. (PONY COUNTRY) TO REMIND US ALL PONIES THAT YOU FUCKING CAN'T TRUST FREEDOM WHEN IT'S NOT IN YOUR HOOVES
    WHEN EVERY PONY IS FIGHTIN'
    FOR THEIR UNICORN LAND AND
    I PRINCESS FUCKING CELESTIA DON'T NEED YOUR VILLAINIOUS WAR!
    IT FEEDS THE BITCH QUEEN CHRYSALIS WHILE IT HATES ON THE LOVE
    YOUR SPELL POWER HUNGRY CHANGELINGS ARE STEALIN' PONY SOLDIERS
    IN A CANTERLOT HIVE LIKE CAVE ABOVE THE CASTLE TO STORE HER SLUT AND BASTARD CHILDREN
    AIN'T THAT FRESH
    I PRINCESS WHORE LUNA DON'T NEED YOUR VILLAINIOUS WAR !
    OW, OH,ON,NO,NO,NO
    LOOK AT HOOVES YOUR FILLING
    LOOK AT THE MAGIC WERE SPILLING
    LOOK AT EQUESTRIA WERE KILLING
    THE WAY WE'VE ALWAYS DONE BEFORE
    LOOK IN THE DISCORD DOUBT WE'RE WALLOWED
    LOOK AT THE CULT FUCKING CUNT STARLIGHTGLIMMER LEADER PRINCESS HER RIVALS FOLLOWED
    LOOK AT THE PEGASUS TIES WE SWALLOWED
    AND I SPIKY WIKY HORNY FUCKED UP DRUNK DRAGON DON'T WANT TO HEAR NO MORE
    MY CLAWS ARE TIED !
    FOR ALL I TWILIGHT FUCKING SEEN HAS CHANGED MY MIND
    BUT STILL THE THOUSANDS YEAR OLD WARS GO ON AS THE YEARS GO BY !
    WITH NO CELESTIA LOVE OR PONY RIGHTS!
    BY BLOODY HOOVES OF THE SPELLNOTIZED
    WE PONIES CARRY THE CROSS OF MAGICIDE
    AND THE CELESTIA HISTORY BEARS THE SCARS OF OUR VILLAINIOUS WARS
    I PRINCESS MOTHERFUCKING CADANCE DON'T NEED YOUR VILLAINIOUS WAR!
    IT FEEDS THE BITCH QUEEN CHRYSALIS WHILE IT HATES ON THE LOVE
    YOUR SPELL POWER HUNGRY CHANGELINGS ARE STEALIN' PONY SOLDIERS
    IN A CANTERLOT HIVE LIKE CAVE ABOVE THE CASTLE TO STORE HER SLUT AND BASTARD CHILDREN
    AIN'T THAT FRESH
    I FUCKING CUNT STARLIGHT GLIMMER DON'T NEED YOUR VILLAINIOUS WAR !
    NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO
    I SPIKY WIKY BASTARD HORNY DRAGON DON'T NEED YOUR VILLAINIOUS WAR!
    I SLUT PARTY PONY PINKIE PIE DON'T NEED YOUR VILLAINIOUS WAR !
    YOUR SPELL POWER HUNGRY CHANGELINGS ARE STEALIN' PONY SOLDIERS
    IN A CANTERLOT HIVE LIKE CAVE ABOVE THE CASTLE TO STORE HER SLUT AND BASTARD CHILDREN
    AIN'T THAT FRESH

    I BITCH RARITY KNOWS I DON'T NEED YOUR VILLAINIOUS WAR!
    NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO UH - OH UH, ,NO UH OH ,NO,UH NO

    I SLUT SHY PEGASUS MOTHERFUCKING KINDNESS FLUTTERSHY DON'T NEED ONE MORE VILLAINIOUS WAR!

    I SLUT FAST FLYER OH FUCK YEAH I DON'T NEED MORE VILLAINIOUS WAR!
    NO, NO, NO, NO UH, OH -UH, NO UH -OH , UH NO
    WHAZ SO MAGICAL ABOUT VILLAINIOUS WAR ANYWAY?

    "THIS WAS A FUCKING TIME WHEN SISTER CELESTIA BANISHED HER ONLY BITCH SISTER LUNA TO THE MOON THOUSANDS OF YEARS HAVE PAST OF THE MEMORIES OF THAT VILLAINIOUS WAR! WHICH BECAME THE END "!

