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UNICORNIA 21-PONIFIED STYX COMING SOON IN SPRING !!!
EXPLICIT LYRICS !
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES
MAGIC BALL
RARITY I LOVE YOU
MS. CHRYSALISOTO
COME SOAR AWAY
SPELLGADE
CHAOS YOURSELF (THE ANGRY DISCORD MISCHIEVOUS GOD)
THE ALCHEMIST PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE ILLUSION
GRAY COLOR PEGASUS (DERPY NIGHTS)
SHOW ME THE FRIENDSHIP WAY
THE FINAL TIMES
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES
YEAH, I'M PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE SITTING MY ASS ON THIS CASTLE THRONE , TALKING LIKE A DAMN FOOL .
GOT THE CELESTIA MAGIC CLOCK NEWS BLUES AND I'VE GIVEN UP HOPE FOR THE AFTERNOON CROAKS.
AND BOTTLE OF COLD PONYSHINE IS ANY WONDER I TWILIGHT NOT CRAZY?
IS IT ANY WONDER I TWILIGHT SANE AT ALL ?
WELL I'M RAINBOWDASH SO TIRED OF LOSING - I GOT NOTHING TO DO AND ALL DAY TO DO IT .
WELL, I'D GO OUT SOARIN' BUT CLOUDDALE IS MY PLACE TO GO AND ALL WONDERBOLTS NIGHTS TO GET THERE.
IS ANY WONDER I TWILIGHT I'M NOT A CRIMINAL?
IS ANY WONDER I TWILIGHT NOT LOCKED UP AT THE FUCKING DARK TARTARUS PRISON ?
IS IT ANY WONDER I TWILIGHT KNOW I'VE GOT TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES ?
IT'S TICKING AWAY WITH MY PRINCESS WHORE SANITY
I'VE GOT TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES!
IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE SUCH A CALAMITY
I'VE GOT TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES !
AND IT'S TICKING AWAY , TICKING AWAY FROM ME TWILIGHT SPARKLE !!!!
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES !
(IT'S FFFFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKING TTTTT TICKING AWAY !)
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES !
(AND A WHORE FUCKING SLUT LIKE ME TWILIGHT SPARKLE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF)
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES!
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES!
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES!
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES!
NOW, I'M A ALICORN PRINCESS MAGIC GENIUS - I CAN SOLVE A FRIENDSHIP PROBLEMS WITHOUT EVEN TRYING.
I GOT A CLUZY SLUT DELIVERY PONY FRIEND AND DERPY HOOVES FUN NEVER ENDS.
THAT IS , AS LONG AS I'M TRYING
IS ANY WONDER I'M NOT THE CUNT CHANGELING QUEEN FROM HELL ?
IS ANY WONDER I'M MISCHIEF AND CHAOS?
IS ANY WONDER I TWILIGHT SPARKLE KNOW I'VE GOT TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES ?
IT'S TICKING AWAY WITH MY PRINCESS WHORE SANITY
I'VE GOT TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES !
IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE SUCH A CALAMITY
I GOT TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES!
AND IT'S TICKING AWAY, TICKING AWAY FROM ME TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!!
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES!
(FFFFFFUUUCK TTTTT-TICKING AWAY)
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES!
(AND A WHORE FUCKING SLUT LIKE ME TWILIGHT SPARKLE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF )
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES!
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES!
(TTTT- TICKING AWAY)
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES!
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES!
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES!
(TOO MY TIME ON MY )
MAGIC BALL
I TWILIGHT SPARKLE USED TO LIKE TO WALK THE NARROW LINE TO PONYVILLE
I USED TO THINK THAT EVERYTHING WAS FINE
SOMETIMES I'D SIT AND STUDY FOR 20 MOON DAYS
THROUGH PRINCESS BITCH LUNA DREAMS
ALL ALONE IN MY ROOM TRAPPED IN TIME.
I WONDER WHAT TOMORROW HAS IN MIND FOR ME PRINCESS WHORE CELESTIA OR AM I EVEN IN IT'S MAGIC MIND AT ALL.
PERHAPS , I'LL GET THAT CHANCE TO LOOK AHEAD AND SEE
SOON AS I PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE BITCH FIND MYSELF A MAGIC BALL
SOON AS I PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE TWILIGHT SPARKLE BITCH FIND MYSELF A MAGIC BALL !
WELL,YOU TELL ME STAR SWIRLED THE BEARDED WHERE I'M GOING YOU SAY YOU KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN ?
TELL ME , TELL ME , STAR SWIRLED THE BEARDED THAT A EVIL CHANGELING CUNT QUEEN CHRYSALIS FROM HELL WANTS TO DESTROY PONYVILLE AND THEN TELL ME AGAIN !
MY ALICORN HEART IS BREAKING , MY BODY'S ACHING BECAUSE MY FRIENDS PUT ME DOWN FUCKING HURT MY FEELINGS AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO .
SO TELL ME, TELL ME STAR SWIRLED THE BEARDED WON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU FUCKING KNOW ABOUT THE CHAOS GOD OF MISCHIEF DISCORD I'VE JUST GOTTA KNOW?
MAGIC BALL
THERE'S SO MANY ALCHEMIST STUDIES I NEED TO KNOW?
MAGIC BALL
THERE'S SO MANY ALCHEMIST STUDIES I NEED TO KNOW?
MAGIC BALL
WON'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE BASTARD WIZARD TIREK CENTAUR KILLS ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING PONIES IN EQUESTRIA BEFORE I GO ?
MAGIC BALL
OH, TELL ME,TELL ME STAR SWIRLED THE BEARDED WHERE I'M GOING
YOU SAY YOU KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN ?
TELL ME, TELL ME , WON'T YOU TELL ME STAR SWIRLED THE BEARDED WHY THIS EVIL CUNT CULT PONY WANTS TO KILL OFF OUR TALENTS AND TELL ME TWILIGHT AGAIN ABOUT THIS FAKE PROPAGANDA CULT PONY STARLIGHT GLIMMER .
MY ALICORN HEART IS BREAKING , BODY ACHING BECAUSE ASSHOLE DRAGON BASTARD THINKS THIS SLUDGE GUY WAS HIS REAL FATHER AND SPIKE HURT MY DAMN FEELING AS A FRIEND AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO.
SO TELL ME, TELL ME STAR SWIRL WIZARD IF YOU KNOW OF A FILLY THAT ACTS INNOCENT THE DEMON CHILD ADULT PONY HER WHORE NAME IS COZY GLOW DON'T LET HER FRIENDSHIP FOOL YOU SHE'S THE DEVIL FROM HELL BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW ?
MAGIC BALL
OH, SO MANY EVIL'S MAY DESTROY US ALL I ALREADY KNOW ?
MAGIC BALL
THERE'S A SATAN DEMON NECROMANCER GOAT NAMED GROGAR THAT BASTARD FUCKING SCARES ME WON'T YOU TELL ME IF I'M GOING TO FUCKING DIE BEFORE MY FRIENDS BEFORE I GO
MAGIC BALL !!!!
RARITY I LOVE YOU
RARITY,I'M LEAVING
I SPIKY WIKY MUST BE ON MY WAY
THE TIME TO FUCKING GROW UP IS DRAWING NEAR
MY WINGS ARE SOARIN
I SEE IT IN YOUR EYES
THE LOVE, THE NEED, YOUR TEARS
BUT A BASTARD HORNY DRAGON LIKE ME KNOWS I'LL BE LONELY WITHOUT YOU AND I NEED YOUR LOVE DRAMA QUEEN WHORE PONY TO SEE ME THROUGH.
