Chapter Ten: Little Bright Eyes
Once more a festive atmosphere reigned at the Kummon Inn. People found seats where they could among the replacements that had been brought in from the guest rooms and nearby homes. Amanda, her daughters and Terry were the heroes of the hour for having helped lift the specter of fear from the community.
“Let me know if this is too hot,” Gadget advised as she applied a makeshift heating pad to her mother’s left shoulder.
“It’s fine,” Amanda replied. “Now sit down,” she gently commanded, “You’fe been doing enough today as it is, you’fe earned the right to relax and enjoy your fictory.”
Taking a seat at the table with her family, Gadget broached a subject that had nagged at her since learning of her mother’s condition, “Dee never told me you had problems with your shoulder.”
“I didn’t until fife years ago,” Amanda pointed out, “It’s the result of whateffer happened to me when I went missing.”
“What do you remember about what happened?” Dee inquired, “I mean, from the time you were helping rescue people from those apartments to winding up here.”
Amanda leaned back in her seat as she searched her memory. “I was standing near the edge of the wall,” she proceeded to recount, “I was directing the platform down and keeping an eye on it’s progress. There was this loud cracking sound oferhead, something large hit me on my left side... I remember tumbling down the wall and getting a brief view back up and seeing what looked like a tree laying where I’d been standing. I hit the water, but the next thing I’m aware of is being in a lot of pain and trying to walk home. I didn’t recognize anything and some people led me inside somewhere. There was a lot of talking but all I really know is that it seemed like they were concerned about me, talking about me but not to me. Then I was in bed and someone asked me what my name was... I answered, like a reflex, and someone told the others to let me rest until I was stronger, then we could find my family. I remember wanting to tell them who my family was but not being able to come up with any names or faces. It was a horrible feeling. I was more or less out of things for the next few days. Once I recovered enough to really comprehend where I was and what was happening I was here.”
“Witnesses said a dead branch broke loose from a tree nearby,” Dee explained, “The two guys on the wall with you were killed by the impact and when no one could find you pinned beneath it anywhere they concluded you must have been knocked over the edge. The two on the platform were also lost... only one of their bodies was found later.”
“And people just assumed I must’ve been killed, too” Amanda safely reasoned.
“Well, not everyone,” Gadget joined in, “From what Dee told me, she held out hope for a couple weeks before she could statistically prove that your survival was impossible.”
Amanda gently took hold of Dee’s paw. She wasn’t sure what to say, and eventually settled on, “I hope you’re not too upset that I proofed you wrong, I hope you can forgiff me.” Dee couldn’t help but laugh at the unexpected answer. Then, turning to Gadget, Amanda took hold of her other daughter’s paw and with heartfelt grief made the appeal she’d been holding in for twenty-eight years, “And I hope you can forgiff me for... abandoning you, and not coming back.”
“Oh you didn’t abandon me, well, not really,” Gadget corrected, “Your mother was sick and your in-laws were trying to take custody of your firstborn, and I can understand why you couldn’t let that happen, or let your sister-in-law know about me or Dad, I mean, I’ve met her. She was not a very nice person.”
“You met Carol?” Amanda asked in surprise, “Well, I am sorry you had to go through that.”
“When she heard that Gadget was a child you had while you were avoiding her,” Dee proceeded to recount, “Let’s see, she said something like... ‘While Doohickey’s mom was gone for a year she spent all that time drinkin’ and whorin’ with some lecherous foreigner and popped out some bastard half-breed... Like mother like daughter’.”
“Oh, I hope one of you hit her for that!” Amanda replied.
“I almost did,” Gadget pointed out, “But Dee held me back.”
“Don’t worry,” Dee assured their mother, “Gadget belted her one at the trial.”
“Trial?” was Amanda’s inevitable question, “Whose? Tell me it was Carol’s.”
“Oh, it was,” Gadget responded.
“Thanks to Gadget we were able to nail her for treason and attempted mass murder,” Dee elaborated.
“You’re kidding,” Amanda laughed, “I have to hear about this.”
“Gadget had constructed a miniature recording device,” Dee related, “She was wearing it on her person when she, the Rescue Rangers and myself all went to convince a disgusting French rat not to go through with a plan to impregnate the city water supply with a certain chemical. Turns out he’d set a trap to prevent people from interrupting him and we walked right into it, and as he was tying us up he accidentally activated Gadget’s recorder. When we woke up we warned him that the chemical would kill thousands, he thought it would make his great artistic endeavor even more magnificent. Later, Carol walked in on all this, she was on intimate terms with this frog...”
“Rat,” Gadget corrected.
“Rat-frog,” Dee sort of agreed, “Anyhow, we told her about what would happen. She was even happier than her boyfriend. She realized if the city water supply was poisoned, it would kill the Chief and all the other Clan Mothers, and once she warned her toadies to avoid the city water for awhile, Carol could just take over. She could rule the tribe, or what was left of it, like a queen.”
