The TJA New Wrestling Thread

[prfctcellrulz]

WWE Hall-Of-Famer Blackjack Mulligan has passed away. He was 73.

Article: WWE issues statement on passing of Blackjack Mulligan

[Ferretlord]

Just got home and saw this RIP Blackjack.

[Ferretlord]

So I guess Germansimp was right Global Force wrestling is a pyramid scheme. It turns out Jeff Jarrett is trying to get you to join Team Jarrett and pay for one of those cards that's worth real gold. More details to explain it better here.

http://www.cagesideseats.com/2016/4/...orce-wrestling

[Ferretlord]

Triple posting, but sorry. MVP was signed and fired from Lucha Underground in a week.

http://www.cagesideseats.com/2016/4/...act-terminated

[prfctcellrulz]

Triple posting, but sorry. MVP was signed and fired from Lucha Underground in a week.

http://www.cagesideseats.com/2016/4/...act-terminated

I saw that. I hope he goes back to WWE too.

[Ferretlord]

It's not that kind of party Adam. Adam Rose and Konner have been suspended for failing WWE's Wellness Policy.

http://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/201...icy-violations

[Germansimp]

You know how TNA has been looking for a new investor to save their a$$es? Well, most sources can confirm a buyer has been found. The deal will be announced on Wednesday, 4/20 and guess who the (admittedly rumored) buyers are? Why, nobody else than the Harris Brothers, aka 2 confirmed Nazis. And then you realise that the deal announcement on 4/20 is probably not a coincidence.

Personally, I'm not fully convinced this is true, but if it does turn out to be true, I'll probably won't stop laughing for a week.

Edit: This is the company that is buying TNA:
http://www.aroluxe.com/

And YES, part of their management team are the fvcking Harris Twins. Guess it'll now be "Impact Impact Uber Alles".

[Ferretlord]

You know how TNA has been looking for a new investor to save their a$$es? Well, most sources can confirm a buyer has been found. The deal will be announced on Wednesday, 4/20 and guess who the (admittedly rumored) buyers are? Why, nobody else than the Harris Brothers, aka 2 confirmed Nazis. And then you realise that the deal announcement on 4/20 is probably not a coincidence.

Personally, I'm not fully convinced this is true, but if it does turn out to be true, I'll probably won't stop laughing for a week.

Edit: This is the company that is buying TNA:
http://www.aroluxe.com/

And YES, part of their management team are the fvcking Harris Twins. Guess it'll now be "Impact Impact Uber Alles".

Just got home and read this. I'd say the Harris brothers will run it into the ground, but this is TNa. It's the only wrestling Fed that will outlive mankind and still be complained about.

[Ferretlord]

Chyna has passed away.

From what a lot of people heard her life was going better over the last few years, stopping doing porn, clean from drugs, had fans fund her independant documentary. With her death now it's quickly coming to light, that after Piper's funeral she fell of the wagon. She was vsuppossed to be at an indie fan event in Dallas on Wrestlemania weekend. The event was down the street from Mania and Takeover. She no showed because she was so messed up she didn't even know where she was.

Oh and I know now they'll induct her into the Hall of Fame. They'll do the same to her that they did to Macho Man. Wee was afraid Savage and Chyna would both go off script, and blast WWE during their acceptance speechs, and that's one of the reasons WWE wouldn't induct either wrestler. I don't see her going in next year, or even the year after that, but after the more negative aspects of her life die down, then we'll see her inducted.

RIP 9th Wonder of the World. May you find peace that you couldn't find in life.

[prfctcellrulz]

Just got home and read this. I'd say the Harris brothers will run it into the ground, but this is TNa. It's the only wrestling Fed that will outlive mankind and still be complained about.

Just to clarify, are we talking about the same Harris Brothers that appeared on a few episodes of Storage Wars during Dave Hester's exile?

EDIT: Never mind, I looked it up, it's not who I was thinking of. Please disregard this post.

[Ferretlord]

Roich Brennan has been future endevoured.

http://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/201...ding-to-report

[Ari]

Did anyone else here watch Payback? What did you all think?

And what were your reactions to Enzo's nasty match-cancelling bump?

[Ferretlord]

Did anyone else here watch Payback? What did you all think?

And what were your reactions to Enzo's nasty match-cancelling bump?

I did it was okay. 6.5 out of 10. I'd talk more, but I'm suffering dfrom a nasty cold.

Other News: Ruback has gone home over contract disputes.
http://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/201...atest-contract

[Lyger]

I saw the first episode of Camp WWE. It's very so-so but has some promise. Also, since this is a cartoon porn forum, I should note that carton Stephanie McMahon is quite hot.

[Germansimp]

Well, it looks like this year's "Black Friday" is here, as WWE has starting releasing a whole lot of guys, namely:

Wade Barrett (was expected to be gone once his contract was up in June, now released a couple weeks earlier)
Damien Sandow (talk about a wasted talent. Plus side: He won't 'rap' on UpUpDownDown anymore)
Hornswoggle (couple of days short of his 10-year anniversary with the company. Not that he was really used in recent months)
El Torito (not used since Los Matadores disappeared, and with Swoggle gone, what use is having only one midget wrestler. Still a waste of talent)
Cameron (girl, bye)
Alex Riley (hahaha, fvck you, you Twitter-ranting d-bag)
Zeb Colter (Uncle Zebekiah, nooo! Not that he had been used in MONTHS)
Santino Marella (retired almost 2 years ago due to neck injuries, surprised he stayed with the company this long)

Day is not over yet, and rumor is there might be a release coming that is certain to p!ss a lot of people off, so let's see what the day still brings.