PLEASE BELIEVE ME MY GEM IS IN YOUR HOOF AND I SPIKE WILL BE MISSING YOU !
'CAUSE YOU KNOW IT'S YOU ,RARITY
WHENEVER I GET WEARY AND I'VE HAD ENOUGH FEEL LIKE GIVING UP YOU KNOW IT'S YOU ,RARITY
GIVING A DRAGON THE COURAGE AND STRENGTH I NEED
PLEASE BELIEVE ME THAT IT'S TRUE
RARITY, I LOVE YOU !
YOU KNOW IT'S YOU , RARITY
WHENEVER I GET WEARY AND I'VE HAD ENOUGH
FEEL LIKE FUCKING GIVING UP YOU KNOW IT'S YOU , RARITY
GIVING A DRAGON THE COURAGE AND STRENGTH I NEED PLEASE BELIEVE THAT IT'S TRUE
OHHHHH, I SPIKY WIKY FUCKING LOVE YOU YES, RARITY I LOVE YOU !
MS. CHRYSALISOTO
(EVIO CHANGELINGOTO MS. CHRYSALISOTO)
(EVIO CHANGELINGOTO MS. CHRYSALISOTO)
(MAGTA AU-OO-HIVMA DE )
EVIO CHANGELINGOTO MS. CHRYSALISOTO)
UNICORNIMITSU WO HATERI TAI)
YOU'RE WONDERING WHO THE FUCK I AM (SECRET,SECRET, I'VE GOT A SECRET)
CHANGELING OR CRYSTAL EMPIRE PONY (SECRET , SECRET, I'VE GOT A SECRET)
WITH PARTS MADE IN UNIPAN (SECRET , SECRET , I'VE GOT A SECRET )
I AM THE TRICKSTER PONY WOMAN .
I'VE GOT A CUNT SECRET I'VE BEEN DISGUISING UNDER MY SKIN
MY HEART IS DARK , MY BLOOD IS EVIL MY BRAIN HIVE
SO IF YOU SEE ME ACTING STRANGELY YOU MANE SIX DON'T BE SURPRISED I'M JUST A EVIL WHORE PONY WOMEN WHO NEEDED SOMEPONY TO HIDE SOMEWHERE TO FEED ON YOUR LIVES , JUST EAT YOU ALIVE !
SOMEWHERE TO HIDE TO KEEP FEEDING ON YOUR LIVES
I'M NOT A FUCKING PONY WITHOUT EMOTIONS I'M NOT WHAT YOU SEE I'VE COME TO HELP YOU WITH DESTROYING WHAT YOU LOVE SO I CAN BE FREE
I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND , I'M NOT A ANGEL FORGET WHAT YOU STUPID PONIES KNOW ?
I'M JUST A CHANGELING WOMEN WHOSE CIRCUMSTANCES WENT WITH MY CONTROL
MY CONTROL, WE ALL NEED CONTROL BITCHES HAAAAAAAA! I QUEEN CHRYSALIS NEED CONTROL , WE ALL NEED CONTROL FUCKERS !!!!
I AM THE IMPOSSTOR PONY (SECRET,SECRET, I'VE GOT A SECRET )
WHO HIDES UNDER MY INSECT FACE (SECRT,SECRET, I'VE GOT A SECRET )
SO NO PONY LIKE YOU BITCH PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE CAN SEE (SECRET , SECRET, I'VE GOT A SECRET )
MY TRUE CHANGELING QUEEN IDENTITY
{BRIDGE}
EVIO CHANGELINGOTO MS. CHRYSALISOTO
EVIO,EVIO
EVIO CHANGELINGOTO MS. CHRYSALISOTO
EVIO,EVIO
EVIO CHANGELINGOTO MS. CHRYSALISOTO
EVIO CHANGELINGOTO MS. CHRYSALISOTO
EVIO CHANGELINGOTO MS. CHRYSALISOTO
FUCK YOU , EVIL MUCH MS. CHRYSALISOTO
FOR FEEDING JOBS ON PONIES THAT NOPONY WANTS TO AND FUCK YOU EVIL MUCH , MS. CHRYSALISOTO FOR HELPING ME BASTARD KING SOMBRA UMBRA FOR ESCAPING !
JUST WHEN I NEEDED TO
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU !
I WANT TO FUCK YOU !
PLEASE , FUCK YOU ,OH
THE PROBLEM'S PLAIN TOO MUCH OF MY HIVE BASTARD CHILDREN WONT FEED ON THE PONIES
FUCKING CUNT STARLIGHT GLIMMER DESTROYED MY HIVES !
STARLIGHT GLIMMER HAS CORRUPTED MY RACE SHE HAS DELOVED THEM !
THE TIME HAS COME AT LAST
(SECRET ,SECRET, I'VE GOT A SECRET)
TO GO AWAY THIS HIVE
(SECRET,SECRET I'VE GOT A SECRET )
NOW EVERYPONY FUCKING CAN SEE
(SECRET, SECRET , I'VE GOT A SECRET)
MY TRUE IDENTITY , I'M QUEEN CUNT CHRYSALIS OF HELL , QUEEN CUNT CHRYSALIS OF HELL!,
QUEEN CUNT CHRYSALIS OF HELL!,
QUEEN CUNT CHRYSALIS OF HELL!
COME SOAR AWAY
I'M SOARING AWAY SET A RAINBOOM COURSE FOR THE CLOUDSDALE !
I'VE GOT TO BE ME TO FACE THE LIFE THAT'S AHEAD OF ME.
ON FLIGHT SPITFIRE SHE MY BITCH CAPTAIN SO FLY ABOARD
I RAINBOW DASH SEARCH FOR TOMORROW ON EVERY CLOUD AND I'LL TRY OH CELESTIA I'LL TRY TO FLY ON.
I LOOK AT MY RAINBOW MANE REFLECTIONS IN THE THUNDER CLOUDS WAVES SPARK MY LOYALTY SOME HAPPY SOME SAD!
I THINK OF MAGICAL FRIENDS LIKE HUMOROUS BASTARD DISCORD CHAOS GOD AND THE LUNA DREAMS I HAD I LIVE 20% COOLER FOREVER AS MY STORY GOES ! BUT SOMEHOW DISCORD TRCKED US INTO THAT POT OF GOLD BUT I TRY MY BEST THAT SO I CAN CARRY ON .
A GATHERING OF EVIL SIRENS APPEARED SMILING ABOVE MY HEAD
ALL 3 SANG TO ME THIS SONG OF COPE AND THIS IS WHAT
THEY SAID ?
COME SOAR AWAY WITH US
COME SOAR AWAY COME SOAR AWAY !
COME SOAR AWAY WITH US
COME SOAR AWAY COME SOAR AWAY!
COME SOAR AWAY WITH US !
COME SOAR AWAY COME SOAR AWAY!
COME SOAR AWAY WITH US !
I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOOD BUT TO MY SURPRISE
THEY FLEW PAST ME LIKE FUCKING DRAGONS AND HEADED FOR EQUESTRIA
SINGING , COME SOAR AWAY , COME SOAR AWAY!
COME SOAR AWAY WITH US !