     
     
    "NIGHTMARE MOON TRAIN"

    LOADED WITH A DREAM RAIN
    SOARING LIKE A MOONLIGHT
    FEELIN' LIKE A SPACE MANE
    ONE MORE TIME TONIGHT
    WELL I'M A BANISHED MOON CRATOR PONY STRUTTIN'
    ONE BAD MOTHER FUCKER PEGASUS OF EVIL
    GOT EQUESTRIA BODY MAGICCASE
    UNDER MY HOOF
    SAID I'M A ARMOURED MACHINE
    BEEN DRINKIN' WHISKEY MEAN
    AND PRINCESS BITCH CELESTIA YO CAN MAKE MY HEART HUM
    I GOT ONE CHANCE LEFT
    IN A SMOKE NINE RAT
    I GOT A MENACE PONY DYING SMILE
    I GOT TANTABUS SPIRITTAIL
    WITH A MAGIC TO GO.
    I USE SMOKE SPELLS WITH STYLE
    AN I CAN TELL YOU CELESTIA?
    YOU BITCH CAN MAKE MY DARKNESS TONIGHT
    WAKE UP LATE
    OHHHH FUCK CELESTIA PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON YOUR A FUCKING PRINCESS FOR CHRIST SAKE
    TAKE YOUR BITS TO BERRYPUNCH WHORE'S LIQUOR STORE
    THAT'S ONE FOR YOU CELESTIA
    AND TWO FOR ME USE TO BE FUCKING LUNA TONIGHT !
    I'LL BE LOADED LIKE A DREAM RAIN
    SOARIN' LIKE A MOONLIGHT
    FEELIN' LIKE A SPACE MANE
    ONE MORE TIME TONIGHT
    I'M THE NIGHTMAREMOON TRAIN !
    SCARY UP
    I'M THE NIGHTMAREMOON TRAIN !
    FILL MY MAGIC
    I'M THE NIGHTMAREMOON TRAIN!
    READY TO CRASH AND SHATTER ON THE MOON
    I LUNA NEVER FUCKING LEARN
    I'M THE NIGHTMAREMOON TRAIN!
    NEVER TO RETURN TO DAMN PONYVILLE
    NO
    LOADED WITH A DREAM RAIN
    SOARING LIKE A MOONLIGHT
    DASHIN' LIKE SPACE RAIN
    ONE MORE TIME TONIGHT
    I'M THE NIGHTMAREMOON TRAIN!
    AND I LUNA LOOKIN' FOR SOME PONIES TO MOTHER FUCKING SCARE TO DEATH !
    I'M THE NIGHTMAREMOON TRAIN!
    SO'S I CAN LEAVE THIS SHITHOLE MOON I LIVE ON ?
    I'M THE NIGHTMAREMOON TRAIN!
    AND I'M READY TO CRASH AND SHATTER ON THE MOON
    NIGHTMAREMOON TRAIN!

     
    SCARY UP
    I'M THE NIGHTMAREMOON TRAIN !
    FILL MY MAGIC
    I'M THE NIGHTMAREMOON TRAIN!
    WHOA YEAH
    I'M THE NIGHTMAREMOON TRAIN !
    FUCK THAT STUFF
    I'M ON THE NIGHTMAREMOON TRAIN!
    AN I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH OF MY FUCKING EVILNESS!
    HAAAAA CELESTIA YOUR RIDIN' ME AS THE NIGHTMAREMOON TRAIN YOU BITCH SENDING ME TO THE MOON
    I GUESS I GUESS I GUESS I FUCKING WAS WRONG SISTER LUNA SENDING YOU TO THE MOON BUT I NEVER LEARN
    BECAUSE I'M ON YOUR NIGHTMAREMOON TRAIN!
    LUNAR ME HOME CELESTIA ?
    OOH, I'M THE NIGHTMAREMOON TRAIN !
    HAAAAA CELESTIA YOUR RIDIN' ME AS THE NIGHTMAREMOON TRAIN YOU BITCH SENDING ME TO THE MOON
    NEVER TO RETURN TO DAMN PONYVILLE
    NIGHTMAREMOON TRAIN !

     
    "YOU COULD BE EVIL?"

