-Chapter Six continued...
The shanghaied ship came slamming into the ground hard enough to lift the mouse, bat and cloaked alien right off their feet. Under the circumstances, all three suspended their stalking and awaited whatever was to come next, though Raven and Fangs had less of an idea of what that might be than their prey who, in anticipation of the bachelor party’s emergence, set his weapon to freeze... he wasn’t taking the chance that his hostages would escape a second time.
No sooner had the hatch opened than Colette leapt out. “Earth!” she cried as she clutched at the ground, her tail flailing about joyously. The rest of the bachelor party wasn’t far behind and soon all had exited the vessel.
The alien criminal deactivated his cloaking field and emerged from the bushes. “No more tricks!” he commanded, taking aim at the assembled group before him.
“Says who?!” Raven yelled as she and Fangs jumped him. Their effort to subdue the alien was not quite as successful as they’d hoped as he was quickly able to shake off the both of them. Before the young mouse could right herself and make another lunge she found herself in the cross hairs of his weapon. Raven’s fear, what little the teen actually had, dissipated as quickly as the energy beam upon hitting her.
Being unaware that the youth’s cloak made her immune to a broad range of weaponry, the criminal was left wondering why the mouse didn’t have icicles dangling from her nose. He looked closely at the emitter crystal at the end of the weapon assuming that maybe there was something physically wrong with the device itself. In fact, he was so wrapped up in his concern for his malfunctioning weapon that he was unaware that the authorities had arrived.
“FREEZE!!” Officer Ybrik shouted.
The sudden noise so stunned the alien criminal that he inadvertently pulled the trigger... and froze himself.
“Heh-HEH-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, hoo!” Gunther cackled in amusement.
Noodlum turned to his partner, “Why can’t more crooks be that considerate?”
Replacing his sidearm in his holster, Ybrik addressed the assembled locals, “We’ll have to ask for all of you to return with us to the station to provide statements, you are all witnesses after all. It shouldn’t take more than a few hours.”
“Hours?!” Chip exclaimed.
“If you’ll excuse me, lads,” Darby began, stepping forward, “I believe diplomatic immunity would preclude hauling me back to ‘the station’.”
“How do you figure?” Ybrik inquired.
“I am Darby Spree, King of the Leprechauns,” the monarch replied proudly.
Ybrik turned to his partner for verification, “Noodlum?”
“I’m checking,” the other officer mumbled as he checked a portable database, “Let’s see... Leprechauns... hereditary monarchy... current monarch: Darby Spree. Yep, he checks out.”
“Sorry for the inconvenience, your majesty,” Ybrik offered, “Now, the rest of you-”
“Are me royal entourage,” Darby interrupted.
“I beg your pardon?”
“What kind of King travels without his bodyguards and advisors?” Darby asked rhetorically, motioning to the bachelor party, then, pulling Colette over with an arm around her waist, added, “Not to mention me lovely consort.”
“Eeeewww!” the squirrel blurted out in disgust. Receiving a discreet jab from Chip, she amended with a forced smile, “I mean, you betcha!”
“What do you think?” Ybrik asked his partner.
“I think my wife’ll have my head if I’m late for dinner again,” Noodlum replied.
“Very well then,” Ybrik nodded to Darby and ‘his people’, “We won’t take up any more of your time.”
After the alien officers had stowed their prisoner and had departed with the stolen vessel in tow, Chip turned to his Irish guest, “That was some quick thinking- um, Darby?”
“Looks like he already split,” Dale commented, noting the leprechaun’s absence.
“That’s probably what we should be doing!” Monty pointed out.
“Right!” Chip declared as he broke into a run, “We’ve got a wedding to get to!”
“Aw, but I wanted that pot of gold,” Bob complained as he followed.
Dale tried to console him, “Trust me, it’s more trouble than it’s worth.”
Guests had already taken their seats within the open-air chapel just inside the edge of the forest when more sensitive ears detected frantic scampering in the distance. The sanctuary in which they waited was ringed by interlocking trellises gayly bedecked with flowers and streamers which meant the only clear line of sight was through the archway in the rear where the bride was to enter. The curious turned about in hopes of catching sight of the whoever it was, if they happened to pass that way. They were not disappointed... well, not entirely. The blur that tore past wasn’t visible long enough to make out much in the way of details, though at the very least it appeared to be a dark brown mouse on all fours.
“What’s he wearing?” someone asked, “A cape?”
“I think that was the bride’s daughter,” another supposed.