COME SOAR AWAY, COME SOAR AWAY !
COME SOAR AWAY WITH US !
COME SOAR AWAY, COME SOAR AWAY!
COME SOAR AWAY WITH US !
COME SOAR AWAY, COME SOAR AWAY!
COME SOAR AWAY WITH US !
COME SOAR AWAY, COME SOAR AWAY !
OHHHH I'M ADAIGO DAZZLE ONCE MY HERM SIDE FUCKS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU YOU'LL COME SOAR AWAY WITH ME !
COME SOAR AWAY , COME SOAR AWAY !
I'M ARIA BLAZE THE OTHER SISTER HERM SIREN NOT ONLY FUCK YOU BUT LET YOU DIE ONCE YOU SOAR AWAY WITH ME !
COME SOAR AWAY , COME SOAR AWAY !
I'M THE LAST SISTER CUNT HERM SIREN OHHHHHH COME BLEED AWAY WITH ME HAAAAAA YOU PONIES ARE SO CARING THAT'S WHY I SONATA DUSK WANT YOU FUCKING WHORES TO FUCKING DIE BUT ONLY IF YOU COME SOAR AWAY WITH ME !
SPELLGADE
OH, FATHER PONY I'M IN FEAR FOR MY LIFE FROM THE PRINCESS CELESTIA WHORE OF THE LAW
CELESTIA HAS PUT A END TO MY RUNNIN , AND I'M SO FAR FROM EQUESTRIA . OH, FATHER I CAN HEAR YOU CRYIN, YOU'RE SO SCARED AND FUCKING ALL ALONE!
PRINCESS SLUT LUNA IS COMIN' DOWN FROM THE LUNAR MOONS , AND I TRIXIE DON'T HAVE VERY LONG .
THE TRICK IS UP THE PONYVILLE NEWS IS OUT !
THEY'VE FINALLY FOUND ME !
THE SPELLGADE !
TRIXIE THE GREAT AND BITCHFUL HAD IT MADE
WITCHCRAFT FOR A BOUNTY
NEVER MORE TO GO ASTRAY
THIS'LL BE THE END TODAY
OF THE WANTED MAGIC PONY TRIXIE
OH, FATHER , I BEEN YEARS ON THE IAM,
AND HAD MAGIC PRICE ON MY PONY HEAD
PRINCESS CELESTIA SAID, "YOU STUPID CUNT TRIXIE YOU DESTROYED A TOWN WITH A DANGEROUS CREATURE CALLED A URSA MAJORS BEAR THAT KILLED THE FUCKING PONY NAMED CARROT TOP YOU'LL EITHER BE BANISHED OR SENT TO THE HELL PRISONS OF TARTARUS !
NOW CELESTIA SHE WANT'S ME TRIXIE CUNT BANISHED FROM PONYVILLE FOREVER !!!
DEAR, FATHER PONY , I CAN HEAR YOU CRYIN .
SO SCARED AND FUCKING ALONE!
PRINCESS SLUT LUNA IS COMIN' DOWN FROM THE LUNAR MOONS , AND I TRIXIE DON'T HAVE VERY LONG.
THE TRICK IS UP THE PONYVILLE NEWS IS OUT !
THEY'VE FINALLY FOUND ME !
THE SPELLGADE !
TRIXIE THE GREAT AND BITCHFUL HAD IT MADE
WITCHCRAFT FOR A BOUNTY
NEVER MORE TO GO ASTRAY
THE CANTERLOT GUARDS WILL HAVE REVENGE TODAY
ON THE WANTED MAGIC PONY TRIXIE !
OH, FATHER, I'M FEAR FOR MY LIFE FROM THE PRINCESS CELESTIA WHORE OF THE LAW !
PRINCESS SLUT LUNA IS COMIN' DOWN FROM THE LUNAR MOONS, AND I TRIXIE DON'T HAVE VERY LONG .
THE TRICK IS UP THE PONYVILLE NEWS IS OUT !
THEY'VE FINALLY FOUND ME !
THE SPELLGADE !
TRIXIE THE GREAT AND BITCHFUL HAD IT MADE
WITCHCRAFT FOR A BOUNTY
NEVER GO ASTRAY
THIS'LL BE THE END TODAY
OF THE WANTED MAGIC PONY TRIXIE!
THE WANTED MAG- MAGIC PONY TRIXIE !
AND I FUCKING DON'T WANT TO GO !
OH NO!
OH NO, AND I DON'T HAVE LONG!
(WOO!)
(WOO!)
(WUH!)
OH,NO NO! PLEASE I CUNT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE WON'T TRY TO TAME A URSA MAJOR MAGIC BEAR CUB PLEASE I FUCKING CAN'T GO !
CHAOS YOURSELF (THE ANGRY DISCORD MISCHIEVOUS GOD)
YOU SEE THE WORLD THROUGH YOUR MYTHICAL EYES
YOU'RE A TROUBLED MISCHIEF CHIMAIRA I CAN TELL
YOU'VE GOT IT ALL IN THE PALM OF YOUR CHICKEN CLAW.
BUT YOUR CHICKEN CLAW'S WET WITH MAGIC AND YOUR DRAGON LIKE HEAD NEEDS A REST
AND YOUR CHAOS YOURSELF IF YOU FUCKING DON'T BELIEVE IT !
YOU'RE CASTING YOURSELF IF YOU DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT!
WHY MUST YOU BE SUCH AN ANGRY DISCORD MISCHIEVOUS GOD
WHEN YOUR PONIES LOOK BRIGHT TO YOU
CELESTIA WHORE KNOWS OF YOUR SINSTER PLAN ? THAT COULD BIND SUCH A LAMB, SUCH A CHAOS DARING CHIMAIRA DISCORD .
YOU'RE CHAOS YOURSELF IF YOU FUCKING DON'T BELIEVE IT!
YOU'RE CASTING YOURSELF IF YOU FUCKING DON'T BELIEVE IT!
GET UP, DISCORD GET BACK ON YOUR HOOVES
YOU'RE THE ONE THEY THE MOTHER FUCKING PONIES CAN'T BEAT AND YOU KNOW IT ?
COME ON, BASTARD CHIMAIRA LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT
JUST TAKE YOUR MAGIC BEST SHOT AND DON'T BLOW IT !!!
THE ALCHEMIST PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE ILLUSION
WELCOME TO THE ALCHEMIST PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE ILLUSION !
COME ON IN AND SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING ?
PAY YOUR BITS , GET YOUR MAGIC FOR THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE FOR THE SHOW !
THE STAGE IS SET FOR OH FUCKING HELL NO STEAL OUR CUTIE MARKS CUNT OF HELL STARLIGHT GLIMMER WITH TRIXIE SHOWOFF MAGIC SLUT AS THE DJ PON 3 BAND STARTS PLAYING SUDDENLY RARITY'S HEART IS POUNDING WISHING YOU DRAGON HORNY BASTARD DRAGON SPIKY WIKY SECRETLY YOUR PHALLUS WERE FAR IN HER PUSSY NOW BUT HE'S NOT FOOLED BY THE RADIO.
THE TV OR THE UNICORIZINES THEY SHOW YOU PONYGRAPHS OF HOW YOUR LIFE SHOULD BE ?
BUT THEY'RE ARE THAT MISTAKES WHORE DELIVERY PONY DERPY HOOVES ELSE'S FANTASY !