     
     
     
    I'M A COLD CUNT MAGICBREAKER
    FIT TA BURN AND I'LL FUCKING RIP YOUR PONY SOUL IN TWO
    AND I'LL LEAVE YOU PRINCESS TWILIGHT BITCH SPARKLE LYING ON THE BED
    I'LL BE OUT THE CASTLE DOORS BEFORE YA WAKE
    IT'S NOTHIN' NEW TA YOU
    'CAUSE I THINK WE'VE SEEN THAT PONY BEFORE TOO
    'CAUSE YOU COULD BE EVIL?
    BUT YOUR WAY OUT OF LINE
    WITH YOUR BITCH PINKIE PIE SLAP RAPPIN'
    AND YOUR COCAINE TONGUE
    YOU PONIES GET NOTHIN' DONE
    I SAID YOU COULD BE EVIL?
    NOW HEARTH WARMING HOLIDAYS COME AND THEN THEY GO
    IT'S NOTHING NEW TODAY.
    COLLECT ANOTHER MAGIC MEMORY
    WHEN I BASTARD TIREK CENTAUR WIZARD COME HOME LATE AT NIGHT
    DON'T ASK ME WHERE I'VE BEEN CUNT ASS ANNOYING FILLY COZY GLOW?
    JUST COUNT YOUR STARS I'M HOME AGAIN
    'CAUSE YOU COULD BE EVIL?
    BUT YOUR WAY OUT OF LINE
    WITH YOUR BITCH PINKIE PIE SLAP RAPPIN'
    AND YOUR COCAINE TONGUE
    YOU PONIES GET NOTHIN' DONE
    I SAID YOU COULD BE EVIL, YEAH ?
    YOU COULD BE EVIL YOU COULD BE EVIL YOU COULD BE EVIL YOU COULD BE EVIL YOU COULD BE EVIL, EVIL EVIL EVIL

    YOU'VE GONE SCHEMING TOO MANY TIMES CUNT OF HELL QUEEN CHRYSALIS WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT A REST
    WHY MUST YOU FIND
    ANOTHER REASON TO CRY CUNT DEVIL FILLY COZY GLOW
    WHILE YOU'RE PLANING THINGS BEHIND MY BACK
    I TIREK BEEN RACKIN OUT MY CENTAUR BRAIN
    IT MOTHERFUCKING DOESN'T MATTER HOW WE MAKE IT
    'CAUSE IT ALWAYS ENDS THE SAME
    YOU CAN DAMAGE THE CANTERLOT CASTLE FOR MORE PRIVILAGE BUT YOUR SWISS CHEESE HOLES WINGS CHRYSALIS FLAPS R' WEARIN' THIN
    BUT THE PONIES NIGHTMARE NEVER ENDS.
    DON'T FORGET TO CALL MY POWERFUL BROTHER SCORPAN WITH RIDICULOUS DEMANDS AN YOU CAN TAKE PITY SO FAR BUT IT'S MORE THAT A CUNT OF HELL I QUEEN CHRYSALIS OF THE CHANGELING QUEEN CAN STAND ' CAUSE THIS CAVETRIP'S GETTING OLDER
    TELL ME HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN 'CAUSE 5 MILLION YEARS IS FOREVER
    AN YOU CUNT DEVIL FILLY COZY GLOW HAVEN'T GROWN UP YET
    YOU COULD BE EVIL?
    BUT YOUR WAY OUT OF LINE
    WITH YOUR BITCH PINKIE PIE SLAP RAPPIN'
    AND YOUR COCAINE TONGUE
    YOU PONIES GET NOTHIN' DONE
    I SAID YOU COULD BE EVIL?
    YOU SHOULD BE
    OH,YOU COULD BE EVIL?
    YOU COULD BE EVIL?
    OH,YOU COULD BE EVIL?
    YOU COULD BE EVIL?
    OH,YOU COULD BE EVIL?
    YOU COULD BE EVIL?
    OH,YOU COULD BE EVIL?
    YOU COULD BE EVIL?
    YEAH!