Indeed, it was Raven that had zoomed past. The groom’s tent had been reached first as it was closest along the path of travel, leaving her to sprint the last few feet to the bridal tent alone.
“That sounds like our missing bridesmaid now,” Foxglove noted as her ears twitched.
Soon the other ladies within the bridal tent heard the distinctive pattering of four paws on slightly dewy grass... which culminated in an odd ‘slushing’ sound. All eyes were on the entrance when Raven went sailing by on her stomach, pawing frantically at the ground. They would have heard the girl bemoan in the most graphic vulgarity having lost her footing had they not broken out into raucous laughter at the expression they’d seen on her face as she passed.
“Chip’s here!” Raven exclaimed once she finally made it into the tent, “No need to kill him.”
“I’m not going to kill him,” Dee chuckled, “I’m going to marry him.” Raven stared in horror at the implication. “Not in the vengeful ‘I’ll make him wish he was dead’ way,” she reassured her daughter, “I just assumed the bachelor party ran long.” After a pause, Dee added conspiratorially, “By the way, you owe me details.”
“I’d have better details if Fangs and I hadn’t followed that stupid Trojan cake of yours,” Raven groused as she frantically dressed. Dee and the others who had been at the bachelorette party couldn’t help but break into a fit of poorly concealed giggles as they remembered the previous night. “Yeah, laugh it up,” the teen replied sarcastically, straightening out her dress, “You weren’t the ones who spent hours lurking through the underbrush trying to find ‘the invisible man’!”
The giggles were suddenly replaced by confused stares. The girl’s response seemed a little too quick to be made up, but seemed a little too odd to be taken seriously. “Like I said, you owe me details,” Dee reminded her daughter as they left to take their places.
“Alien abduction?” Tammy calmly inquired of her friend.
“Oh yeah,” Raven nodded assuredly.
Tammy turned to Terry, “I believe you owe me a drink.”
Stragglers from the bachelor party trickled into the chapel as the persons of honor prepared to take their places. Among the stragglers, a statuesque grey squirrel. Trying to avoid too much attention, particularly from the Groom’s family and friends, she took a seat well in the back. While those around her were looking forward to a wonderful, beautiful ceremony, she was hoping the coming ceremony would be as miserable as the night before had been for her. And it would be, if she had anything to do with it.
-to be concluded...
The shanghaied ship came slamming into the ground hard enough to lift the mouse, bat and cloaked alien right off their feet. Under the circumstances, all three suspended their stalking and awaited whatever was to come next, though Raven and Fangs had less of an idea of what that might be than their prey who, in anticipation of the bachelor party’s emergence, set his weapon to freeze... he wasn’t taking the chance that his hostages would escape a second time.
No sooner had the hatch opened than Colette leapt out. “Earth!” she cried as she clutched at the ground, her tail flailing about joyously. The rest of the bachelor party wasn’t far behind and soon all had exited the vessel.
The alien criminal deactivated his cloaking field and emerged from the bushes. “No more tricks!” he commanded, taking aim at the assembled group before him.
“Says who?!” Raven yelled as she and Fangs jumped him. Their effort to subdue the alien was not quite as successful as they’d hoped as he was quickly able to shake off the both of them. Before the young mouse could right herself and make another lunge she found herself in the cross hairs of his weapon. Raven’s fear, what little the teen actually had, dissipated as quickly as the energy beam upon hitting her.
Being unaware that the youth’s cloak made her immune to a broad range of weaponry, the criminal was left wondering why the mouse didn’t have icicles dangling from her nose. He looked closely at the emitter crystal at the end of the weapon assuming that maybe there was something physically wrong with the device itself. In fact, he was so wrapped up in his concern for his malfunctioning weapon that he was unaware that the authorities had arrived.
“FREEZE!!” Officer Ybrik shouted.
The sudden noise so stunned the alien criminal that he inadvertently pulled the trigger... and froze himself.
“Heh-HEH-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, hoo!” Gunther cackled in amusement.
Noodlum turned to his partner, “Why can’t more crooks be that considerate?”
Replacing his sidearm in his holster, Ybrik addressed the assembled locals, “We’ll have to ask for all of you to return with us to the station to provide statements, you are all witnesses after all. It shouldn’t take more than a few hours.”
“Hours?!” Chip exclaimed.
“If you’ll excuse me, lads,” Darby began, stepping forward, “I believe diplomatic immunity would preclude hauling me back to ‘the station’.”
“How do you figure?” Ybrik inquired.
“I am Darby Spree, King of the Leprechauns,” the monarch replied proudly.