SO IF YOU THINK MY LIFE IS COMPLETE CONFUSION
BECAUSE I PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE WHORE NEVER WIN THE GAME .
JUST REMEMBER THAT IT'S A ALCHEMIST PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE ILLUSION!
AND DEEP INSIDE US MAGICAL FUCKING PONIES WE'RE ALL THE SAME
WE'RE ALL THE SAME AWESOME BITCH PEGASUS FLYER RAINBOW DASH !
SO IF YOU THINK MY LIFE IS COMPLETE CONFUSION
BECAUSE YOUR DRAGON FRIEND SPIKE HAS GOT RARITY LAID
JUST REMEMBER THAT IT'S A ALCHEMIST PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE ILLUSION!
AND DEEP INSIDE US MAGICAL FUCKING PONIES WE'RE ALL SAME
WE'RE ALL THE SAME SHY WHORE SUCK ANGEL BUNNIES COCK FULL OF JIZZ FLUTTERSHY
EQUESTRIA MAGIC INCANTATION ,JOIN US MOTHER FUCKING HORNY PONIES IN OUR WITCHCRAFT AMBITION
GET YOURSELF MAGICALLY FUCKED BY HYENAS SOMENIGHT
SOON THEY WILL JIZZ IN YOUR ASS YOU PONDER THIS SPELL OF FUCKED UP GENDER THEY ARE UNDER ?
WE MADE THE HYENA WHORE BITCHES GET US LAID AND STILL WE PONIES STILL WE WONDER WHAT HELL THOSE HYENAS ARE ? WITH THERE ENLARGED PUSSY PSEUDO PENIS A SCREWED UP FEMALE HERM WHORE THAT WAS JUST A ALCHEMIST PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE ILLUSION !
GRAY COLOR PEGASUS(DERPY NIGHTS)
GIVE ME A FUCKING POST OFFICE JOB , GIVE ME SERCURITY
GIVE ME A FUCKING CHANCE TO SURVIVE.
I'M JUST A POOR WHORE PEGASUS PONY IN THE UNICORIMENT LINE MY SHIT, I'M HARDLY ALIVE
MY FRIENDS, DICKGIRL LOVERS, MY PARENTS YOU SEE THEM LAUGH IN MY PONY FACE.
BUT I'VE GOT THE POWER AND I'VE GOT THE WILL I'M NOT AT RARITY'S CASE
I'LL TAKE THE DERPY NIGHTS , IMPOSSIBLE ODDS
KEEPIN' MY EYE TO THE CASTLE HOLE
IF IT TAKE A CLUZY WHORE PEGASUS TO BE JUST WHAT I AM
WELL I'M GONNA BE A GRAY COLOR PEGASUS !
MAKE ME A OFFER DOCTOR TIMELORD PONY DOCTOR WHOOVES THAT YOUR BASTARD UNIVERSE CAN'T REFUSE.
MAKE ME YOUR COMPANION TO FLY IN YOUR UNICORDIS (UNIVERSE NETURAL IN COSMOS OF RETURN DIMISIONS IN SPACE) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IN THE UNICORIMENT LINE.
SO LIKE IT OR NOT , I'LL TAKE THE DERPY NIGHTS !
IMPOSSIBLE ODDS KEEPIN' MY BACK TO THE WALL IF IT TAKES ALL DERPY NIGHTS TO BE THE WHORE PEGASUS TO BE JUST WHAT I AM WELL I'M GONNA BE A GRAY COLOR PEGASUS !
KEEPIN' MY MIND ON A MAIL LIFE
WHERE HAPPINESS IS ONLY A DELIVERY AWAY
MAIL ADVICE CAN IT BE ALL I HEARD IT WAS ?
I CLOSE MY PONY EYES AND MAYBE I'M ALREADY THERE
OH WON'T YOU SHOW ME RAINBOWDASH THE FRIENDSHIP WAY
OH WON'T YOU SHOW DRUG SKANKY WHORE BITCH PINKIE PIE THE FRIENDSHIP WAY
I WANT YOUR MAGIC DAY AFTER DAY
I WANT YOUR MAGIC DAY AFTER DAY
OH FUCK IT CELESTIA SHOW ME THE FRIENDSHIP WAY
I WANT YOUR MAGIC DAY AFTER DAY !
THE FINAL TIMES (LAST SONG DEDICATED TO THE END OF MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC SEASON 9 THE FINAL SEASON )
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT WE'LL MAKE HISTORY MANE 5
RARITY YOU AND I BASTARD SPIKE AND I'LL TAKE THE RISK TO TIE BACK THE HOOVES OF TIME AND STAY WITH YOU HERE TONIGHT POOR RARITY ! I KNOW YOU FEEL THESE ARE THE WORST OF TIMES WHEN PRINCESS BITCH TWILIGHT SPARKLE DIED! I DO BELIEVE IT'S TRUE GROGAR KILLED HER DAMNIT WHEN PONIES LOCK THEIR DOORS AND HIDE INSIDE FROM THE EVIL DEMON NECROMANCER GOAT OF FUCKING BLACK MAGIC THAT BASTARD IS GROGAR RUMOR HAS IT , IT'S THE END OF EQUESTRIA BUT I PRINCESS STARLIGHT STRONG CUNT IF THE EQUESTRIA PASSED US BY ! RARITY DRAMA QUEEN GIRLFRIEND BITCH I SPIKY WIKY WOULDN'T HAVE TO CRY, NO NO
THE FINAL TIMES ARE WHEN I'M ALONE WITH YOU RARITY
SOME RAINBOOM SOME CELESTIA SHINE , WE'LL MAKE THIS WORLD FOR ANOTHER SIX OUR DEAR FUCKING PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE MEMORIES OF YESTERDAY OF HER DEATH WILL LAST A LIFETIME.
WE'LL TAKE THE BEST , FORGET THE REST AND SOMEDAY WE'LL FIND THESE ARE THE FINAL TIMES !
THESE ARE THE FINAL TIMES!
THE PONYVILLE HEADLINES READ , "THESE ARE THE FUCKING WORSE OF TIMES"
I STARLIGHT GLIMMER CAN'T DAMNIT BELIEVE IT'S TRUE TWILIGHT IS FFFFUCKING GONE !
I FEEL SO SELFISH LIKE A MOAT AGAINST THE PRIDE
I WISH THE SUMMER WINDS COULD BRING BACK OUR FRIEND BACK FUCK EQUESTRIA
BUT I DISCORD KNOW MY FAVORITE SLUT FLUTTERSHY IF THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN ISN'T MY DOING THIS TIME !
FLUTTERSHY , I KNOW YOU'D ALWAYS BE AROUND, ME ME DISCORD ! THE FINAL TIMES ARE WHEN YOUR FUCKING ME NAUGHTY CHAOS GOD DISCORD I'M ALONE WITH YOU
SOME RAINBOOM SOME CELESTIA SHINE , WE'LL MAKE THIS WORLD FOR ANOTHER SIX . THE FINAL TIMES ARE WHEN I'M ALONE WITH YOU MANE ANOTHER SIX !
SOME RAINBOOM SOME CELESTIA SHINE, WE'LL MAKE THIS A WORLD FOR ANOTHER SIX !!!
Sorry guys, I don't know happened with those lyrics I wrote so hard for if I lost them forever I probably cry because these are parody songs from my heart ! Anyway at lease Imade another rainbooming copy enjoy everypony this is Styx !