“And she said all this?!” Amanda asked in disbelief.
“Even about skinning Charity Rose and using her hide as a throw rug,” Dee verified. Then, smiling broadly, she pointed out, “We played that recording at her trial, her public trial.”
“It nearly caused a riot,”Gadget interjected.
“It was hilarious,” Dee commented before she continued, “Carol didn’t know anything about the recording. Gadget came out before the Clan Mothers to prep the playback, and once Carol realized what it was she jumped out of her seat and sprinted across the hall intent on stopping it.” Dee paused before she moved on to ‘the good part’, “Gadget saw her coming, reeled back and-” she emphasized the point by pantomiming the punch in slow motion, “WHAM!” Amanda chuckled at her sister-in-law’s misfortune. “Carol was running so fast,” Dee continued, “that she almost pin-wheeled in the air when she collided with Gadget’s fist,” Amanda began to laugh out loud at the image, “and no sooner had she hit the floor than she disappeared under a pile of bailiffs who then drug her back to her seat and held her there.” Amanda was practically in tears by the time Dee finished.
“And that’s not all,” Gadget picked up, “When the people in the gallery actually heard Carol detailing her treachery on the recording they began throwing whatever they could find at her.”
“The bailiffs didn’t know what to do,” Dee laughed, “Should they shield the defendant or let her have it?”
“Couldn’t have happened to a better bitch,” Amanda commented in a satisfied tone.
“Now if only we could get Fat Cat life in prison so easily,” Gadget added.
Dee jested, “But then what would you and the other Rangers do all day?”
“Actually, I’d like to know what it is you do all day,” Amanda broke in, addressing her eldest, “I’fe heard some stories, but I think you’re in the best position to fill me in... In fact, there are twenty-eight years of stories I’d like to catch up on.”
Amanda was utterly enthralled by Gadget’s narrative covering her childhood and recent life as a Rescue Ranger. Late afternoon passed into late evening and the joyous crowd at the inn slowly dissolved into the night. As talk drifted towards the days to come, Gadget suggested that her mother could return with her and Dee to Ranger Headquarters, if only for a short visit. Dee, pointing out their immediate proximity, then proposed stopping to pick up their brother. And so it was agreed to have an ad hoc family reunion at Ranger HQ. With a long trip ahead, and the day’s activities taking their toll, it was time to retire for the night.
Once more a festive atmosphere reigned at the Kummon Inn. People found seats where they could among the replacements that had been brought in from the guest rooms and nearby homes. Amanda, her daughters and Terry were the heroes of the hour for having helped lift the specter of fear from the community.
“Let me know if this is too hot,” Gadget advised as she applied a makeshift heating pad to her mother’s left shoulder.
“It’s fine,” Amanda replied. “Now sit down,” she gently commanded, “You’fe been doing enough today as it is, you’fe earned the right to relax and enjoy your fictory.”
Taking a seat at the table with her family, Gadget broached a subject that had nagged at her since learning of her mother’s condition, “Dee never told me you had problems with your shoulder.”
“I didn’t until fife years ago,” Amanda pointed out, “It’s the result of whateffer happened to me when I went missing.”
“What do you remember about what happened?” Dee inquired, “I mean, from the time you were helping rescue people from those apartments to winding up here.”
Amanda leaned back in her seat as she searched her memory. “I was standing near the edge of the wall,” she proceeded to recount, “I was directing the platform down and keeping an eye on it’s progress. There was this loud cracking sound oferhead, something large hit me on my left side... I remember tumbling down the wall and getting a brief view back up and seeing what looked like a tree laying where I’d been standing. I hit the water, but the next thing I’m aware of is being in a lot of pain and trying to walk home. I didn’t recognize anything and some people led me inside somewhere. There was a lot of talking but all I really know is that it seemed like they were concerned about me, talking about me but not to me. Then I was in bed and someone asked me what my name was... I answered, like a reflex, and someone told the others to let me rest until I was stronger, then we could find my family. I remember wanting to tell them who my family was but not being able to come up with any names or faces. It was a horrible feeling. I was more or less out of things for the next few days. Once I recovered enough to really comprehend where I was and what was happening I was here.”
“Witnesses said a dead branch broke loose from a tree nearby,” Dee explained, “The two guys on the wall with you were killed by the impact and when no one could find you pinned beneath it anywhere they concluded you must have been knocked over the edge. The two on the platform were also lost... only one of their bodies was found later.”
“And people just assumed I must’ve been killed, too” Amanda safely reasoned.
“Well, not everyone,” Gadget joined in, “From what Dee told me, she held out hope for a couple weeks before she could statistically prove that your survival was impossible.”
