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Way back in 2008, post #262.  I did up a review of an adult Mame game called Dancing Eyes.  It’s this crazy puzzle game where you run this little monkey character around this grid on the clothing of an anime chick.  If you’re able to make a circle back to your starting point and make a box, the clothing there will disappear and revel some of her under garments.  Oh, and don’t forget to avoid enemies because they will end your game real quick.  You can read my full review here.

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Namco has been putting advertising in magazines for the 5th game in the SoulCalibur series.  At least, I think that’s what they’re advertising.  I’m not sure… I keep getting distracted.

The butt shot one below is really interesting.  According to a reader from the Kotaku boards, it reads “The series’ greatest masterpiece”.  But the first two characters (シリ) read as “shiri”, but with the dots over them I guess they can be meant as “butt” in Japan.  Also, there is a pun in the word “傑作” which can also mean butt in Japan.  So, Namco is calling this their mASSterpiece.  The only thing I know is that you could never print advertising like this over here.  Pitty.

Once long ago I reviewed a MAME game.  Not just any MAME game though… a saucy adult one called Sexy Reaction Pachinko.  I said I was going to do more reviews of sexy MAME games but never did…  until now.

This one is for a game called Dancing Eyes.  Released in 1996 by Namco, it’s a game that’s sort of like Qix if I had to make a comparison.  You control a little monkey character and you run him around a grid layout cutting out block pieces until the whole grid is clear.  What’s so naughty about this?  The grid is overlayed on the clothes of an anime girl (most times) and as you clear out sections the clothes fall off her until she’s left with nothing but her undies.

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