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WOW! A joke thread! I wonder why I didn`t found it earlier. (Focused to much on the CnC area)
So, I`ve got some jokes, too! I`ve translated them from german into english. If you find any spelling mistakes, you can keep them.
"Your mother"-jokes:
- Your mother is so fat...
...if she goes to the cinema, she is sitting next to everyone.
...if she passes the television, you`ll miss a whole season fo "Lost"
...if she is climbing a mountain while wearing a yellow jacket, people are thinking the sun is rising.
...she is wearing 20"-rims as earrings
...her neck is looking like two hot dogs.
- Your mother is so ugly, she looked out of the window and got arrested!
- Your mother is so stupid...
...she sells wood in the forest.
...she got driven over by a parked car.
...she`s sitting on the TV and is watching the couch.
...she`s colour-blind and buys a gameboy color
...she`s playing CounterStrike with a steering wheel (my favourite
)
- Your mother called: You should come home and comb her back.
Phew...enough translating. I hope you`ll like this ones.
IMPORTAND: Don`t tell this jokes to everyone... could get dangerous
So, I`ve got some jokes, too! I`ve translated them from german into english. If you find any spelling mistakes, you can keep them.
"Your mother"-jokes:
- Your mother is so fat...
...if she goes to the cinema, she is sitting next to everyone.
...if she passes the television, you`ll miss a whole season fo "Lost"
...if she is climbing a mountain while wearing a yellow jacket, people are thinking the sun is rising.
...she is wearing 20"-rims as earrings
...her neck is looking like two hot dogs.
- Your mother is so ugly, she looked out of the window and got arrested!
- Your mother is so stupid...
...she sells wood in the forest.
...she got driven over by a parked car.
...she`s sitting on the TV and is watching the couch.
...she`s colour-blind and buys a gameboy color
...she`s playing CounterStrike with a steering wheel (my favourite
)- Your mother called: You should come home and comb her back.
Phew...enough translating. I hope you`ll like this ones.
IMPORTAND: Don`t tell this jokes to everyone... could get dangerous
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