EXPLICIT LYRICS !
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES
MAGIC BALL
RARITY I LOVE YOU
MS. CHRYSALISOTO
COME SOAR AWAY
SPELLGADE
CHAOS YOURSELF (THE ANGRY DISCORD MISCHIEVOUS GOD)
THE ALCHEMIST PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE ILLUSION
GRAY COLOR PEGASUS (DERPY NIGHTS)
SHOW ME THE FRIENDSHIP WAY
THE FINAL TIMES
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES
YEAH, I'M PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE SITTING MY ASS ON THIS CASTLE THRONE , TALKING LIKE A DAMN FOOL .
GOT THE CELESTIA MAGIC CLOCK NEWS BLUES AND I'VE GIVEN UP HOPE FOR THE AFTERNOON CROAKS.
AND BOTTLE OF COLD PONYSHINE IS ANY WONDER I TWILIGHT NOT CRAZY?
IS IT ANY WONDER I TWILIGHT SANE AT ALL ?
WELL I'M RAINBOWDASH SO TIRED OF LOSING - I GOT NOTHING TO DO AND ALL DAY TO DO IT .
WELL, I'D GO OUT SOARIN' BUT CLOUDDALE IS MY PLACE TO GO AND ALL WONDERBOLTS NIGHTS TO GET THERE.
IS ANY WONDER I TWILIGHT I'M NOT A CRIMINAL?
IS ANY WONDER I TWILIGHT NOT LOCKED UP AT THE FUCKING DARK TARTARUS PRISON ?
IS IT ANY WONDER I TWILIGHT KNOW I'VE GOT TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES ?
IT'S TICKING AWAY WITH MY PRINCESS WHORE SANITY
I'VE GOT TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES!
IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE SUCH A CALAMITY
I'VE GOT TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES !
AND IT'S TICKING AWAY , TICKING AWAY FROM ME TWILIGHT SPARKLE !!!!
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES !
(IT'S FFFFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKING TTTTT TICKING AWAY !)
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES !
(AND A WHORE FUCKING SLUT LIKE ME TWILIGHT SPARKLE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF)
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES!
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES!
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES!
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES!
NOW, I'M A ALICORN PRINCESS MAGIC GENIUS - I CAN SOLVE A FRIENDSHIP PROBLEMS WITHOUT EVEN TRYING.
I GOT A CLUZY SLUT DELIVERY PONY FRIEND AND DERPY HOOVES FUN NEVER ENDS.
THAT IS , AS LONG AS I'M TRYING
IS ANY WONDER I'M NOT THE CUNT CHANGELING QUEEN FROM HELL ?
IS ANY WONDER I'M MISCHIEF AND CHAOS?
IS ANY WONDER I TWILIGHT SPARKLE KNOW I'VE GOT TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES ?
IT'S TICKING AWAY WITH MY PRINCESS WHORE SANITY
I'VE GOT TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES !
IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE SUCH A CALAMITY
I GOT TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES!
AND IT'S TICKING AWAY, TICKING AWAY FROM ME TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!!
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES!
(FFFFFFUUUCK TTTTT-TICKING AWAY)
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES!
(AND A WHORE FUCKING SLUT LIKE ME TWILIGHT SPARKLE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF )
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES!
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES!
(TTTT- TICKING AWAY)
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES!
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES!
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES!
(TOO MY TIME ON MY )
MAGIC BALL
I TWILIGHT SPARKLE USED TO LIKE TO WALK THE NARROW LINE TO PONYVILLE
I USED TO THINK THAT EVERYTHING WAS FINE
SOMETIMES I'D SIT AND STUDY FOR 20 MOON DAYS
THROUGH PRINCESS BITCH LUNA DREAMS
ALL ALONE IN MY ROOM TRAPPED IN TIME.
I WONDER WHAT TOMORROW HAS IN MIND FOR ME PRINCESS WHORE CELESTIA OR AM I EVEN IN IT'S MAGIC MIND AT ALL.
PERHAPS , I'LL GET THAT CHANCE TO LOOK AHEAD AND SEE
SOON AS I PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE BITCH FIND MYSELF A MAGIC BALL
SOON AS I PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE TWILIGHT SPARKLE BITCH FIND MYSELF A MAGIC BALL !
WELL,YOU TELL ME STAR SWIRLED THE BEARDED WHERE I'M GOING YOU SAY YOU KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN ?
TELL ME , TELL ME , STAR SWIRLED THE BEARDED THAT A EVIL CHANGELING CUNT QUEEN CHRYSALIS FROM HELL WANTS TO DESTROY PONYVILLE AND THEN TELL ME AGAIN !
MY ALICORN HEART IS BREAKING , MY BODY'S ACHING BECAUSE MY FRIENDS PUT ME DOWN FUCKING HURT MY FEELINGS AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO .
SO TELL ME, TELL ME STAR SWIRLED THE BEARDED WON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU FUCKING KNOW ABOUT THE CHAOS GOD OF MISCHIEF DISCORD I'VE JUST GOTTA KNOW?
MAGIC BALL
THERE'S SO MANY ALCHEMIST STUDIES I NEED TO KNOW?
MAGIC BALL
THERE'S SO MANY ALCHEMIST STUDIES I NEED TO KNOW?
MAGIC BALL
WON'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE BASTARD WIZARD TIREK CENTAUR KILLS ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING PONIES IN EQUESTRIA BEFORE I GO ?
MAGIC BALL
OH, TELL ME,TELL ME STAR SWIRLED THE BEARDED WHERE I'M GOING
YOU SAY YOU KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN ?
TELL ME, TELL ME , WON'T YOU TELL ME STAR SWIRLED THE BEARDED WHY THIS EVIL CUNT CULT PONY WANTS TO KILL OFF OUR TALENTS AND TELL ME TWILIGHT AGAIN ABOUT THIS FAKE PROPAGANDA CULT PONY STARLIGHT GLIMMER .
MY ALICORN HEART IS BREAKING , BODY ACHING BECAUSE ASSHOLE DRAGON BASTARD THINKS THIS SLUDGE GUY WAS HIS REAL FATHER AND SPIKE HURT MY DAMN FEELING AS A FRIEND AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO.
SO TELL ME, TELL ME STAR SWIRL WIZARD IF YOU KNOW OF A FILLY THAT ACTS INNOCENT THE DEMON CHILD ADULT PONY HER WHORE NAME IS COZY GLOW DON'T LET HER FRIENDSHIP FOOL YOU SHE'S THE DEVIL FROM HELL BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW ?
MAGIC BALL
OH, SO MANY EVIL'S MAY DESTROY US ALL I ALREADY KNOW ?
MAGIC BALL
THERE'S A SATAN DEMON NECROMANCER GOAT NAMED GROGAR THAT BASTARD FUCKING SCARES ME WON'T YOU TELL ME IF I'M GOING TO FUCKING DIE BEFORE MY FRIENDS BEFORE I GO
MAGIC BALL !!!!
RARITY I LOVE YOU
RARITY,I'M LEAVING
I SPIKY WIKY MUST BE ON MY WAY
THE TIME TO FUCKING GROW UP IS DRAWING NEAR
MY WINGS ARE SOARIN
I SEE IT IN YOUR EYES
THE LOVE, THE NEED, YOUR TEARS
BUT A BASTARD HORNY DRAGON LIKE ME KNOWS I'LL BE LONELY WITHOUT YOU AND I NEED YOUR LOVE DRAMA QUEEN WHORE PONY TO SEE ME THROUGH.
