Col. Kink's Love Bunker v. 2.0

[LordSunhawk]

Who wants to tug that last bead out? Slowly?

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*raises hand* I volunteer for this onerous task, purely to spare others from having to do so of course /pious look

[antoncg]

*raises hand* I volunteer for this onerous task, purely to spare others from having to do so of course /pious look

Very Nobel of you but don't hog the fun.

[Col. Kink]

blindfoldrape.jpg Because the missus and I are evil.

[LordSunhawk]

Yes, you are very evil! Love it!

[Col. Kink]

Sorry it's been a while, but the missus convinced me it would be better if I just rested with my injuries for a good long while and not worry about getting anything done for a bit. So now I'm rested up a bit and into physical therapy.

Soooo ... What am I bid for this little piece of rape bait?

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[LordSunhawk]

100 portions! (TFA reference)

I had *just* wondered 'hey, haven't heard from the Colonel lately' and checked the forum, saw no posts, then got the email literally 30 seconds later. I hope your recovery goes well!

[rogermaris9]

All the tea in China. Glad to see you back, and I hope things are going well with you.

[Col. Kink]

I can stand! I CAN STAND! ... With assistance.

Meanwhile, here's a little something I dreamed up while receiving a sponge bath.
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[LordSunhawk]

Glad to hear you are starting to do better, Colonel! Hope your recovery is swift and total.

[Col. Kink]

Sorry I've been out for a while, but I decided to wait until I was just about mended. I'm up and about, I'm up, walking, a bit stiff but mobile, and most of my Karen Gillan ScotBot 3000 nursing androids have been returned to their normal duty as naked living furniture.

So, who wants to see a nekkid little princess? Besides me?
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[LordSunhawk]

Glad to hear you are doing so much better!

And love the pic too!

[Trace.Reading]

Too young is what hateful prudes say.

[Col. Kink]

Know what I like about holodecks? No matter how rough the sex is, she's always good for more the next day.

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[Trace.Reading]

You can't get holodeck sluts preggo though.

[Col. Kink]

Captured princesses cannot escape their masters even in death. The bodies of those who have reached the end of their lives can be put to one final use for the good of their owners.

Have a nice day.

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