Amanda gently took hold of Dee’s paw. She wasn’t sure what to say, and eventually settled on, “I hope you’re not too upset that I proofed you wrong, I hope you can forgiff me.” Dee couldn’t help but laugh at the unexpected answer. Then, turning to Gadget, Amanda took hold of her other daughter’s paw and with heartfelt grief made the appeal she’d been holding in for twenty-eight years, “And I hope you can forgiff me for... abandoning you, and not coming back.”
“Oh you didn’t abandon me, well, not really,” Gadget corrected, “Your mother was sick and your in-laws were trying to take custody of your firstborn, and I can understand why you couldn’t let that happen, or let your sister-in-law know about me or Dad, I mean, I’ve met her. She was not a very nice person.”
“You met Carol?” Amanda asked in surprise, “Well, I am sorry you had to go through that.”
“When she heard that Gadget was a child you had while you were avoiding her,” Dee proceeded to recount, “Let’s see, she said something like... ‘While Doohickey’s mom was gone for a year she spent all that time drinkin’ and whorin’ with some lecherous foreigner and popped out some bastard half-breed... Like mother like daughter’.”
“Oh, I hope one of you hit her for that!” Amanda replied.
“I almost did,” Gadget pointed out, “But Dee held me back.”
“Don’t worry,” Dee assured their mother, “Gadget belted her one at the trial.”
“Trial?” was Amanda’s inevitable question, “Whose? Tell me it was Carol’s.”
“Oh, it was,” Gadget responded.
“Thanks to Gadget we were able to nail her for treason and attempted mass murder,” Dee elaborated.
“You’re kidding,” Amanda laughed, “I have to hear about this.”
“Gadget had constructed a miniature recording device,” Dee related, “She was wearing it on her person when she, the Rescue Rangers and myself all went to convince a disgusting French rat not to go through with a plan to impregnate the city water supply with a certain chemical. Turns out he’d set a trap to prevent people from interrupting him and we walked right into it, and as he was tying us up he accidentally activated Gadget’s recorder. When we woke up we warned him that the chemical would kill thousands, he thought it would make his great artistic endeavor even more magnificent. Later, Carol walked in on all this, she was on intimate terms with this frog...”
“Rat,” Gadget corrected.
“Rat-frog,” Dee sort of agreed, “Anyhow, we told her about what would happen. She was even happier than her boyfriend. She realized if the city water supply was poisoned, it would kill the Chief and all the other Clan Mothers, and once she warned her toadies to avoid the city water for awhile, Carol could just take over. She could rule the tribe, or what was left of it, like a queen.”
“And she said all this?!” Amanda asked in disbelief.
“Even about skinning Charity Rose and using her hide as a throw rug,” Dee verified. Then, smiling broadly, she pointed out, “We played that recording at her trial, her public trial.”
“It nearly caused a riot,”Gadget interjected.
“It was hilarious,” Dee commented before she continued, “Carol didn’t know anything about the recording. Gadget came out before the Clan Mothers to prep the playback, and once Carol realized what it was she jumped out of her seat and sprinted across the hall intent on stopping it.” Dee paused before she moved on to ‘the good part’, “Gadget saw her coming, reeled back and-” she emphasized the point by pantomiming the punch in slow motion, “WHAM!” Amanda chuckled at her sister-in-law’s misfortune. “Carol was running so fast,” Dee continued, “that she almost pin-wheeled in the air when she collided with Gadget’s fist,” Amanda began to laugh out loud at the image, “and no sooner had she hit the floor than she disappeared under a pile of bailiffs who then drug her back to her seat and held her there.” Amanda was practically in tears by the time Dee finished.
“And that’s not all,” Gadget picked up, “When the people in the gallery actually heard Carol detailing her treachery on the recording they began throwing whatever they could find at her.”
“The bailiffs didn’t know what to do,” Dee laughed, “Should they shield the defendant or let her have it?”
“Couldn’t have happened to a better bitch,” Amanda commented in a satisfied tone.
“Now if only we could get Fat Cat life in prison so easily,” Gadget added.
Dee jested, “But then what would you and the other Rangers do all day?”
“Actually, I’d like to know what it is you do all day,” Amanda broke in, addressing her eldest, “I’fe heard some stories, but I think you’re in the best position to fill me in... In fact, there are twenty-eight years of stories I’d like to catch up on.”
Amanda was utterly enthralled by Gadget’s narrative covering her childhood and recent life as a Rescue Ranger. Late afternoon passed into late evening and the joyous crowd at the inn slowly dissolved into the night. As talk drifted towards the days to come, Gadget suggested that her mother could return with her and Dee to Ranger Headquarters, if only for a short visit. Dee, pointing out their immediate proximity, then proposed stopping to pick up their brother. And so it was agreed to have an ad hoc family reunion at Ranger HQ. With a long trip ahead, and the day’s activities taking their toll, it was time to retire for the night.
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