Space beer
How much do you like beer? Do you like it enough to pay obscene amounts of money on it? How about obscene amounts on just a few beers? No? What if I told you it was from space?
I’ll let you think about that for a sec.
See, Sapporo Breweries in Japan is now selling beer that has been brewed with barley that have been up in space for about 5 months. Actually, it’s the fourth generation offspring of seeds that spent time in space, but we’re cutting hairs here.
But you, the fine consumer, can now own and drink (if you wish) this space beer for only… $110 bucks… for a pack of 6. Oh and you can’t just go and buy it. No, no, no silly consumer. You have to go to Sapporo Breweries website and apply before Dec 24th. After which only a select few people will be chosen to make said purchase. Why are they doing it like this? Because they only have 250 six packs to sell of the space beer.
According to Sapporo the taste is “a mellow flavor and slightly dark color reminiscent of deep space”, what ever the heck that means. o_O
So are you willing to part with $110 bucks so you can drown your tastes buds in space beer? All of the profits are going to the Okayama University where they will use them to help promote science education for children in Japan and Russia.
You know… I would be so pissed off if I got so dunk on this space beer that I barfed it all up. Not that that would happen to me, you see… I don’t drink alcoholic beverages. ^_^
December 8th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Space has a mellow flavor?
Anyhow, I’m not a beer drinker. I just never got a taste for it. And even if I was, if I paid $110 bucks for beer that was made in space, it had better give me super powers or a 10″ long penis that cums magic.
Good to hear from you again Joe.
December 9th, 2009 at 4:36 am
Hmm. Now Im a beer kind of person, and I admit to spending quite a bit on booze when the occasion arises, but this is a bit much. On the other hand, how cool would it be to be the only person in town or possibly the state to have space beer. I may have to check this out….
Good to hear from ya Joe. Hope things are going well.