PLEASE BELIEVE ME MY GEM IS IN YOUR HOOF AND I SPIKE WILL BE MISSING YOU !
'CAUSE YOU KNOW IT'S YOU ,RARITY
WHENEVER I GET WEARY AND I'VE HAD ENOUGH FEEL LIKE GIVING UP YOU KNOW IT'S YOU ,RARITY
GIVING A DRAGON THE COURAGE AND STRENGTH I NEED
PLEASE BELIEVE ME THAT IT'S TRUE
RARITY, I LOVE YOU !
YOU KNOW IT'S YOU , RARITY
WHENEVER I GET WEARY AND I'VE HAD ENOUGH
FEEL LIKE FUCKING GIVING UP YOU KNOW IT'S YOU , RARITY
GIVING A DRAGON THE COURAGE AND STRENGTH I NEED PLEASE BELIEVE THAT IT'S TRUE
OHHHHH, I SPIKY WIKY FUCKING LOVE YOU YES, RARITY I LOVE YOU !
MS. CHRYSALISOTO
(EVIO CHANGELINGOTO MS. CHRYSALISOTO)
(EVIO CHANGELINGOTO MS. CHRYSALISOTO)
(MAGTA AU-OO-HIVMA DE )
EVIO CHANGELINGOTO MS. CHRYSALISOTO)
UNICORNIMITSU WO HATERI TAI)
YOU'RE WONDERING WHO THE FUCK I AM (SECRET,SECRET, I'VE GOT A SECRET)
CHANGELING OR CRYSTAL EMPIRE PONY (SECRET , SECRET, I'VE GOT A SECRET)
WITH PARTS MADE IN UNIPAN (SECRET , SECRET , I'VE GOT A SECRET )
I AM THE TRICKSTER PONY WOMAN .
I'VE GOT A CUNT SECRET I'VE BEEN DISGUISING UNDER MY SKIN
MY HEART IS DARK , MY BLOOD IS EVIL MY BRAIN HIVE
SO IF YOU SEE ME ACTING STRANGELY YOU MANE SIX DON'T BE SURPRISED I'M JUST A EVIL WHORE PONY WOMEN WHO NEEDED SOMEPONY TO HIDE SOMEWHERE TO FEED ON YOUR LIVES , JUST EAT YOU ALIVE !
SOMEWHERE TO HIDE TO KEEP FEEDING ON YOUR LIVES
I'M NOT A FUCKING PONY WITHOUT EMOTIONS I'M NOT WHAT YOU SEE I'VE COME TO HELP YOU WITH DESTROYING WHAT YOU LOVE SO I CAN BE FREE
I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND , I'M NOT A ANGEL FORGET WHAT YOU STUPID PONIES KNOW ?
I'M JUST A CHANGELING WOMEN WHOSE CIRCUMSTANCES WENT WITH MY CONTROL
MY CONTROL, WE ALL NEED CONTROL BITCHES HAAAAAAAA! I QUEEN CHRYSALIS NEED CONTROL , WE ALL NEED CONTROL FUCKERS !!!!
I AM THE IMPOSSTOR PONY (SECRET,SECRET, I'VE GOT A SECRET )
WHO HIDES UNDER MY INSECT FACE (SECRT,SECRET, I'VE GOT A SECRET )
SO NO PONY LIKE YOU BITCH PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE CAN SEE (SECRET , SECRET, I'VE GOT A SECRET )
MY TRUE CHANGELING QUEEN IDENTITY
{BRIDGE}
EVIO CHANGELINGOTO MS. CHRYSALISOTO
EVIO,EVIO
EVIO CHANGELINGOTO MS. CHRYSALISOTO
EVIO,EVIO
EVIO CHANGELINGOTO MS. CHRYSALISOTO
EVIO CHANGELINGOTO MS. CHRYSALISOTO
EVIO CHANGELINGOTO MS. CHRYSALISOTO
FUCK YOU , EVIL MUCH MS. CHRYSALISOTO
FOR FEEDING JOBS ON PONIES THAT NOPONY WANTS TO AND FUCK YOU EVIL MUCH , MS. CHRYSALISOTO FOR HELPING ME BASTARD KING SOMBRA UMBRA FOR ESCAPING !
JUST WHEN I NEEDED TO
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU !
I WANT TO FUCK YOU !
PLEASE , FUCK YOU ,OH
THE PROBLEM'S PLAIN TOO MUCH OF MY HIVE BASTARD CHILDREN WONT FEED ON THE PONIES
FUCKING CUNT STARLIGHT GLIMMER DESTROYED MY HIVES !
STARLIGHT GLIMMER HAS CORRUPTED MY RACE SHE HAS DELOVED THEM !
THE TIME HAS COME AT LAST
(SECRET ,SECRET, I'VE GOT A SECRET)
TO GO AWAY THIS HIVE
(SECRET,SECRET I'VE GOT A SECRET )
NOW EVERYPONY FUCKING CAN SEE
(SECRET, SECRET , I'VE GOT A SECRET)
MY TRUE IDENTITY , I'M QUEEN CUNT CHRYSALIS OF HELL , QUEEN CUNT CHRYSALIS OF HELL!,
QUEEN CUNT CHRYSALIS OF HELL!,
QUEEN CUNT CHRYSALIS OF HELL!
COME SOAR AWAY
I'M SOARING AWAY SET A RAINBOOM COURSE FOR THE CLOUDSDALE !
I'VE GOT TO BE ME TO FACE THE LIFE THAT'S AHEAD OF ME.
ON FLIGHT SPITFIRE SHE MY BITCH CAPTAIN SO FLY ABOARD
I RAINBOW DASH SEARCH FOR TOMORROW ON EVERY CLOUD AND I'LL TRY OH CELESTIA I'LL TRY TO FLY ON.
I LOOK AT MY RAINBOW MANE REFLECTIONS IN THE THUNDER CLOUDS WAVES SPARK MY LOYALTY SOME HAPPY SOME SAD!
I THINK OF MAGICAL FRIENDS LIKE HUMOROUS BASTARD DISCORD CHAOS GOD AND THE LUNA DREAMS I HAD I LIVE 20% COOLER FOREVER AS MY STORY GOES ! BUT SOMEHOW DISCORD TRCKED US INTO THAT POT OF GOLD BUT I TRY MY BEST THAT SO I CAN CARRY ON .
A GATHERING OF EVIL SIRENS APPEARED SMILING ABOVE MY HEAD
ALL 3 SANG TO ME THIS SONG OF COPE AND THIS IS WHAT
THEY SAID ?
COME SOAR AWAY WITH US
COME SOAR AWAY COME SOAR AWAY !
COME SOAR AWAY WITH US
COME SOAR AWAY COME SOAR AWAY!
COME SOAR AWAY WITH US !
COME SOAR AWAY COME SOAR AWAY!
COME SOAR AWAY WITH US !
I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOOD BUT TO MY SURPRISE
THEY FLEW PAST ME LIKE FUCKING DRAGONS AND HEADED FOR EQUESTRIA
SINGING , COME SOAR AWAY , COME SOAR AWAY!
COME SOAR AWAY WITH US !
COME SOAR AWAY, COME SOAR AWAY !
