May 1 2012

Pee Games in your Home

I can’t remember if I ever posted about this before, so here’s a little back story.  Back in 2010 SEGA was rumored to be making some urinal based games.  You played these games by peeing, as one normally would, in a urinal.  In there would be a sensor that measured how fast your pee was.  Apparently there where three different games, one where you would erase graffiti, one where you made characters shoot milk out of their nose and one where you could blow girls dresses up.

Well those rumors where true and they where installed in over 130 bars across Japan.  But now you too can own this device in your home.  SEGA is selling the hardware for Â¥140,000 (US$1,747) , the mini games for Â¥10,000 ($125) a piece and a Â¥10 coin box for Â¥25,000 ($312).  So… you know… you could make some money on the side as you charge your friends to pee at your house.


Apr 20 2012

Roll your balls all over this ladies boobs

Roll your Monkey Balls that is.  SEGA is currently offering (for a limited time) a special download map for the PSVita version Super Monkey Ball: Tokumori Asobi-ta! that features this bikini model’s image all over the place.  Not only that, but there are bumps in floor where her boobs press up from.  The model is Yukie Kawamura and she’s the sort of the spokes boobs for the title seeing as SEGA is using her for promotional spots for the game and the system.  Here’s a commercial for the game with her rolling around in a bikini top and shorts.

Continue on to see more shots from the game and some of her promotional work for this version of Super Monkey Ball.

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