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As soon as I saw an article for LovePalz, I knew I had to post it here too.  What LovePalz is… um… are…. is an a long distance sex app/toy.  How it works is like this.  The male side (Zeus) is a tube lined with textured silicone and the female side (Hera) is a phallus.  You buy as a whole pack with one his and one hers plus the app the links them together.  During masturbation, info is sent from one toy to the other through cloud data via bluetooth.  So the Hera side will get info like speed from the Zeus as the male uses it, and in turn, the sensors in the phallus will tighten as she contracts so the Zeus unit will tighten as well.  Basically, what ever your partner is doing with the toy, you’ll feel it on your end in real-time.

The whole deal costs $94.50 and there are even different package deals like two Zeus or two Hera. There’s even gold-plated ones for those with money to burn.  What a great idea and should be perfect for those with long distance relationships.  They also look quite stylish in my opinion.

This whole thing though reminds me of a post I made a long time ago with the same thing in mind… only with Xbox 360 controllers. ^_^

LovePalz

It’s Valentines Day!

Now I ask you, on this day of days are you far away from your loved one? Wishing you could be there to gently caress and massage those oh so tender and sensitive areas of your special someone? Well, now you can, thanks to some clever thinking on… someones part. Because there is now an Xbox Community Game where you can control the rumble feature of someone else’s controller via the internet… and they can control yours. Oh yeah… each player can control the others intensity and speed and it also supports vioce chat too. So you can hear how good you are at pushing your lovers buttons. Just make sure that both you and your partner both have an Xbox 360 and an internet connection and you’re ready to go. Oh… and a towel for your controller when you’re done. ^_^

Cost is 200 Microsoft points. I wonder if you can control two controllers in the same room on one Xbox though.