COME SOAR AWAY WITH US !
COME SOAR AWAY, COME SOAR AWAY!
COME SOAR AWAY WITH US !
COME SOAR AWAY, COME SOAR AWAY!
COME SOAR AWAY WITH US !
COME SOAR AWAY, COME SOAR AWAY !
OHHHH I'M ADAIGO DAZZLE ONCE MY HERM SIDE FUCKS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU YOU'LL COME SOAR AWAY WITH ME !
COME SOAR AWAY , COME SOAR AWAY !
I'M ARIA BLAZE THE OTHER SISTER HERM SIREN NOT ONLY FUCK YOU BUT LET YOU DIE ONCE YOU SOAR AWAY WITH ME !
COME SOAR AWAY , COME SOAR AWAY !
I'M THE LAST SISTER CUNT HERM SIREN OHHHHHH COME BLEED AWAY WITH ME HAAAAAA YOU PONIES ARE SO CARING THAT'S WHY I SONATA DUSK WANT YOU FUCKING WHORES TO FUCKING DIE BUT ONLY IF YOU COME SOAR AWAY WITH ME !
SPELLGADE
OH, FATHER PONY I'M IN FEAR FOR MY LIFE FROM THE PRINCESS CELESTIA WHORE OF THE LAW
CELESTIA HAS PUT A END TO MY RUNNIN , AND I'M SO FAR FROM EQUESTRIA . OH, FATHER I CAN HEAR YOU CRYIN, YOU'RE SO SCARED AND FUCKING ALL ALONE!
PRINCESS SLUT LUNA IS COMIN' DOWN FROM THE LUNAR MOONS , AND I TRIXIE DON'T HAVE VERY LONG .
THE TRICK IS UP THE PONYVILLE NEWS IS OUT !
THEY'VE FINALLY FOUND ME !
THE SPELLGADE !
TRIXIE THE GREAT AND BITCHFUL HAD IT MADE
WITCHCRAFT FOR A BOUNTY
NEVER MORE TO GO ASTRAY
THIS'LL BE THE END TODAY
OF THE WANTED MAGIC PONY TRIXIE
OH, FATHER , I BEEN YEARS ON THE IAM,
AND HAD MAGIC PRICE ON MY PONY HEAD
PRINCESS CELESTIA SAID, "YOU STUPID CUNT TRIXIE YOU DESTROYED A TOWN WITH A DANGEROUS CREATURE CALLED A URSA MAJORS BEAR THAT KILLED THE FUCKING PONY NAMED CARROT TOP YOU'LL EITHER BE BANISHED OR SENT TO THE HELL PRISONS OF TARTARUS !
NOW CELESTIA SHE WANT'S ME TRIXIE CUNT BANISHED FROM PONYVILLE FOREVER !!!
DEAR, FATHER PONY , I CAN HEAR YOU CRYIN .
SO SCARED AND FUCKING ALONE!
PRINCESS SLUT LUNA IS COMIN' DOWN FROM THE LUNAR MOONS , AND I TRIXIE DON'T HAVE VERY LONG.
THE TRICK IS UP THE PONYVILLE NEWS IS OUT !
THEY'VE FINALLY FOUND ME !
THE SPELLGADE !
TRIXIE THE GREAT AND BITCHFUL HAD IT MADE
WITCHCRAFT FOR A BOUNTY
NEVER MORE TO GO ASTRAY
THE CANTERLOT GUARDS WILL HAVE REVENGE TODAY
ON THE WANTED MAGIC PONY TRIXIE !
OH, FATHER, I'M FEAR FOR MY LIFE FROM THE PRINCESS CELESTIA WHORE OF THE LAW !
PRINCESS SLUT LUNA IS COMIN' DOWN FROM THE LUNAR MOONS, AND I TRIXIE DON'T HAVE VERY LONG .
THE TRICK IS UP THE PONYVILLE NEWS IS OUT !
THEY'VE FINALLY FOUND ME !
THE SPELLGADE !
TRIXIE THE GREAT AND BITCHFUL HAD IT MADE
WITCHCRAFT FOR A BOUNTY
NEVER GO ASTRAY
THIS'LL BE THE END TODAY
OF THE WANTED MAGIC PONY TRIXIE!
THE WANTED MAG- MAGIC PONY TRIXIE !
AND I FUCKING DON'T WANT TO GO !
OH NO!
OH NO, AND I DON'T HAVE LONG!
(WOO!)
(WOO!)
(WUH!)
OH,NO NO! PLEASE I CUNT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE WON'T TRY TO TAME A URSA MAJOR MAGIC BEAR CUB PLEASE I FUCKING CAN'T GO !
CHAOS YOURSELF (THE ANGRY DISCORD MISCHIEVOUS GOD)
YOU SEE THE WORLD THROUGH YOUR MYTHICAL EYES
YOU'RE A TROUBLED MISCHIEF CHIMAIRA I CAN TELL
YOU'VE GOT IT ALL IN THE PALM OF YOUR CHICKEN CLAW.
BUT YOUR CHICKEN CLAW'S WET WITH MAGIC AND YOUR DRAGON LIKE HEAD NEEDS A REST
AND YOUR CHAOS YOURSELF IF YOU FUCKING DON'T BELIEVE IT !
YOU'RE CASTING YOURSELF IF YOU DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT!
WHY MUST YOU BE SUCH AN ANGRY DISCORD MISCHIEVOUS GOD
WHEN YOUR PONIES LOOK BRIGHT TO YOU
CELESTIA WHORE KNOWS OF YOUR SINSTER PLAN ? THAT COULD BIND SUCH A LAMB, SUCH A CHAOS DARING CHIMAIRA DISCORD .
YOU'RE CHAOS YOURSELF IF YOU FUCKING DON'T BELIEVE IT!
YOU'RE CASTING YOURSELF IF YOU FUCKING DON'T BELIEVE IT!
GET UP, DISCORD GET BACK ON YOUR HOOVES
YOU'RE THE ONE THEY THE MOTHER FUCKING PONIES CAN'T BEAT AND YOU KNOW IT ?
COME ON, BASTARD CHIMAIRA LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT
JUST TAKE YOUR MAGIC BEST SHOT AND DON'T BLOW IT !!!
THE ALCHEMIST PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE ILLUSION
WELCOME TO THE ALCHEMIST PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE ILLUSION !
COME ON IN AND SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING ?
PAY YOUR BITS , GET YOUR MAGIC FOR THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE FOR THE SHOW !
THE STAGE IS SET FOR OH FUCKING HELL NO STEAL OUR CUTIE MARKS CUNT OF HELL STARLIGHT GLIMMER WITH TRIXIE SHOWOFF MAGIC SLUT AS THE DJ PON 3 BAND STARTS PLAYING SUDDENLY RARITY'S HEART IS POUNDING WISHING YOU DRAGON HORNY BASTARD DRAGON SPIKY WIKY SECRETLY YOUR PHALLUS WERE FAR IN HER PUSSY NOW BUT HE'S NOT FOOLED BY THE RADIO.
THE TV OR THE UNICORIZINES THEY SHOW YOU PONYGRAPHS OF HOW YOUR LIFE SHOULD BE ?
BUT THEY'RE ARE THAT MISTAKES WHORE DELIVERY PONY DERPY HOOVES ELSE'S FANTASY !
