Some of you might have heard of this, but I just found out about it. Apparently, a lady in China was tired of people speeding through a cross walk in her neighbourhood, so she took matters in to her own hands. She tied a blow up sex doll to a tree at the cross walk to slow down the drivers. Guess what? It totally worked.
Now there are two things that entered my mind when I read this story. First, good on her for getting out there and doing something, even though it might be ridiculous. Most people would just sit and continue to bitch about it. Second, if this happened in North America, I’d say by the end of the day that doll would have been popped or gone completely. At the very least people would take pictures of themselves accosting the doll and put them up on Facebook.
At least now we know that sex dolls have a second function. ^_^
On June 17th, the small rural village of Liucunbu, China was digging a new well. They got about 80m deep when they discovered a strange looking object. No one knew what it was, so they put the long fleshy discovery in a bucket of water and called Xi’an Up Close, who sent out a news reporter to try and shed some light on what it could possibly be.
“As we can all see, this looks like a type of fungus, on both ends of which you’ll find mushroom heads,” the news report states. “On this side, you can see what looks like a pair of lips. And on that side, there is a tiny hole which extends all the way back to this side. The object looks very shiny, and it feels very fleshy and meaty too.” Well, if you haven’t been able to guess where this is going I’ll fill you in. What the village dug up was not a new variety of mushroom, it was a male masturbation aid and what the village didn’t know… the internet did. Once the report went out there, it went viral on how this village and news reporter mistook a sex toy for a mushroom.
Xi’an Up Close has since issued a correction and an apology. It also seems that they’ve put the blame on the reporter saying she is “still very young and unwise to the ways of the world”. What about the other people of the news crew? Maybe people where just to embarrassed to say what it really was to the reporter. What ever the reason, it’s pretty funny over all but I do feel bad for the reporter. I’m sure this is something people will never let her forget.
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