Ybrik turned to his partner for verification, “Noodlum?”
“I’m checking,” the other officer mumbled as he checked a portable database, “Let’s see... Leprechauns... hereditary monarchy... current monarch: Darby Spree. Yep, he checks out.”
“Sorry for the inconvenience, your majesty,” Ybrik offered, “Now, the rest of you-”
“Are me royal entourage,” Darby interrupted.
“I beg your pardon?”
“What kind of King travels without his bodyguards and advisors?” Darby asked rhetorically, motioning to the bachelor party, then, pulling Colette over with an arm around her waist, added, “Not to mention me lovely consort.”
“Eeeewww!” the squirrel blurted out in disgust. Receiving a discreet jab from Chip, she amended with a forced smile, “I mean, you betcha!”
“What do you think?” Ybrik asked his partner.
“I think my wife’ll have my head if I’m late for dinner again,” Noodlum replied.
“Very well then,” Ybrik nodded to Darby and ‘his people’, “We won’t take up any more of your time.”
After the alien officers had stowed their prisoner and had departed with the stolen vessel in tow, Chip turned to his Irish guest, “That was some quick thinking- um, Darby?”
“Looks like he already split,” Dale commented, noting the leprechaun’s absence.
“That’s probably what we should be doing!” Monty pointed out.
“Right!” Chip declared as he broke into a run, “We’ve got a wedding to get to!”
“Aw, but I wanted that pot of gold,” Bob complained as he followed.
Dale tried to console him, “Trust me, it’s more trouble than it’s worth.”
Guests had already taken their seats within the open-air chapel just inside the edge of the forest when more sensitive ears detected frantic scampering in the distance. The sanctuary in which they waited was ringed by interlocking trellises gayly bedecked with flowers and streamers which meant the only clear line of sight was through the archway in the rear where the bride was to enter. The curious turned about in hopes of catching sight of the whoever it was, if they happened to pass that way. They were not disappointed... well, not entirely. The blur that tore past wasn’t visible long enough to make out much in the way of details, though at the very least it appeared to be a dark brown mouse on all fours.
“What’s he wearing?” someone asked, “A cape?”
“I think that was the bride’s daughter,” another supposed.
Indeed, it was Raven that had zoomed past. The groom’s tent had been reached first as it was closest along the path of travel, leaving her to sprint the last few feet to the bridal tent alone.
“That sounds like our missing bridesmaid now,” Foxglove noted as her ears twitched.
Soon the other ladies within the bridal tent heard the distinctive pattering of four paws on slightly dewy grass... which culminated in an odd ‘slushing’ sound. All eyes were on the entrance when Raven went sailing by on her stomach, pawing frantically at the ground. They would have heard the girl bemoan in the most graphic vulgarity having lost her footing had they not broken out into raucous laughter at the expression they’d seen on her face as she passed.
“Chip’s here!” Raven exclaimed once she finally made it into the tent, “No need to kill him.”
“I’m not going to kill him,” Dee chuckled, “I’m going to marry him.” Raven stared in horror at the implication. “Not in the vengeful ‘I’ll make him wish he was dead’ way,” she reassured her daughter, “I just assumed the bachelor party ran long.” After a pause, Dee added conspiratorially, “By the way, you owe me details.”
“I’d have better details if Fangs and I hadn’t followed that stupid Trojan cake of yours,” Raven groused as she frantically dressed. Dee and the others who had been at the bachelorette party couldn’t help but break into a fit of poorly concealed giggles as they remembered the previous night. “Yeah, laugh it up,” the teen replied sarcastically, straightening out her dress, “You weren’t the ones who spent hours lurking through the underbrush trying to find ‘the invisible man’!”
The giggles were suddenly replaced by confused stares. The girl’s response seemed a little too quick to be made up, but seemed a little too odd to be taken seriously. “Like I said, you owe me details,” Dee reminded her daughter as they left to take their places.
“Alien abduction?” Tammy calmly inquired of her friend.
“Oh yeah,” Raven nodded assuredly.
Tammy turned to Terry, “I believe you owe me a drink.”
Stragglers from the bachelor party trickled into the chapel as the persons of honor prepared to take their places. Among the stragglers, a statuesque grey squirrel. Trying to avoid too much attention, particularly from the Groom’s family and friends, she took a seat well in the back. While those around her were looking forward to a wonderful, beautiful ceremony, she was hoping the coming ceremony would be as miserable as the night before had been for her. And it would be, if she had anything to do with it.
-to be concluded...
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