SO IF YOU THINK MY LIFE IS COMPLETE CONFUSION
BECAUSE I PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE WHORE NEVER WIN THE GAME .
JUST REMEMBER THAT IT'S A ALCHEMIST PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE ILLUSION!
AND DEEP INSIDE US MAGICAL FUCKING PONIES WE'RE ALL THE SAME
WE'RE ALL THE SAME AWESOME BITCH PEGASUS FLYER RAINBOW DASH !
SO IF YOU THINK MY LIFE IS COMPLETE CONFUSION
BECAUSE YOUR DRAGON FRIEND SPIKE HAS GOT RARITY LAID
JUST REMEMBER THAT IT'S A ALCHEMIST PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE ILLUSION!
AND DEEP INSIDE US MAGICAL FUCKING PONIES WE'RE ALL SAME
WE'RE ALL THE SAME SHY WHORE SUCK ANGEL BUNNIES COCK FULL OF JIZZ FLUTTERSHY
EQUESTRIA MAGIC INCANTATION ,JOIN US MOTHER FUCKING HORNY PONIES IN OUR WITCHCRAFT AMBITION
GET YOURSELF MAGICALLY FUCKED BY HYENAS SOMENIGHT
SOON THEY WILL JIZZ IN YOUR ASS YOU PONDER THIS SPELL OF FUCKED UP GENDER THEY ARE UNDER ?
WE MADE THE HYENA WHORE BITCHES GET US LAID AND STILL WE PONIES STILL WE WONDER WHAT HELL THOSE HYENAS ARE ? WITH THERE ENLARGED PUSSY PSEUDO PENIS A SCREWED UP FEMALE HERM WHORE THAT WAS JUST A ALCHEMIST PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE ILLUSION !
GRAY COLOR PEGASUS(DERPY NIGHTS)
GIVE ME A FUCKING POST OFFICE JOB , GIVE ME SERCURITY
GIVE ME A FUCKING CHANCE TO SURVIVE.
I'M JUST A POOR WHORE PEGASUS PONY IN THE UNICORIMENT LINE MY SHIT, I'M HARDLY ALIVE
MY FRIENDS, DICKGIRL LOVERS, MY PARENTS YOU SEE THEM LAUGH IN MY PONY FACE.
BUT I'VE GOT THE POWER AND I'VE GOT THE WILL I'M NOT AT RARITY'S CASE
I'LL TAKE THE DERPY NIGHTS , IMPOSSIBLE ODDS
KEEPIN' MY EYE TO THE CASTLE HOLE
IF IT TAKE A CLUZY WHORE PEGASUS TO BE JUST WHAT I AM
WELL I'M GONNA BE A GRAY COLOR PEGASUS !
MAKE ME A OFFER DOCTOR TIMELORD PONY DOCTOR WHOOVES THAT YOUR BASTARD UNIVERSE CAN'T REFUSE.
MAKE ME YOUR COMPANION TO FLY IN YOUR UNICORDIS (UNIVERSE NETURAL IN COSMOS OF RETURN DIMISIONS IN SPACE) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IN THE UNICORIMENT LINE.
SO LIKE IT OR NOT , I'LL TAKE THE DERPY NIGHTS !
IMPOSSIBLE ODDS KEEPIN' MY BACK TO THE WALL IF IT TAKES ALL DERPY NIGHTS TO BE THE WHORE PEGASUS TO BE JUST WHAT I AM WELL I'M GONNA BE A GRAY COLOR PEGASUS !
KEEPIN' MY MIND ON A MAIL LIFE
WHERE HAPPINESS IS ONLY A DELIVERY AWAY
MAIL ADVICE CAN IT BE ALL I HEARD IT WAS ?
I CLOSE MY PONY EYES AND MAYBE I'M ALREADY THERE
OH WON'T YOU SHOW ME RAINBOWDASH THE FRIENDSHIP WAY
OH WON'T YOU SHOW DRUG SKANKY WHORE BITCH PINKIE PIE THE FRIENDSHIP WAY
I WANT YOUR MAGIC DAY AFTER DAY
I WANT YOUR MAGIC DAY AFTER DAY
OH FUCK IT CELESTIA SHOW ME THE FRIENDSHIP WAY
I WANT YOUR MAGIC DAY AFTER DAY !
THE FINAL TIMES (LAST SONG DEDICATED TO THE END OF MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC SEASON 9 THE FINAL SEASON )
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT WE'LL MAKE HISTORY MANE 5
RARITY YOU AND I BASTARD SPIKE AND I'LL TAKE THE RISK TO TIE BACK THE HOOVES OF TIME AND STAY WITH YOU HERE TONIGHT POOR RARITY ! I KNOW YOU FEEL THESE ARE THE WORST OF TIMES WHEN PRINCESS BITCH TWILIGHT SPARKLE DIED! I DO BELIEVE IT'S TRUE GROGAR KILLED HER DAMNIT WHEN PONIES LOCK THEIR DOORS AND HIDE INSIDE FROM THE EVIL DEMON NECROMANCER GOAT OF FUCKING BLACK MAGIC THAT BASTARD IS GROGAR RUMOR HAS IT , IT'S THE END OF EQUESTRIA BUT I PRINCESS STARLIGHT STRONG CUNT IF THE EQUESTRIA PASSED US BY ! RARITY DRAMA QUEEN GIRLFRIEND BITCH I SPIKY WIKY WOULDN'T HAVE TO CRY, NO NO
THE FINAL TIMES ARE WHEN I'M ALONE WITH YOU RARITY
SOME RAINBOOM SOME CELESTIA SHINE , WE'LL MAKE THIS WORLD FOR ANOTHER SIX OUR DEAR FUCKING PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE MEMORIES OF YESTERDAY OF HER DEATH WILL LAST A LIFETIME.
WE'LL TAKE THE BEST , FORGET THE REST AND SOMEDAY WE'LL FIND THESE ARE THE FINAL TIMES !
THESE ARE THE FINAL TIMES!
THE PONYVILLE HEADLINES READ , "THESE ARE THE FUCKING WORSE OF TIMES"
I STARLIGHT GLIMMER CAN'T DAMNIT BELIEVE IT'S TRUE TWILIGHT IS FFFFUCKING GONE !
I FEEL SO SELFISH LIKE A MOAT AGAINST THE PRIDE
I WISH THE SUMMER WINDS COULD BRING BACK OUR FRIEND BACK FUCK EQUESTRIA
BUT I DISCORD KNOW MY FAVORITE SLUT FLUTTERSHY IF THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN ISN'T MY DOING THIS TIME !
FLUTTERSHY , I KNOW YOU'D ALWAYS BE AROUND, ME ME DISCORD ! THE FINAL TIMES ARE WHEN YOUR FUCKING ME NAUGHTY CHAOS GOD DISCORD I'M ALONE WITH YOU
SOME RAINBOOM SOME CELESTIA SHINE , WE'LL MAKE THIS WORLD FOR ANOTHER SIX . THE FINAL TIMES ARE WHEN I'M ALONE WITH YOU MANE ANOTHER SIX !
SOME RAINBOOM SOME CELESTIA SHINE, WE'LL MAKE THIS A WORLD FOR ANOTHER SIX !!!
Sorry guys, I don't know happened with those lyrics I wrote so hard for if I lost them forever I probably cry because these are parody songs from my heart ! Anyway at lease Imade another rainbooming copy enjoy everypony this is Styx !