    "RAINBOOM RAIN"

    WHEN I LOOK INTO THOSE WONDERBOLT EYES
    I CAN SEE A MAGIC RESTRAINED
    BUT DASHIE' WHEN I BITCH PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE HOLD YOU
    DON'T YOU KNOW I FEEL THE SAME
    NOTHIN' LAST FOREVER
    AND WE KNOW WE MANE FIVE HEARTS CAN CHANGE
    AND IT'S HARD TO HOLD A SPELL IN THE COLD RAINBOOM RAIN !
    WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS SUCH A LONG LONG TIME
    JUST TRYIN' TO KILL THE PAIN , OO YEAH
    BUT LOVE OF US FRIENDSHIP IS ALWAYS GOING
    AND NO PONY'S REALLY SURE WHO'S LETTIN' GO TODAY TROTTING AWAY
    IF WE COULD TAKE THE TIME
    TO LAY IT ON THE LINE.
    I COULD REST MY PONY HEAD
    JUST KNOWIN' YOU WERE MINE A FRIEND
    ALL MINE
    SO IF YOU WANT TO LOVE ME AS A FRIEND FLUTTERSHY THEN DARLING I'M RARITY AND I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU DON'T REFRAIN OR I'LL JUST HAVE TO END UP TROTTING IN THE COLD RAINBOOM RAIN !

    DO YOU SLUT FLUTTERSHY NEED SOME TIME ON YOUR OWN
    DO YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE NEED SOME TIME ALL ALONE.
    EVERYPONY NEED SOME TIME ON THEIR OWN
    DON'T YOU PONIES KNOW YOU NEED SOME TIME ALL ALONE.
    I KNOW IT'S HARD TO KEEP AN OPEN MAGIC HEART WHEN EVEN BITCH GILDA TRIES TO HARM YOU
    BUT IF YOU COULD TWILIGHT HEAL A BROKEN MAGIC HEART WOULDN'T TIME BE OUT TO CHARM YOU?
    SOMETIMES I NEED SOME TIME
    ON MY OWN
    SOMETIMES I NEED SOME TIME ALL ALONE
    EVERYPONY NEEDS SOME TIME ON THEIR OWN
    DON'T YOU PONIES KNOW YOU NEED SOME TIME ALL ALONE AND WHEN YOUR NIGHTMAREMOON BITCH FEARS SUBSIDE AND EVIL SOMBRA SHADOWS STILL REMAIN , OH YEAH
    I APPLE JACK KNOW THAT YOU CAN LOVE ME AS A FRIEND WHEN WE MANE FIVE AREN'T TO BLAME FOR RAINBOWDASH'S DEATH SO NEVER MIND THE DARKNESS
    WE STILL CAN FIND A WAY
    'CAUSE NOTHIN' LAST FOREVER
    EVEN COLD RAINBOOM RAIN !
    DON'T YA PONIES THINK THAT YOU NEED SOMEPONY ?
    DON'T YA THINK THAT YOU PONIES NEED SOMEPONY
    EVERYPONY NEEDS SOMEPONY
    YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE
    YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE
    DON'T YA PONIES THINK THAT YOU NEED SOMEPONY ?
    DON'T YA THINK THAT YOU PONIES NEED SOMEPONY
    EVERYPONY NEEDS SOMEPONY
    YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE
    YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE
    DON'T YA PONIES THINK THAT YOU NEED SOMEPONY ?
    DON'T YA THINK THAT YOU PONIES NEED SOMEPONY
    EVERYPONY NEEDS SOMEPONY

     
    "BACK OFF GRYPHON BITCH!!!"

    OH RUDE , PRETTY BULLY
    OH, SLUT YOU HURT FUCKING FLUTTERSHY HOW DARE YOU SLUT YOU LET ME DOWM SLUT !
    I AIN'T PLAYIN' PRANKMAGIC GAMES NO MORE
    I SAID IT'S TIME FOR ME SLUT FLYER RAINBOW DASH TO EVEN THE SCORE
    SO STAKE YOUR LAME
    YOUR CLAIM TO GAME
    BUT GLIDA CALL ANOTHER NAME
    WHEN YOU FEEL THE FIRE AND TASTE THE FLAME
    BACK OFF GRYPHON BITCH !
    DOWN IN THE GUTTER LYIN' IN THE DITCH
    YOU BETER BACK OFF, BACK OFF GRYPHON BITCH !
    FACE OF A EAGLE WITCH LOVE OF A ITCH
    BACK OFF, BACK OFF GRYPHON BITCH !
    BACK OFF, BACK OFF GRYPHON BITCH !
    OH,OH,OH
    OH,OH,OH
    OH,OH,OH

    MAKIN' PRANKS
    CHEAP MAGICSPELL TAKER , BROKEN BACKED
    NASTY LIONJIZZ TAKER , STAY OUT OF MY BED , OUTTA MY HEAD
    IF IT'S PRANKIN' YOU
    I'M BETTER OFF SOARIN'

    BACK OFF, BACK OFF GRYPHON BITCH!
    DOWN IN THE GUTTER LYIN' IN THE DITCH
    YOU BETER BACK OFF, BACK OFF GRYPHON BITCH !
    FACE OF A EAGLE WITH THE LOVE OF A BITCH

    BACK OFF, BACK OFF GRYPHON BITCH !
    BACK OFF, BACKOFF GRYPHON BITCH!
    OH,OH,OH
    OH,OH,OH
    OH,OH,OH

    FUCKING EMOTIONS RIPPED, GONE ON A BINGE
    LIFE TIPPED, I SAID YOU'RE OFF THE HINGE
    TELLIN' DAMN LIES OF SUCH MANE AND STORY
    I DON'T EVEN WANT TO HEAR YOUR BULLSHIT GILDA?
    BACK OFF, BACK OFF GRYPHON BITCH!
    DOWN IN THE GUTTER LYIN' IN THE DITCH
    YOU BETER BACK OFF, BACK OFF GRYPHON BITCH !
    FACE OF A EAGLE WITH THE LOVE OF A BITCH
    BACK OFF, BACK OFF GRYPHON BITCH
    IT'S SUCH A PITY THAT YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH
    BACK OFF, BACK OFF GRYPHON BITCH!
    IT'S TIME TO BURN, BURN THE GRYPHON
    BACK OFF, BACK OFF GRYPHON BITCH!
    BACK OFF, BACK OFF GRYPHON BITCH!
    BACK OFF, BACK OFF GRYPHON BITCH!
    BITCH
    BITCH ,BITCH ,BITCH
    HEY PONIES WHAT DID YA THINK I WAS GONNA SAY TO GILDA FOR RUDENESS AS A BULLY ANYWAY?
    I THINK I RAINBOW DASH PROVE MY ANGER IN MY OWN PEGASUS WAY S'POSED TO TAKE IN MY OWN SPECIAL WAY YOU FUCKING BITCH !

     
    "PONYVILLE CITY"

    TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PONYVILLE CITY
    WHERE THE BASS IS MEAN AND SLUT PONIES ARE PRETTY
    TAKE ME HOME (OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME)
    JUST A HORNY DRAGON BASTARD NAMED SPIKE LIVING UNDER THE CAVE.
    HEY BITCH RARITY MY COCK'S GOT A HARD ON THAT'S CUMMING WITH THE BEAT I'M YOUR SPIKY WIKY DRAGON RACE AS FASHIONISTA BITCH RARITY BUY ME GEMS TO EAT.
    I'LL PAY MY BITS ANOTHER TIME
    TAKE IT TO THE END OF THE LINE.
    GAGS TO BITCHES OR SO DISCORD SAY
    YA GOTTA KEEP PUSHIN' FOR KICKASS RAINBOOM STUNTS AND FAME
    YOU PONIES KNOW IT'S ALL A JAMBLE WHEN IT'S JUST THE MANE SIX
    YA TREAT IT LIKE A CANTERLOT CRIME
    EVERYPONY IS DOIN' TIME
    TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PONYVILLE CITY
    WHERE THE BASS IS MEAN AND SLUT PONIES ARE PRETTY
    TAKE ME HOME (OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME)
    TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PONYVILLE CITY
    WHERE THE BASS IS MEAN AND SLUT PONIES ARE PRETTY
    TAKE ME HOME, YEAH YEAH

    BASTARD TIREK CENTAUR WIZARD STRAPPED IN THE MAGIC CHAIR OF THE CANTERLOT'S SWAMP GAS POISON CHAMBER
    WHY I'M I TIREK FUCKING HERE I CAN'T QUITE REMEMBER.
    THE PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE SAYS IT'S NOT MAGICAL FOR ME TO BREATHE
    I'D TRY ANOTHER SPELL BUT CELESTIA SAYS YOU TIREK CAN'T SEE THE EVIL TELL ME WHO YOU'RE GONNA BELIEVE?
    TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PONYVILLE CITY
    WHERE THE BASS IS MEAN AND SLUT PONIES ARE PRETTY
    OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME

    SO FAR AWAY
    SO FAR AWAY
    SO FAR AWAY
    SO FAR AWAY

    CARROT TOP'S PONY THAT SLUT'S BEEN TORN APART
    NO SHE'S A DEAD FESTER WITH A CORPSE HEART
    SHE SAID MAGICALLY BRING ME AROUND AND TAKE ME BACK TO MY PARTS
    SHE MUST BE LOSING HER MIND ARE YOU BLIND
    I'VE PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE SEEN IT ALL A MILLION TIMES

    TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PONYVILLE CITY
    WHERE THE BASS IS MEAN AND SLUT PONIES ARE PRETTY
    TAKE ME HOME, YEAH YEAH
    TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PONYVILLE CITY
    WHERE THE BASS IS MEAN AND SLUT PONIES ARE PRETTY
    TAKE ME HOME, YEAH YEAH
    TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PONYVILLE CITY
    WHERE THE BASS IS MEAN AND SLUT PONIES ARE PRETTY
    TAKE ME HOME, YEAH YEAH
    TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PONYVILLE CITY
    OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME
    I WANNA GO, I WANNA GO
    OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME
    I WANNA SEE HOW MOTHER FUCKING GOOD IT CAN BE
    OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME
    TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PONYVILLE CITY
    WHERE THE BASS IS MEAN AND SLUT PONIES ARE PRETTY
    TAKE ME HOME
    TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PONYVILLE CITY
    WHERE THE BASS IS MEAN AND SLUT PONIES ARE PRETTY
    OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME
    TAKE ME DOWN, SOAR ME 'ROUND
    OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME
    I WANNA SEE, WHAT A WHORE PONY LIKE YOU STARLIGHT GLIMMER CAN BE ?
    I WANT TO TAKE YOU HOME
    TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PONYVILLE CITY
    SING IT MOTHER FUCKING AWESOME BRONIES SAY I FUCKING WANNA GO I FUCKING WANNA GO TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PONYVILLE CITY WHERE THE BASS IS MEAN AND SLUT PONIES ARE PRETTY OH WON'T YOU FUCKERS TAKE ME HOME THAT KICKED ASS MY BRONY FANS !!!!
    OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME
    I WANNA FUCKING GO , I FUCKING WANNA KNOW
    OH FUCKERS WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME TO PONY VILLE CITY YEAH!

    "DON'T DIE!"

    IF WE PONIES COULD SEE TOMMOROW,
    WHAT OF YOUR PLANS?
    NO PONY CAN LIVE IN SORROW, ARE ALL YOUR MANE SIX FRIENDS
    TIMES THAT YOU LOOK IN PRIDE, THEY'RE BACK IN DEMAND
    I MOTHERFUCKING RAIN BOW DASH WAS THE ONE WHO WAS WASHING BLOOD OFF YOUR HOOVES TWILIGHT !
    DON'T YOU DIE TONIGHT
    I STILL LOVE YOU, TWILIGHT
    DON'T YOU DIE TONIGHT
    THERE'S A DAMN HEAVEN ABOVE YOU WHORE
    AND DON'T YOU DIE TONIGHT
    I KNOW THE MAGICAL THINGS YOU WANTED, THEY'RE NOT WHAT YOU HAVE WITH ALL THE PONIES TAKING, IT'S DRIVING ME MAD
    IF I PINKIE PIE SLUT WAS STANDING BY YOU, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL TWILIGHTKNOWING YOUR LOVE'S DECIDED, AND ALL LOVE IS REAL
    ?
    DON'T YOU DIE TONIGHT
    I STILL LOVE YOU , TWILIGHT
    DON'T DIE TONIGHT
    DON'T DIE TONIGHT
    THERE'S A DAMN HEAVEN ABOVE YOU WHORE
    AND DON'T YOU DIE TONIGHT

    I DISCORD BASTARD CHAOS GOD THOUGHT I COULD LIVE IN YOUR WORLD
    AS YEARS WENT BY, WITH ALL THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP VOICES I'VE HEARD SOMETHING HAS DIED
    AND WHEN YOU'RE IN NEED OF SOMEPONY, MY PONY HEART WON'T DENY YOU
    SO MANY SEEM SO LONELY WITH NO ONE PONY LEFT TO CRY TO, RARITY
    DON'T DIE TONIGHT
    I STILL LOVE YOU,TWILIGHT
    DON'T DIE TONIGHT DON'T DIE TONIGHT
    THERE'S A DAMN HEAVEN ABOVE YOU WHORE
    AND DON'T YOU DIE TONIGHT
    DON'T DIE TONIGHT
    I STILL LOVE YOU,TWILIGHT
    DON'T DIE TONIGHT DON'T DIE TONIGHT
    THERE'S A DAMN HEAVEN ABOVE YOU WHORE
    AND DON'T YOU DIE TONIGHT!

    "MR. CHAOSSTONE"
    (LAST SONG)

    I DISCORD GET UP AROUND SEVEN MOONS GET OUTTA BED AROUND NINE SUNS AND I FUCKING DON'T WORRY ABOUT NOTHIN' NO
    'CAUSE WORRIN'S A WASTE OF MY MISCHIEF TIME
    THE RAINBOOM KICK ASS STUNT STARTS AROUND SEVEN RAINBOW DASH STARTS SOARIN ON PONY STAGE ABOUT NINE
    SHE GET TO CLOUDS DALE BY HER FLIGHT AT ELEVEN MOONS SIPPIN' A DRINK AND FEELIN' FINE
    I PINKIE PIE SLUT PARTY PONY BEEN DANCIN WITH MR. CHAOSSTONE
    HE'S BEEN MISCHIEF ROCKIN'
    HE WON'T LEAVE MY PINKAMEANIA SIDE ALONE.
    NO,NO, NO
    HE WON'T LEAVE MY PINKAMEANIA SIDE ALONE.
    I DISCORD USED TA DO A LITTLE MAGIC BUT A LITTLE MAGIC WOULDN'T DO
    SO THE LITTLE MAGIC GOT FUCKING INSANE MORE AND MORE.
    I DISCORD JUST KEEP TRYIN' TA GET A LITTLE BETTER MAGIC
    SAID A LITTLE BETTER MAGIC THAN BEFORE.
    I DISCORD USED TA DO A LITTLE MAGIC BUT A LITTLE MAGIC WOULDN'T DO
    SO THE LITTLE MAGIC GOT FUCKING INSANE MORE AND MORE.
    I DISCORD JUST KEEP TRYIN' TA GET A LITTLE BETTER MAGIC
    SAID A LITTLE BETTER MAGIC THAN BEFORE.
    I PINKIE PIE SLUT PARTY PONY BEEN DANCIN WITH MR. CHAOSSTONE
    HE'S BEEN MISCHIEF ROCKIN'
    HE WON'T LEAVE MY PINKAMEANIA SIDE ALONE.
    NO,NO, NO
    HE WON'T LEAVE MY PINKAMEANIA SIDE ALONE.

    NOW I PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE GET UP AROUND TO STUDY WHENEVER I USED TO DAMNIT GET UP ON TIME
    BUT THAT THOUSAND YEAR OLD CHAOS GOD DISCORD HE'S A REAL MUTHAFUCKER GONNA USE MAGIC TO KICK HIM DOWN THE LINE
    I DISCORD USED TA DO A LITTLE MAGIC BUT A LITTLE MAGIC WOULDN'T DO
    SO THE LITTLE MAGIC GOT FUCKING INSANE MORE AND MORE.
    I DISCORD JUST KEEP TRYIN' TA GET A LITTLE BETTER MAGIC
    SAID A LITTLE BETTER MAGIC THAN BEFORE.
    I DISCORD USED TA DO A LITTLE MAGIC BUT A LITTLE MAGIC WOULDN'T DO
    SO THE LITTLE MAGIC GOT FUCKING INSANE MORE AND MORE.
    I DISCORD JUST KEEP TRYIN' TA GET A LITTLE BETTER MAGIC
    SAID A LITTLE BETTER MAGIC THAN BEFORE.
    I PINKIE PIE SLUT PARTY PONY BEEN DANCIN WITH MR. CHAOSSTONE
    HE'S BEEN MISCHIEF ROCKIN'
    HE WON'T LEAVE MY PINKAMEANIA SIDE ALONE
    STUCK IN THE MIDDLE AND I USE MAGIC IN THE MIDDLE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKING PONIES AND I DROVE YOU OUTTA MY MIND
    I PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE WHORE SHOULD OF KNOWN BETTER, SAID I WISH I NEVER MET HIM SAID I NEED TO LEAVE POOR BASTARD DISCORD ALL BEHIND YOWSA!

     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     






  • #2
    Glad you liked the parody that fits with the Rarity Song called "Patients by GUNS AND ROSES !t This means so much too me! Thank you, my friend plus yes some these songs were super hard to pull off but I think I soared proudly with my Rainbooming awesomness Enjoy more from Unicornia !

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